The Apprentice UK Week 6

fricatus

Evenin' all! Will Sandeesh survive? I for one hope so. Bring it on!

Anyone know what the task is?

MistyCheese

The candidates create branding and advertising for a new multi-purpose household cleaner.

MagicMarker

Yay

Diddler1977

Woo hoo, here we go!

Diddler1977

Jeez I wouldn't like to be woken by Alan Sugar......

fricatus

No steady Eddies or cautious Carols... Lord Siúcra is calling around in person!

MistyCheese

Joanna bed head.

the west wing

ARGH!!!! My NTL is down! Won't be able to watch tonight, I'll have to wait til its up on youtube. Pah!

MagicMarker

Eh... did he just put himself forward as PM and then in the same sentence suggest Alex be PM?

fricatus

"The apples inside would be orange"

WTF???

Ze seagulls follow ze sheep, because zey know zere weell be feesh!

fricatus

Alex was a bit David Brent there, wasn't he?

MistyCheese

"Germinate" does sound like you're going to put germs into something. That or you're going to make something German.

IM0

chris PM is an ex sniper with the royal marines or something like that he said :eek:

MagicMarker

Germinator is just terrible.

DirkVoodoo

I should be on this:

Spunk - one little squirt and a quick wipe is all you need.

I'd even shape the bottle like a dildo so all the housewives would go crazy, it would stand out on the shelf too.

MagicMarker

DirkVoodoo wrote: »

I should be on this:

Spunk - one little squirt and a quick wipe is all you need.

I'd even shape the bottle like a dildo so all the housewives would go crazy, it would stand out on the shelf too.

The bottle would be multi-purpose too.

IM0

MagicMarker wrote: »

Germinator is just terrible.

would make a good viral though

Diddler1977

Germ-o-nator looks like something industrial you'd use to clean up oil in the garage.

MistyCheese

Germinator looks like hairspray in a weird shaped bottle.

IM0

yeah because octopus are associated with bathrooms :rolleyes:

Flimbos

black and red? Looks like something you'd clean the car with.

Banji

Germinator is good I think. It kills germs, it shouldn't be child-like. The ocotpus bottle looks like a kids toy to be honest.

But germinator will lose since it has a kid using it in the ad! That was such a bad call by the pm.

fricatus

Diddler1977 wrote: »

Germ-o-nator looks like something industrial you'd use to clean up oil in the garage.

Yeah, or rat poison!

MistyCheese

How much is that "actress" being paid? :eek:

They should've got Stella to do it again.

Diddler1977

They must have a massive budget for this task....

Ha ha another legend quote from Nick
"As an octopus grope her husband"!!!!

MistyCheese

Ugh, ah, gravy ooh.

Diddler1977

Banji wrote: »

Germinator is good I think. It kills germs, it shouldn't be child-like. The ocotpus bottle looks like a kids toy to be honest.

But germinator will lose since it has a kid using it in the ad! That was such a bad call by the pm.

Child Labour won't go down well...........

MagicMarker

So much for the kid just talking to the adult.

MistyCheese

Octo-crap ad

CRINGE!

DirkVoodoo

G'Wan Chris, get stuck in!

Birdsong

as the programme goes on, think christophers team could loose on the advert alone, its awful. Nick just summed it up.

WolfForager

Dear lord, the octopus ad is horrendous.

IM0

they will hate it...germinator

MagicMarker

buying the product at point of sale?

MistyCheese

I can't understand a word Chris mumbles.

Reminds me of this guy:

IM0

banzai!

MagicMarker

lol, octyclean ad is actually brilliant!

Flimbos

the octopus woman was the elephant in the room methinks

fricatus

Oh, the Octi-Kleen ad was atrocious! So sexist, and didn't hang together at all!

Chris could well be in the - ahem - firing line!

AnnyHallsal

Nick must be a dirty beggar. Amsterdam last week, pornos this one :pac:

MistyCheese

All over it like a tramp on chips!

AnnyHallsal

Chris's Italian roots .. keep the women in the kitchen.

Flimbos

like a tramp on chips!
LOL love it Nick!

AnnyHallsal

I can't believe that pile o' whatsit won :eek:

Banji

PM guy should be going

Utopia Parkway

Surprised the octiclean ad won to be honest.

MagicMarker

Banji wrote: »

PM guy should be going

He's an absolute tool.

IM0

bye alex

MistyCheese

When both teams do such a terrible job maybe there shouldn't be a treat. Still, a karaoke bar, maybe it will be more of a punishment.

Also "at least one of you will be fired." - I was half expecting that seeing as we're halfway through and there's ten people left.

Birdsong

Alex has to go, i know its almost a cliche that the PM is fired, but tonight he deserves it. Using the child was his decision

WolfForager

I love this part....