we goin down in alphabethical order?

pathway33

My friend told me when the IMF come in they will start clearing out our bank accounts in alphabethical order. Is this true? Time to change my name to Zip?

KeithM89_old

Ignoring your extremely reliable source for a sec, wouldnt it be easier to just take all your money out??

bizmark

http://i919.photobucket.com/albums/ad33/erohli/DoubleFacepalm.jpg

sweet god make it stop

msg11

Christ.. Listen son, that won't happen . I though they will take anyones money . They get the goverment to do that threw harsh tax

Misanthrope

Sounds unlikely.Why not just go ;Edit-Select All-Move?

Senna

Holly crap the level of ignorance is unimaginable, they dont take money out of people accounts, they have a big vacuum in the roof and it just sucks the money out of your pockets.

snow ghost

pathway33 wrote: »

My friend told me when the IMF come in they will start clearing out our bank accounts in alphabethical order. Is this true? Time to change my name to Zip?

They always go for the Zips first... change it to Fitzpatrick or Drumm, you'll be safe enough then.

Blatter

Cool.

Gonna change my name to Zach, then change it back to Adam when they're finished with the A's.

BlitzKrieg

Senna wrote: »

Holly crap the level of ignorance is unimaginable, they dont take money out of people accounts, they have a big vacuum in the roof and it just sucks the money out of your pockets.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTSWdHY9Ny4

Cheap Thrills!

Yeh, they can't take what I haven't GOT !!!

And !!! :cool: Even if I do have it at least the IMF talks sexy to me while they violate ME -the taxpayer!!!!...................wheras the 2 Brians don't even try!

snow ghost

SOCCER4LIFE wrote: »

Cool.

Gonna change my name to Zach, then change it back to Adam when they're finished with the A's.

They count on that and actually use reverse alphabetical order but don't let on. Your're better off with a middle letter name so you have time to escape.

Blatter

snow ghost wrote: »

They count on that and actually use reverse alphabetical order but don't let on. Your're better off with a middle letter name so you have time to escape.

Bastards

Saila

hang on, who's licking who and getting a train ran on them?

Merzbow

pathway33 wrote: »

My friend told me when the IMF come in they will start clearing out our bank accounts in alphabethical order. Is this true? Time to change my name to Zip?

Yes, this is exactly how the IMF work.

Biggins

pathway33 wrote: »

My friend told me when the IMF come in they will start clearing out our bank accounts in alphabethical order. Is this true? Time to change my name to Zip?

Christ almighty, no wonder the county is screwed if this is the mental capacity of some.
Just what the fcuk is being taught in schools that is reality, realistic and related to our society!!!

Oh God, another "I want to start a bank run by spooking suckers" thread. :rolleyes:

prinz

Aaron A. Aaronson is f*cked.

starbelgrade

IMF stands for I'm Mad - Fuck.

ChopShop

I'm not in as secure a position as i appear: My real surname is not Wernstrom, but Aardvark.

Pherekydes

pathway33 wrote: »

My friend told me when the IMF come in they will start clearing out our bank accounts in alphabethical order. Is this true? Time to change my name to Zip?

So the rest of us should take one for the Zipper?

3qsmavrod5twfe

Change your name to Arthur Zachary Aaronson-ZZembalwe. Then claim to go by any arrangement of the above. Absolutely, positively can not fail

dory

I'm fairly sure pathway33 is a teacher as well! Yikes!

Must be a joke.

biko

This thread is too stupid to live.