Rasher sambos

Dunny

Red or Brown sauce???

alwaysadub

Red.
If i had to. I usually use neither though.

MistyCheese

No sauce. But I'm a recent devotee of the "rasher Sandwich" (In the UK referred to as the Bacon Sarnie). Fukcakes, it's delicious!

Perhaps "gravy" should also be considered as an option?

J. Marston

Brown. Fairly sure red is illegal in some counties.
If it isn't, it should be.

KeithM89_old

Mayonnaise....

Le King

Red sauce. Brown sauce is for hermaphrodites.

SoulTrader

Red sauce and cheese.

fonecrusher1

Le King wrote: »

Brown sauce is for hermaphrodites.

Scientific fact?

Le King

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Scientific fact?

Yes, haven't you heard?

Dunny

Toasted the bread, buttered on the outside and RED sauce on the rashers, delish. Night all.:pac:

fonecrusher1

Le King wrote: »

Yes, haven't you heard?

Im sorry but thats utter nonsense.:rolleyes:

Everyone knows its the cyclops people who are mad for the brown sauce.

jimmycrackcorm

Not that many opportunities to use the brown sauce...

Richard Dower

Bit late for greasy food, when you go to sleep tonight you my get a clot and pass away.

fonecrusher1

Richard Dower wrote: »

Bit late for greasy food, when you go to sleep tonight you my get a clot and pass away.

True^

It triples your chances of having a heart attack in your sleep. Its called haemoglobin saturation or something.

OutlawPete

I'm the cream of the crop, I rise to the top ..

cedan

brown for a rasher sandwich. Not too fond of the aul rashers though, too salty for me. Give me a sausage sandwich anyday.

inb4 homosexual remarks etc.

fonecrusher1

cedan wrote: »

brown for a rasher sandwich. Not too fond of the aul rashers though, too salty for me. Give me a sausage sandwich anyday.

inb4 homosexual remarks etc.

yeah but in all fairness you probably do slide the sausage sandwich in & out of your mouth suggestively, making mmmm.....,mmmm..... noises before you actually eat it?

psycho-hope

red sauce, with a it of black pudding spread on the bread

MrStuffins

cedan wrote: »

brown for a rasher sandwich. Not too fond of the aul rashers though, too salty for me. Give me a sausage sandwich anyday.

inb4 homosexual remarks etc.

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

yeah but in all fairness you probably do slide the sausage sandwich in & out of your mouth suggestively, making mmmm.....,mmmm..... noises before you actually eat it?

DEFINITELY Mayonaise!

OutlawPete

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0zJSgHDnpw

artanevilla

Brown sauce for rasher sandwiches, and cooked ham. Red for most most other things.

Pyr0

I know an absolute wreck of a person that prefers mayo over red/brown sauce on a rasher sandwich.

Sick individual.

fonecrusher1

Pyr0 wrote: »

I know an absolute wreck of a person that prefers mayo over red/brown sauce on a rasher sandwich.

Sick individual.

Probably a pervert.

Pyr0

The person is question does have dubious interests towards the opposite sex alright.

Mackman

Mayonaise is evil!! and should be sent back to the depths of hell where it came from!!

On topic, neither, just a small bit of butter, maybe a white pudding spread over it too

fonecrusher1

Mackman wrote: »

Mayonaise is evil!! and should be sent back to the depths of hell where it came from!!

On topic, neither, just a small bit of butter, maybe a white pudding spread over it too

Sure thats practically a breakfast sandwich. help

Mackman

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Sure thats practically a breakfast sandwich. help

Nah, needs sausage, egg and a hash brown to qualify for a breakfast sambo

JONJO THE MISER

Now im hungry

Terry

Le King wrote: »

Red sauce. Brown sauce is for hermaphrodites.

You're just jealous of our ability for **** ourselves.

OutlawPete wrote: »

I'm the cream of the crop, I rise to the top ..

I never eat a pig, 'cos a pig is a cop...

Richard Dower wrote: »

Bit late for greasy food, when you go to sleep tonight you my get a clot and pass away.

Lean grilled bacon in small portions is healthy.

Anyway, brown, but it has to be YR.

PanchoVilla

Terry wrote: »

I never eat a pig, 'cos a pig is a cop...

Or better yet a terminator, like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Try'n to play me out like as if my name was Sega.

Streaky rashers on wholemeal brown bread with butter and brown sauce (preferably A1 steak sauce which I can't get in this god-forsaken country).

pickled50

mustard and mayo:)

jimthemental

A1 steak sauce, Christ I miss that stuff. Otherwise it's chef ketchup.

xoxyx

Um - sorry but mayonnaise is the only possible thing to put on a bacon sandwich and anybody who says otherwise is a puppy-killer.

jimthemental

z_topaz wrote: »

Um - sorry but mayonnaise is the only possible thing to put on a bacon sandwich and anybody who says otherwise is a puppy-killer.

I thought I had left that part of my life behind, but no I just can't abide by mayonnaise :mad:

Biggins

Where is the "None" or "Other" option?

Poll lacks alternative options, so fails.

Basq

There was an episode of Fat Families on Sky1 yesterday where this couple were eating ketchup and peanut butter sandwiches..

.. and all the "Sally-Jesse-Raphael" looking presenter could say was "look how much calories these contain".

