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I was asked if I broke wind today!

  • 07-11-2010 5:08pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12


    Couldn't believe it, was getting measured up for a suit today, had a rogan josh last night, few cans of Guinness, then a good feed of beans and sausage rolls for brekkie.

    Your man was measuring my inside leg, when next thing I know hes gagging, green looking, and asked me straight out if I put one in!


    The cheek! I was mortified!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    And did you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12 LouieWalsh


    Absolutely not!

    I'm a lady gentleman, ahem!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,822 ✭✭✭iPlop


    LouieWalsh wrote: »
    Couldn't believe it, was getting measured up for a suit today, had a rogan josh last night, few cans of Guinness, then a good feed of beans and sausage rolls for brekkie.

    Your man was measuring my inside leg, when next thing I know hes gagging, green looking, and asked me straight out if I put one in!


    The cheek! I was mortified!
    if it was me measuring you? a swift uppercut to the balls mate.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,631 ✭✭✭✭Hank Scorpio


    worst thread ever? if your gona troll at least make up a better story


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 552 ✭✭✭Sharkey 10


    Why did you mention all the food you eat since last night?


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Louis Walsh is a ****.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,246 ✭✭✭ardinn


    Suit measuring on a sunday??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Toots you sir.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12 LouieWalsh


    ardinn wrote: »
    Suit measuring on a sunday??

    Job interview on a Tues?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭kelle


    LouieWalsh wrote: »
    Job interview on a Tues?

    Good luck - make sure you don't give a repeat performance of your OP though!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭policarp


    If you keep eating, drinking and farting like that you won't get the job...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Sounds like a lot of hot air


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Hi, I'm Micky, from the originality police.

    You are under arrest.


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