If time stood still.........

double GG

My Lecturer told my class that time doesn't stand still for anyone. What would you if it did? Lets say for one hour you were the only one could move. What would you do?

Ps. This reminds me of a TV programme that used to be on when I was wee, Bernards Watch. Anyone watch it?

orourkeda

Have kelly brooke sit on my face

Cookie_Monster

steal some lots of money then with the remaining time undress lots of people in public, and wait for time to come back and hilarity to ensue

Kimono-Girl

double GG wrote: »

My Lecturer told my class that time doesn't stand still for anyone. What would you if it did? Lets say for one hour you were the only one could move. What would you do?

only an hour??? that wouldn't leave much time for mischief....:(


*clean answer*i would probably be boring and just use the time to relax. no sounds/noise nothing!

Caliden

Do cameras continue to record during the hour like that tv show with the character called 'Angello' or something?

thebigbiffo

leg it over to RTE (travel time approx 15 mins) and have my lips wrapped around sharon ni bheolain for the remaining 45 mins.

*sighs

scientific1982

A lot of things that arent very legal.

Canis Lupus

I would spend some 'time' getting illegal with sexy, way out of my league women and then I'd rob a bank or 5.

Not really much else a man should be doing with timestopping powers.

Snakeblood

double GG wrote: »

My Lecturer told my class that time doesn't stand still for anyone. What would you if it did? Lets say for one hour you were the only one could move. What would you do?

Ps. This reminds me of a TV programme that used to be on when I was wee, Bernards Watch. Anyone watch it?

I'd wait for Rod Serling to come out.

double GG

scientific1982 wrote: »

A lot of things that arent very legal.

Who'd be there to deem it illegal?

Tech3

Canis Lupus wrote: »

I would spend some 'time' getting illegal with sexy, way out of my league women and then I'd rob a bank or 5.

Not really much else a man should be doing with timestopping powers.

^^ pretty much what he said.

Diapason

Probably spend the hour wondering why Sky wasn't working.

scientific1982

double GG wrote: »

Who'd be there to deem it illegal?

Good point.

phill106

I would most likely steal lots of money from a bank somewhere. Alot...

I wonder if objects really would be impossible to move if time froze

Tigger

these replies are very rapey no wonder the wommins think ah is mysigonistic

PeterIanStaker

probably keep hitting the "reload current page" button. . . .

phasers

Could my actions be traced when time started again?

If not, grope and steal. Break some stuff too.

Tigger

phasers wrote: »

Could my actions be traced when time started again?

If not, grope and steal. Break some stuff too.

more sexaul assault how quaint

phasers

quaint?

And in reference to your mysigony point: I'd be groping men. Is that better?

faceman

double GG wrote: »

My Lecturer told my class that time doesn't stand still for anyone.

Wow, sounds like you are getting top notch education for your euro there!

Id spend the hour walking on water.

Procasinator

Tigger wrote: »

these replies are very rapey no wonder the wommins think ah is mysigonistic

Don't know if it's necessary misogynistic. While I agree the whole "rapey" thing might be an indication to someone feeling hatred towards women, it could also be the opposite: an obsession with women and sex.

Tigger

phasers wrote: »

quaint?

And in reference to your mysigony point: I'd be groping men. Is that better?

not really

Ledger

steal, grope, payback, etc you know, the usual.

Tigger

Procasinator wrote: »

Don't know if it's necessary misogynistic. While I agree the whole "rapey" thing might be an indication to someone feeling hatred towards women, it could also be the opposite: an obsession with women and sex.

the term can also be applied to the objectification and ill treatment of women
but the point remains

LizT

I used to love Bernard's watch!

I used to sit in exams and think, if only I had that watch, I could freeze time and go look up the answers!

double GG

double GG wrote: »

My Lecturer told my class that time doesn't stand still for anyone. What would you if it did? Lets say for one hour you were the only one could move. What would you do?

Ps. This reminds me of a TV programme that used to be on when I was wee, Bernards Watch. Anyone watch it?

Was that the one where he clicked his watch to stop time?
And one time he said he'd help his friend win a tennis match by cheating?

LizT

bluewolf wrote: »

Was that the one where he clicked his watch to stop time?
And one time he said he'd help his friend win a tennis match by cheating?

Yeah he had a watch that stopped time but he never did anything illegal. I remember one time he was in the car with his parents but he was hungry so he stopped time and then went to a shop for a sandwich. Instead of just taking the sandwich he put the exact change on the counter. Idiot.

Procasinator

Tigger wrote: »

the term can also be applied to the objectification and ill treatment of women
but the point remains

Never seen it defined like that before. Objectification and ill treatment of women sounds like something a misogynistic person would do, but that is not what misogynistic person is.

Hell, even if someone sexually objectifies someone that doesn't mean they are sexist. Case in point that many men probably would state they want to have sexual relations with Beyonce (without putting a ring on it) or many girls would love to jump a pretty vampire of Michael Bublé, and yet many of these people are probably in happy and loving relationships.

