favourite one-liners

CorkMan

Some of mine are:

I write a rhyme, hard as concrete (RBX, Stranded On Death Row)

Slammin' MC's into cement (Nas, Live at the BBQ)

She liked my necklace, started relaxing, now thats what the fu€k I call a chain reaction (Jay-Z, Money Ain't A Thing)

Peyton Manning

Anything by Big L really. He's unparalleled when it comes to comedic one liners imo.

"Breakin in cribs with a crow-bar
I wasn't 'poor', I was po', I couldn't afford the 'o-r'"

"Some say I'm ruthless, some say I'm grim
Once a brother done broke into my house and I robbed him"

mufcboy1999

oh my god im droppin sh*t like a pigeon, i hope your listenin, smackin babies at they christening

B.I.G

im the diamond in the dirt that aint been found, im the underground king that aint been crowned

50

my wifes like kind of what my life's like, fuc*ed up after i beat her ass every night

eminem


good thread bud

HATCHET IRL

Jay-z
Im about the dolla, wtf is 50 cent:cool:

TheUsual

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.

fulhamfanincork

like a fu** you from Christmas his gift was a curse - eminem

love is evol spell it backwards - eminem

horsebox09

"Ask Beavis, I get nothing Butt-Head" - Big L (98 Freestyle)

1st time I heard that I was like :eek:

Ghostface has a lot of great ones too, pretty much every line on Supreme Clientelle is a quotable!

Keyser Söze

"I complimented her, I said you have very nice lips
With my imagination, I could see her suckin' my dick" 50 cent

spacecoyote

Masta Ace - Acknowledge

"Don't answer back this is hard sh*t to follow, & you can't spit nigg*r so you obviously must swallow"

Mickolution

So many to choose from, but I've always loved this Ghostface line in The Champ:

"Bet cha'all didn't know I had a fake arm I lost it"

HATCHET IRL

Not really a one liner but mhat da heck

Celph Titled
"you see me load the clip in the gun?
You'd better kill that crip walk and start doin' a crip run"

Boom_Bap

HATCHET IRL wrote: »

Not really a one liner but mhat da heck

Celph Titled
"you see me load the clip in the gun?
You'd better kill that crip walk and start doin' a crip run"

Celph Titled has too many....on the Bo$$ Hog Barbarians album nearly every line is brilliant, same as on the new one.

But one of my favorites is from J-Zone....."We wear psterodactyl boots ya biyatch"

Seaneh

"Like you'd do something to me, gonna do what where?
I'm like a barber, come and get your crew cut here".

"And when the Step out of line then kelly has to spank them,
Podge and Rodge rappers, they're muppets and they're ****"

"Go 'head and diss kell, you **** on your self,
Your CD's are like orniments, they're still on the shelf"

"I'm a rip van winkle, I lose no sleep,
'bout some vegetarian rappers that don't want beef"

All from the same Rob Kelly track.

"I don't have couple mili but I have a couple hands,
Don't habe a 9 mili but I have a couple hands"

Different Rob Kelly track.


Basically Bobby has billions of insane punchlines.

Seaneh

Other Irish one liners I quite like.

"They say I don't posses the skills and only do a half assed job like contraceptive pills".

- Terawrizt


"Rhyme so hard I got these women licking their lips,
Punch so hard Pete Doherty's licking my fists"

- NuCentz

will add more later.

GodlessInfidel

'Softly as if i play piano in the dark' - Dre 3000

' Honeys play me close like butter play toast'- Biggie

' We eat fish, tossed salads, make Rap ballads'- Raekwon

' Livin off borrowed time the clock ticks faster'- MF Doom

' Cooler than a polar bears toenails'- Big Boi

' Im frustrated twenty nine years no educated'- ODB

' Smoke so much lie saw a dead bird flying through a broken sky' - Nas

' Wu roll together as one, I call my brother sun cause he shine like one' - Mef

' Blaze the herb, ease the pain'- Klashnekoff

' It seems i'm headin for the pen I try to find my friends but they blowin in the wind'- Pac

' How can i keep my composure when so many different thoughts fought for exposure?'- Rakim

'niggas don't know my style, crooked smile, juvenile, was a problem child'- Pac (RIP).

Danow247

While others struggle to juggle, tricky metaphors
I explore more, to expose the core


The King of Monotone!!! Rip Guru

Chewabacca

"I'm the difference between hanna barbera and hannibal the barbarian" El-P

"Then niggas gon' say I lost my skill when in fact they all been programmed And lost they feel" Method Man

HATCHET IRL

AZ-
"**** who's the baddest a person's status depends on salary"

Stompbox

'Elvis was a hero to most but he never meant **** to me' - Public Enemy

/End thread.

surball

so pick a BC date cause you're history

Big Daddy Kane - Ain't no half steppin

Raekwon

Redman has dropped a good few gems over the years:

"Dissed you dismissed you yeah I fixed you,
Let your girl suck on the shít that I piss through"

"I blow the spot up in any hood or boondox,
Make the bully of the block move and get new locks"

"Me and my man jumpin out Sedans,
Tappin your jaw, like Sugar Ray did Durans"

"You remind me of school on a Sunday,
No class"

Benrobjohn

"cut níggers short and give you wheels for legs" Jay Z-"Ignorant ****"

estadio

Last name Ever, First name Greatest. (Drake;forever)
No more white lies,my president is black (jay z)
Far from lame, i am just to fresh (kid kudi)

Cullo

Can yous stop calling them one-liners.....there not actors.....ther rappers.....they got punch lines!


