Your Best Random Darts Storey

tvercetti

Mine are pretty weak but I will remember them,

One day playing a game with a mate in a bar in Melbourne, Tim Vine walked in with his mate and asked to join us, he is one of those guys, you recognize but can't put a name on but ended up playing doubles 501 over a few pints with them, my mate hit a 180 in front of him, typical, Tim was pretty good, obviously played quite a bit.

Another day, same place, dart rebounded off the board and stabbed me in the big toe, had flip flops on.

Double Top

was messin with my mate down the pub, we were showing off going on our knees and trying to finish,after about a hour of trying 101 3 darts on the knee i went in bull,1,bull on me knee,went ballistic

few of us having a laugh down the pub,fella bet me i couldn't put three darts between the spaces in his finger, thought he was joking but puts his hand up on the board and say's "there you go" first dart between his baby and 4th finger,second dart between his forth and third finger, last dart.......right in the middle of his finger went right into the bone had to pull it out and the lump it left, everyone was pissing themselves laughing including the fella.

tvercetti

Double Top wrote: »

few of us having a laugh down the pub,fella bet me i couldn't put three darts between the spaces in his finger, thought he was joking but puts his hand up on the board and say's "there you go" first dart between his baby and 4th finger,second dart between his forth and third finger, last dart.......right in the middle of his finger went right into the bone had to pull it out and the lump it left, everyone was pissing themselves laughing including the fella.

Wow you found someone to voluntarily do that, impressive, liking the sound of that pub

Double Top

tvercetti wrote: »

Wow you found someone to voluntarily do that, impressive, liking the sound of that pub

to be fair he was very drunk haha, ah it's great craic when theres loads of us down,

Kingp35

Double Top wrote: »

few of us having a laugh down the pub,fella bet me i couldn't put three darts between the spaces in his finger, thought he was joking but puts his hand up on the board and say's "there you go" first dart between his baby and 4th finger,second dart between his forth and third finger, last dart.......right in the middle of his finger went right into the bone had to pull it out and the lump it left, everyone was pissing themselves laughing including the fella.

Was this the Ivory? Who the hell was that?

mussha

was playing my game and finished and had one dart left the guy on the board next to me was after having 3 darts at topps and missed i said ill get it from my ochie as i throw my dart the guy goes to take his darts out of the board and my dart goes into the middle of his hand .

he took out his darts and walked over with my dart still in his hand takes it out and hands it to me and said you missed tops two....

hawaii501

Double Top wrote: »

few of us having a laugh down the pub,fella bet me i couldn't put three darts between the spaces in his finger, thought he was joking but puts his hand up on the board and say's "there you go" first dart between his baby and 4th finger,second dart between his forth and third finger, last dart.......right in the middle of his finger went right into the bone had to pull it out and the lump it left, everyone was pissing themselves laughing including the fella.

Got to be the Farmhouse:D:D

Double Top

Kingp35 wrote: »

Was this the Ivory? Who the hell was that?

sure was the good old ivory, aido gayner was the unlucky fella haha

Devastator

Tim Vine? :eek:

What a headcase! Very funny, but I had to turn his stand up off after about 10 minutes as I thought my head was about to explode

mackeire

about 10 years ago when we were 15 we were playing darts in a youth club. One of the girls thought it would be a good idea to stand infront of the dart board during a game! This turned out to be a bad idea as one of the lads playing told her to move or he would throw the dart at her. Needless to say she refused to move and ended up with a dart stuck in her forehead!!

baldymac

i was at the darts, in city west dublin, it was my first time an what a great craic, even my gf let me take a pic with the bodogs babes,

during the final we were in the seating area, our table was in the middle section and during the final the right leg of the table gave way, on my side an the flood of pitcher of beer went bout 4 in total, it was like a water fall of beer my gf got soaked i didnt, her hand bag was on the table also an stopped my half of pitcher left on table, only my drink to surive it was the funniest thing ever.

ill be back defo next year

paulcorr

Years ago in the borough league after a match you would have a sing song.Used to turn into a better compitition than the darts.You would have one singer from the home team then one from the away,we used to have a lad who would not sing a song but would recite a sort of poem.The poem would get very heated near the end with everyone roaring and shouting to which he would get louder and louder doing all the actions as he went.one night he got really into it and half way through while shouting out the poem his false teeth flew out of his mouth and he caught them in his hand funniest thing ever.

Degag

Posted this before, regarding the darting gameshow "Bullseye"

I remember seeing an interview with jim bowen one day, he recounted a story about 2 paddy's who were on the show once. Well apparently they only won £20 and were knocked out after the first round. So it came down to the last round and the other 2 couples went home without gambling their prizes, so jim says "can we have *paddy1 and paddy2* back on stage!" No answer, so jim goes to look for them. Anyway he finds the lads in the bar backstage pissed out of their minds! He says "lads come back on stage, will you gamble your 20 quid for a chance at the star prize?" So one of the lads replies " No Jim, we've had a lovely day and we're taking the money!" So jim's perplexed because if the paddys don't gamble, there's no show.... So he says " Right lads, here's £20, so even if ye gamble and lose, ye'll still have ye're money" The lads agree.......

Out on stage again and jim calls the lads out. "Okay lads would you like to gamble?" The lads, so pissed they've forgotten about the extra £20 that jim gave them say, "No Jim, we've had a lovely day....... etc etc." Jim whispered to one of them "Hey! I gave you £20! You have to gamble!!!!!!"

So the non dart player steps up first. First Dart Treble 19, Second Dart Treble 15!!!! The boys win the star prize!!!!!!

Pkiernan

Playing darts with a very drunk mate before the smoking ban.

His 3rd "dart" bounced off before he realised he had thrown his ciggie at the board.

Double Top

Pkiernan wrote: »

Playing darts with a very drunk mate before the smoking ban.

His 3rd "dart" bounced off before he realised he had thrown his ciggie at the board.

haha i would liked to of seen that

Carrickman

We were practicing for a match one Saturday night a few years ago and a bus pulled up at the bar with another team passing through heading to their match (piss/pint stop!!) one of them asked to throw three at the board so he picked up a random set of darts and still wearing his heavy winter jacket hit a 180, the thing is this guy never hit's 180's in practice or matches.