Help - im in the library and want to buy porn

ilovesleep

So Im using a computer in a library for internet and want to buy hardcore porn dvds but dont want to be spotted by the librarian whos right behind me constantly.
The stuff i want to buy would be pure filth. I dont want to click on a page to have porn images appear.

Stercus Accidit

FFS just go on porntube or something, who in this day and age pays for nudey pics?

easyeason3

Post the number of the library & I'll ring the librarian to distract her so you can buy all the filthy porn you want.

Seriously OP, post the number. I'm looking up lists of books I can enquire about to keep her busy.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

I think porntube in a library is a bit obvious.

OP - if questioned, put on a Swedish accent and say that it's perfectly normal where you come form. That or wink and nod towards the toilets.

El Weirdo

What type of loser buys porn nowadays?

Pompey Magnus

I love the idea of ordering a porn dvd online, you have to admire the planning ahead for a **** in a weeks time when it finally arrives.

orourkeda

Buy it at home. Alternatively buy it somewhere where nobody will be watching

Kintarō Hattori

Eh OP why not save yourself a load of hassle and just buy it online at home?

easyeason3

Can everyone stop encouraging the OP to order it when he/ she's at home?

I really want the number to the library so I can rat him/ her out

jimthemental

OP just go onto redtube and cover yourself with a magazine like Neill Prenderville.

stimpson

Post your credit card number here and I'll order them for you. Don't forget the security code.

Dunjohn

You're in a library ffs. Build a book fort around yourself.

PandyAndy

Go to a PC that isn't right in front of the librarian?

Mozoltov!

Wait 'til the librarian leaves their desk (kick a shelf of books over to distract them and make them go fix it) then go to their PC and order a shít load of porno's on his/her computer.

Stercus Accidit

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

I think porntube in a library is a bit obvious.

:rolleyes:

As an alternative to buying DVD's, I wasn't suggesting he whips it out, tugging it furiously and jizzing all over the monitor and keyboard in the library.

Nodin

ilovesleep wrote: »

So Im using a computer in a library for internet and want to buy hardcore porn dvds but dont want to be spotted by the librarian whos right behind me constantly.
The stuff i want to buy would be pure filth. I dont want to click on a page to have porn images appear.

Its the Nurofen plus and the diet, isn't it?

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Fulton Crown

Now listen.

Now in a library there is always a fat girl in jeans....I mean really fat an bursti out at the arse

Just pop over to her desk an give her a wink an say where are the RAUNCHY vids...she will know !

Give her the head nod and down behind the self help section she will give you a nice blow.

OK ?

charlemont

youmuff.com

Setun

This thread is grim.

Johro

Fulton Crown wrote: »

Now listen.

Now in a library there is always a fat girl in jeans....I mean really fat an bursti out at the arse

Just pop over to her desk an give her a wink an say where are the RAUNCHY vids...she will know !

Give her the head nod and down behind the self help section she will give you a nice blow.

OK ?

Or a good kick in the nuts.