All I'm trying to say is, if someone makes a casual remark of a sexual nature in a absurd hypothetical situation, it's a big jump to the conclude that AH is full of misogynists.

Saila

come, can you imagine an ever lasting orgasm

Pherekydes

I would spend the hour working with Clint Eastwood, Bruce Willis, Jeff Goldblum and Cameron Diaz to get time working again. It would probably take us the whole hour but we'd get the job done and save the world. And Bruce Willis would get to kiss Cameron Diaz.

**** that, I'd just sleep.

P.S. Time stood still for an hour last Sunday week, and what did everyone do? They slept. Admit it. :pac:

Procasinator

Saila wrote: »

come, can you imagine an ever lasting orgasm

It's for an hour. Might be a bit embarrassing when people come back to motion if it's everlasting.

Saila

Tigger wrote: »

these replies are very rapey no wonder the wommins think ah is mysigonistic

what are these women you speak of

Saila

faceman wrote: »

Id spend the hour walking on water.

why? no one would believe you when it came 'back on'

and you'd be locked up for trying to convince everyone you were jesus

Fart

I'd probably fap in as many public places as possible... preferably in the middle of O' Connell St.

Saila

Fart wrote: »

I'd probably fap in as many public places as possible... preferably in the middle of O' Connell St.

theres always **** hanging around there.

Irish Guitarist

I'd go to Tesco and get some things at the self service checkout. I'd pay for it with a load of one and two cent coins I have. Usually if I did that there would be people behind me tutting and shaking their heads (or worse).

I'd also look for some scumbag that has just spat a big phlegmy spit onto the ground and shove his face into his spit. I'm sick of having to avoid walking in phlegm so I'd like to teach one of these scumbags a lesson.

Blowfish

bluewolf wrote: »

I wonder if objects really would be impossible to move if time froze

Well technically even to move air you'd have to push some molecules out of your way. The only way to do that would be by giving the molecules what would effectively be an infinite acceleration. To do that, you'd need an infinite force. Hence, if time stood still you'd probably suffocate.

Posy

I would spend the hour trying to get behind the counter in a bank and nick some money. Than I'd go to the jewellers and rob some expensive stuff. Plus, I'd head into Brown Thomas and just take what I wanted.
Steal stuff, basically is the answer I'm getting at here.

steo87

Pherekydes wrote: »

I would spend the hour working with Clint Eastwood, Bruce Willis, Jeff Goldblum and Cameron Diaz to get time working again. It would probably take us the whole hour but we'd get the job done and save the world. And Bruce Willis would get to kiss Cameron Diaz.

**** that, I'd just sleep.

P.S. Time stood still for an hour last Sunday week, and what did everyone do? They slept. Admit it. :pac:

How low is your self esteem that in your own fantasy Bruce Willis gets the girl and you don't? :pac:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4dd1CbCuFg

double GG

Posy wrote: »

Steal stuff, basically is the answer I'm getting at here.

Many people's wish!!! I'd do the exact same

Pookah

I'd run around moving random objects, so when the time-standing-still time ran out, people would be left with weird objects in their hands, or missing things they were using.

Pherekydes

steo87 wrote: »

How low is your self esteem that in your own fantasy Bruce Willis gets the girl and you don't? :pac:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4dd1CbCuFg

It isn't lack of self esteem, it's realism.

AgileMyth

Tigger wrote: »

these replies are very rapey no wonder the wommins think ah is mysigonistic

Show me a man who says he wouldn't use this situation for rape and I'll show you a liar. We're all a bit twisted, some just hide it well

AgileMyth

lizt wrote: »

Yeah he had a watch that stopped time but he never did anything illegal. I remember one time he was in the car with his parents but he was hungry so he stopped time and then went to a shop for a sandwich. Instead of just taking the sandwich he put the exact change on the counter. Idiot.

Bernard was a d1ck. I hated him.

Diapason

You wouldn't prefer your women a little more...animated?

AgileMyth

Diapason wrote: »

You wouldn't prefer your women a little more...animated?

Hell no, them live ones fight back you know.

Feeona

I'd probably forget that time stood still for an hour, put my clock back again and turn up for work an hour early all the while thinking 'Ha ha, everyone else forgot to put their clocks back'.

Yeah, my know all attitude blowing up in my face, that sounds about right

Rocket19

I'm weird. I'd probably just walk around observing people. I love people watching anyway, this would just be an opportunity to do it properly. ha :rolleyes:

Just walking down the middle of O'Connell Street in the middle of the day would be pretty cool I think.
Or walking around the city naked. Would security cameras still work? Cos that might be a bit embarrassing. Oh well...

Pherekydes

AgileMyth wrote: »

Show me a man who says he wouldn't use this situation for rape and I'll show you a liar.

You're trying to justify your own morals by claiming all men are the same.

They are not.

jetpack101

Got to a busy street like Grafton Street, strip everyone naked and site back waiting for the fun to start