i nearly git laid topnight

OPENROAD

OutlawPete wrote: »

No, as Tom was inebriated, he is exempt for bannings and/or infractions while posting in that state.

It all goes back to BadBoy vs Boards.ie, in 2003.

72 people reported the guy's posts one night, for personally abusing 17 users, but he was let off by an SMod the next day because he said that he had attended a wedding and was clearly not responsible for what he was posting and so now - if you have consumed alcohol, you can pretty much post what you like and if challenged by a moderators or banned even, you just have to cite BadBoy vs Boards.ie 2003 and not a sausage can they do.

Good to know

McNulty737

if carlsberg did pathetic internet posts.....

sdanseo

Thread rating if brummytom was actually drunk: 9.5
Thread rating before I realised brummytom wasn't drunk: N/A
Thread rating because he's not drunk: -1

Moral of the story: If you're gonna fake being drunk to whore a pile of thanks DONT ADMIT IT AFTERWARDS!!!!

In othere newsth bpleaseh klocky ythirs shíte.3

starbelgrade

sdonn wrote: »

Thread rating if brummytom was actually drunk: 9.5
Thread rating before I realised brummytom wasn't drunk: N/A
Thread rating because he's not drunk: -1

Moral of the story: If you're gonna fake being drunk to whore a pile of thanks DONT ADMIT IT AFTERWARDS!!!!

In othere newsth bpleaseh klocky ythirs shíte.3

Meow.

grizzly

Is this a post boast or a cry for help? :P

Yakult

1m liek s0 drukn i cum on bords 2toooooo s3ek @tentun

!11!!!

maxxie

hang on! I know its all lies but is he trying to say he left two girls clearly up fot it to get a taxi!

Sea Sharp

All the typos are the letters adjacent to what he's suppose to be typing. Someone get out the enigma machine.

Sharpshooter

Tar will tell Brummy where he went wrong, best leave it for 12 hours or so Tar, when he realises what he passed up he will need you.:pac:

Justme1

Anita Blow wrote: »

imr drunkp buty to showe evryoneq elsec im drunk ill add a randomt letterd to the end of a fewg wordsz

+100,000

efb

I gort sucked dry piss or get off the pot...

Jamiekelly

3 pieces of evidence that this is all lies.
1. The OP's name is BrummyTom, If he ever manages to get laid then the world will end.
2. 2 girls wanted to have sex with BrummyTom.
3. Come on people...it's BrummyTom ffs!

brummytom

grizzly wrote: »

Is this a post boast or a cry for help? :P

A bit of both.


I really wish I didn't have email notifications turned on.
Fucking hell, someone get rid of this thread.




And I was really drunk, I wasn't pretending. Anyone who's spoke to me on facebook on a Saturday night knows my typing goes to shít. Stop whinging.

If you think this is bad, you should see the texts I sent

kev9100

Just one question: why didn't you tell the taxi to **** off?

efb

Go gay, its actually harder not to have sex

efb

Would you then be Bummy-dom???

Bonito

I love the way Boston smiles. He lights up the room when he does it. For that smile, I would cross deserts, climb mountains, swim oceans. I could lose myself forever in that good-natured grin.

RoundyMooney

Sure that's his own business.

Bonito

McNulty737 wrote: »

if carlsberg did pathetic internet posts.....

It'd be your one? :pac:

Sarky

ಠ_ಠ

Sharpshooter

<_<

>_>

Solitaire

Drunkedposting isn't half as funb when you're all alone :(

Tar.Aldarion

I wouldn't call it a topnight nearly getting laid. Come here to me, tar with take you under his threesome plowing wings.

Sharpshooter

I knew I made a good call directing this thread here.

Softly softly Tar.

On second thoughts...make it hard for him.. >.>

Sarky

No! Soft... Then hard.

Jesus Wept

I've only scanned the thread as it's a nightmare.
How did you **** this up?

What happened?
I need closure on this.