Yeah, THEY'RE EATING PEANUT BUTTER AND KETCHUP... TOGETHER.. ON A SAND-WICH. I'd be more worried about their mental well-being than their weight.

chin_grin

In McD's in Tallaght getting a breakfast meal a good while ago (I'm not proud, I was hungry). So I'm waiting on my coffee and guy behind me gets served.

Him: "bacon roll please"
Server: "ok, what sauce"
Him: "Brown"
Server: <searches for a bit> "We've got no brown, red do?"
Him: "Ah, no. You're fine" <walks out>

Shockin'.

xoxyx

basquille wrote: »

There was an episode of Fat Families on Sky1 yesterday where this couple were eating ketchup and peanut butter sandwiches..

.. and all the "Sally-Jesse-Raphael" looking presenter could say was "look how much calories these contain".

Yeah, THEY'RE EATING PEANUT BUTTER AND KETCHUP... TOGETHER.. ON A SAND-WICH. I'd be more worried about their mental well-being than their weight.

I had a honey and cheese and peanut butter sandwich a while ago. It was an amazing moment in my life.

Sofiztikated

I don't see why people have to go and spoil the taste of meat by lashing ketchup on it.

Eat meat for the taste.

My cousins were never allowed brown sauce when they were younger, as they got waspy after it, and used to fight a lot.

Whats the proper name for brown sauce, seeing as red sauce is ketchup?

Dravokivich

Generally prefer no sauce.. the butter melting in the sambo should be enough...

KnifeWRENCH

Red sauce and brown sauce are both disgusting.

Some grated cheese is all you need to make a poper rasher sandwich. (and, er, rashers and bread, of course...WHITE BREAD....toasting optional...)

Max Power1

basquille wrote: »

There was an episode of Fat Families on Sky1 yesterday where this couple were eating ketchup and peanut butter sandwiches..

.. and all the "Sally-Jesse-Raphael" looking presenter could say was "look how much calories these contain".

Yeah, THEY'RE EATING PEANUT BUTTER AND KETCHUP... TOGETHER.. ON A SAND-WICH. I'd be more worried about their mental well-being than their weight.

I disagree completely...








.... your man looks like a slightly more lesbian version of chandler from friends.

(also, everyone knows its brown sauce & mayo FTW)

Carroller16

Max Power1 wrote: »

.... your man looks like a slightly more lesbian version of chandler from friends.

Boy did i laugh at that.

pavcro10

KeithM89 wrote: »

Mayonnaise....

Really??? I've never heard of that before! I'll give it a try!

Angron

Red sauce, I could never stand the taste of brown sauce really.

LordSutch

For anybody who's lived outside this state, the use of the word 'Sambo' takes on a whole different meaning. Was outside a Dublin City pub (Ballsbridge) a few years ago and there was a blackboard outside saying "Sambo's upstairs" I nearly spilt my pint laughing with some English friends, they were stunned, I was in hysterics . . .

http://www.slang-dictionary.com/definition/sambo.html
http://eddiegriffinbasg.blogspot.com/2007/07/remember-little-black-sambo.html

With brown sauce, makes it even more non PC :pac: :P

pdbhp

SoulTrader wrote: »

Red sauce and cheese.

+1 red sauce and cheese added to the humble rasher sambo makes it into a superior sandwich

c_man

Just butter and bread.

Damn I'm hungry now

KungPao

Rasher Sambos. Sounds like a Mexican boyo. Nailz Sanchez, Deco Hernandez, Anto Fernandez....all the boyos.

Anyway, sauce? never. Rasher burnt to a crisp, loads of real butter on white bread, washed down with very strong tea with very little milk, and one spoon of sugar.

Perfection.

jackiebaron

The rasher sandwich is a sacred entity and should be revered as such. All sauces have their place in the grand scheme of things.

If you've ever been to America then you will have tried a deli sandwich and the ones that come on a baquette-style roll are called "heros". Now these come in all varieties....ham & cheese, pastrami, roast beef, whatever, and mayonnaise is de rigeur on them....reason being there is so much damn meat on them that they'd be sawdust dry without it. So this is the only place for mayonnaise. Otherwise it's Satan's cum that should be banned and anyone who puts it on a rasher sandwich should be shot with a ball of their own sh!t.

Again an american breakfast sandwich is basically streaky bacon, fried egg and cheese on a bap-style roll and ketchup belongs on this.

Now...the Irish rasher sandwich is sacrosanct. The Brits have it on non-toasted bread. Fools!

The Irish rasher sandwich must be served on toasted Brennan's sliced pan. The toast is smeared with Kerrygold butter and the two (grilled or fried) rashers are placed in the 69 position between the slices. Which brings me to the sauce. Ketchup is a fcuking NO-NO as is aforementioned mayonnaise.
Chef brown sauce is tolerated as is HP brown sauce. However I personally feel that Chef brown sauce only belongs as a dollop on a full Irish brekkie or a bacon and cabbage dinner. The toasted rasher sandwich should really have no condiments applied and the toast must reveal the hand-print in the butter slice from being pressed down.
I have it this way.....but I also deviate from this arrangement sometimes by smearing enough Coleman's English mustard on it to give me a nose bleed.