Things "they" say ...

trout

I'm challenging the things "they" say ... and applying a BGRH perspective instead ... feel free to join in.

I'll kick off :

They say hunger is the best sauce ... based on recent experience, I say beer is the best sauce.

They say blood is thicker than water ... I say ice is thicker than blood.

They say you shouldn't put all your eggs in one basket ... I say fry them bad boys and throw in a few rashers

P.C.

They say you should not drink on an empty stomach - :eek:

I say you should not let you stomach get empty, that is just reckless, careless, negligent, and a bit silly.

tony 2 tone

They say you can't have your cake and eat it, balls to that, my cake I'll do what I want with it. Chocolate cake, probably inhale it. (not literally)

AWard

They say that you can't judge a book by its cover..

I say that if it has pictures of a bunch of biscuits and cups of coffee it isn't the automotive manual I was looking for....

Poor Uncle Tom

They say you can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink...

I say, if you hold its head under for long enough it'll have no choice.....

The_M

They say that Beer is Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy!

They are RIGHT!!

folan

They say life begins at 40.

40 what? pints?

uch

They say don't look a gift horse in the mouth,

What are you going to do if he robs your Rasher Sambo ?

myflipflops

They say a dog is mans best friend - I've never seen one get a round in though.

My.testicals

They say my posts are never witty or funny or relevant...

Um, well, eh....

Nevermind.

**Vai**

They say the grass is always greener...when you're on mushrooms.

BigDuffman

They say a bird in hand is worth two in the bush. I'd be happy to have my hand in one birds bush

Who are these "they" and why must they always say?

Sofiztikated

They say money doesn't grow on trees. I say its a herb. Grows in soil. Like pineapples.

Dubh Geannain

They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

I say, "nuff said"

Sofiztikated

Dubh Geannain wrote: »

They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

I say, "nuff said"

Completely off topic, but did you know this is actually true. But only if you want to stab someone. If you've ever seen someone getting stabbed on TV, they seem to always go for the downward motion. If you really wanted to do it right, an upward motion is better, as there is no pesky ribcage in the way.

But anyway.

lil_lisa

They say He that cannot obey, cannot command - I say, you've been playing the wrong kinda games

EverEvolving

Love this thread

They say "A change is as good as a rest"

I say change is only as good as a rest if it involves changing positions on the couch.

Sofiztikated

They say you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.

I say Mr Miagi does a damn good job with neither!

nice1franko

They say "out of sight is out of mind".

They say "absence makes the heart grow fonder".

"They" need to have good sit down with themselves and decide which the fook is it.

tony 2 tone

folan wrote: »

They say life begins at 40.

40 what? pints?

Size 40 waist? 40 stone?

k4kate

They say bigamy is having one husband too many
Monogamy is the same

Anyone know who Catherine Nevin used?:):)

EGAR

They say somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child.


She must be found and stopped.

wurzlitzer

They say never look a gift horse in the mouth

Why not? Is it going to lose it's gift?

OldGoat

They ask "Which came first, the chicken or the egg". We all know it was the mug of tea, then the rasher samich, then the egg.

They ask "Is the glass half full or half empty?" You'd be in danger of sobering up before those feckers ever buy a round.

littlesthobo

Dubh Geannain wrote: »

They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

They're aiming too high:D