"Rodney King never felt a beat like this" one-be-low

mufcboy1999

ice cube

if jayz can rap about the nyc why cant i talk about the sh*t i see without alica keys without goin r'n'b this aint motown this R A P

biggie

so them rings and things you sing about... Bring em out. It's hard to yell when the barrels in ya mouth

canibus

I'll rip ya skin off just to get on ya nerves

DrumSteve

Aldrid123 wrote: »

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Wow... Who dropped that verse?

That is ill, yo.

VW 1

Murda Mook battle v Young Hot

Ever since LeBron, these young 'uns got the disease,
thinkin they can come from High School and hop in the league,
I'll show 'em college shoulda been they speed,
Im sicka hearin this mumbo jumbo from he catchin bullets with his teeth,
NIGGA PLEASE!

More than one line but he is a sick battle rapper IMO

Some crazy metaphors and punchlines, quite enjoyed his studio stuff too

Ardennes1944

My accapella releases classic masterpieces through telekinesis
And eases you mentally, gently, sentimentally, instrumentally
With entity, dementedly meant to be Infinite

I rock a beat harder then you could beat it with rocks

She say's it's quicker to count the things that ain't wrong with you than to count the things that are.
There's a seven disc cd changer in her car, and I'm in every single slot, and you're not. Aww.

VW 1

Mook again in a battle with Serius Jones

Im serious, I'll slap you delirious Jones,
make you bleed like a bitch with her period Jones..

Niggas sayin that he Zab and that I'm Mayweather
And whether he may win even though I'm way better
Well if that shíts possible, we gonna resort to the pads
Meet Kostya Tszu

Word spread quick bout me battlin this,
but him winnin, man Ripley's wouldnt believe that shít

Saigon did the P's, well I'm gonna do the F's so check;
Niggas cant fathom my figures,
Im fatally fit so for further reference fightin with me is a fatally nigga,
I forsee you future your fallin for a freak,
She ****in with your fam got you fúckin for a fee,
Fillin her up with fuel sayin fúckin aint free,
Its a fact he fiction he never caught a felony..

scientific1982

This one girl tried to Billy Jean me. But I was wearing two rubbers. So name that nigga, Whodini,- Ras Kass.

HalloweenJack

"You broke niggas get drunk more quicker,
You don't make enough bread to soak up all your liquor."
Posdnuos from De La Soul

Sudden Valley

I don't smoke weed or assess
Cause it's known to give a brother brain damage
And brain damage on the mic don't manage
Nuthin'
But makin' a sucker and you equal.
Don't be another sequel...

Actually anything from "express yourself" NWA

mufcboy1999

forgot about this thread, was listing to this earlier love this line at the end.

niggas dont set trends, niggas just jump on dicks thats why there bloods and crips now.

50 cent doo wop freestyle

horsebox09

The only time you peform art is when you're drawing blanks - Chino XL

Serial killer hiding murder material in a cereal box on top of your stereo - Eminem

Rappers is talking to me as if we in the same boat I tell them quick no I move Coke! - Clipse (Malice)

Trapped in a Desert with Eagles - Cannibal Ox (Vorbul Mega)

Andy_rse

"It's alright to show the late greats love, But some of y'all is riding dicks and don't know it like a date-rape drug" Vakill

"F**k your money and your jewels, we just rob you of your dignity" Herbal T

"These hypochondriac rappers think they're sick and they're not" Herbal T

"Talking prison but you only hit the bing when googles down" Esoteric

"We keep heist plans in a trapper keeper, that's organised crime" Celph Titled

cosmicfart

Snoop talks the trash best ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKWpQDBvBbM

Boom_Bap

Andy_rse wrote: »

"F**k your money and your jewels, we just rob you of your dignity" Herbal T

"These hypochondriac rappers think they're sick and they're not" Herbal T

Wax has some dope one liners
"My flow sh*t got c*ntface tourettes syndrome"

Andy_rse

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Wax has some dope one liners
"My flow sh*t got c*ntface tourettes syndrome"

No doubt. "5 dollar merlot, we call it merlittle"

mufcboy1999

ask bevis i get nutin butt head.. Big L

Will Smith doesn't have to curse in his raps to sell records. Well I do so F*ck him and f*ck you too!.. Eminem

you can f*ck jill on a hill and you still wont be jack.. Eminem

banks is cooler than the other side of the pillow.. lloyd banks

i guess i was a combination of house of pain and bobby brown i was humpin around and jumpin around ... Biggie

jacked her then i asked her who's the man she said B.I.G and then i bust in her E Y E... biggie

long live the punchline king biggie!!

Dr. Bad Touch

MF DOOM is always good for the punchlines:

"What up? To all rappers shut up,
while ya shuttin up keep a shirt on, at least a button-up.
Yuck...are they rhymers or strippin males?
Outta work jerks since they shut down Chippendales"

"Drop-dead joints hit the whips like bird ****,
they need it like a hole in the head or a third tit"

Mos Def's "Speed Law" is one of my top faves in terms of punch lines per second, simply awesome!

"The 3-6-O-riginal, sketch lyrics so visual,
they rent my rhyme books at your nearest home video"
..and..
"Tell the feds, tell your girl, tell your mother,
Conference call your whack crew and tell each other,
That they just ain't holdin me,
I'm Mos Def, you hopefully.
Mush on before you get bust on, like an ovary"
..are just 2 examples.

Peace!

splendid101

Rock you in your face stab your brain with your nose bone.

Mobb Deep, forget the song, album and rapper. But it's great. (think it might be Shook Ones pt. II)

30txsbzmcu2k9w

Kinda breakin the one liner rule here but

"You were a still born baby, mother didn't want you, but you were still born.
Boy meets world, of course his pops is gone what you figga? That chalky outline on the ground is a father figure?"

-Cannibal Ox (Vast Aire)

Nolanger

I'll take your brain to another dimension, pay close attention. (Ultramagnetic MCs)

splendid101

I ain't a phony, I put the mac in the 'roni.

Lil Fame is like an orthopedic shoe - I got mad soul.



Lil Fame/M.O.P. - How About Some Hardcore


I smoke on the mic like smokin Joe Frasier the hell raiser, raising hell with the flavour.

Inspectah Deck - Protect Ya Neck


The whole of Protect Ya Neck is actually full of great one liners.

Funglegunk

Mickey Avalon:

"My dick plays on the double feature screen,
Your dick went straight to DVD"

davemc180

jedi mind tricks:

" WHEN GOD SEEN THE POWER I POSESSED IN MY HAND , HE BANNED MY GENE FROM REPLICATING IN MAN"

atmosphere:

"AND SHES KILLING ME AGAIN ITS THE SAME OLD TALE IV BEEN MURDERED A MILLION TIMES , BUT SOMEHOW I KEEP COMING BACK TO LIFE , SAME MOUNTAIN I CONTINUE TO CLIMB ,

Seachmall

"I got my first tooth in the booth and wrote my first hook in a colouring book" - New Crack
"The future's wide open, a fact that combats any suicidal notion" - RED
"We could sample some farts, turn it into a number one jam for the charts" - Low Budget

- Wax

"Cut school 'cause I'm like '**** School', Mom; '**** You, I'll throw you in front off a truck too!'" - The Soundtrack
"**** trust, tried to kill my family twice! Stupid Mother****ers tried to raise the Anti-Christ!" - The Soundtrack

- Cage

mufcboy1999

im so high il nevaland like mich jacksons crib.... nas's new nasty single

Snowc

"What you expected from his next of kin
I'm loco bro, but ain't no Mexican
I got nines in the bedroom, clocks in the kitchen
A spotty by the shower if you wanna shoot me while I'm hitting
Uhh, the lesson from the Smith and Wesson is depression
Ni**** keep stressin, the same mother****in question
How many shots does it take, to make my heart stop
and my body start to shake, if I should die before I wake"

Big

JimiWonderDoor 92

TheUsual wrote: »

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.

I love Ice-T too :rolleyes:

Jayz in 22 Two's:

'Look in his casket, feelin sarcastic, Look At Him, Still Sleepin'

Biggie in Flava in ya Ear:

'I get more butt then ash-trays'

rufflyder

A few from the best... Biggie :

"There's gonna be a lot of slow singin, flower bringin, if my burgalur alarm starts ringin"

"Hail mary full of grace, Smack a bitch in the face, grab her gucci bag and her northface"

"Its the ones that smokes blunts wit ya, see yo picture, now they wana grab their guns an come an get ya"

"when it comes to sex, im similar to the thrilla in manilla, honeys call me bigga, the condom filla"

A few from Master P :

" Ye heaard me !!"

"I'm paranoid, I sleep with three ****ing gats
A tech nine, a oozie, and a carjack"

"I got a big body Benz, so you know I got ends, I don't have that many friends
Cuz them niggaz will do ya in"

"Ms. Lil Crazy wanna borrow a quarter
You better not **** with them fools that's gone on that water, water"

"Eyes selling red, got my dank from the Bahamas
Went to see my girl smoke some green with her mama"