Croke Park Corporate Suite

RJunior

I was given two tickets today for the game in Croker tomorrow evening. Corporate suite. Never been in a suite before so I'm wondering:

1. Should we get there early?
2. What level of corporate hospitality can we expect?
3. Is there free food and booze?
4. Lap-dance?
5. Are the suites just like premium except duller?

I've been to premium and kinda got a lap dance although technically it was just a fat chick in the seat beside me that kept spilling onto my leg whenever Cork scored.

bellx1

RJunior wrote: »

I was given two tickets today for the game in Croker tomorrow evening. Corporate suite. Never been in a suite before so I'm wondering:

1. Should we get there early?
2. What level of corporate hospitality can we expect?
3. Is there free food and booze?
4. Lap-dance?
5. Are the suites just like premium except duller?

I've been to premium and kinda got a lap dance although technically it was just a fat chick in the seat beside me that kept spilling onto my leg whenever Cork scored.

What did ya do to get one of those suites anyway??

KeithM89_old

1. - NO
2. - None
3. - No
4. - Yes
5. - Yes

orourkeda

Don't forget to pack your prawn sandwiches.

PCPhoto

its tickets to a corporate suite !!!

- should definately be booze and finger food (or it aint happening in Ireland)
- dont expect any corporate hospitality

basically you will be watching the game from the highest seats in the house - or even on the TV screens in the suite.

no lapdances (at least not till you leave croker ...or end up picking up some drunk directors missus)

suites are like premium except more pretentiousness !! (and nobody knows the rules)

mikemac

Out of interest, is there a dress code? Can the OP wear their teams jersey?

I worked corporate hospitality at Galway Races and there was a dress code

RJunior

bellx1 wrote: »

What did ya do to get one of those suites anyway??

Present from a client. I just worked my hole off for a year, put up with their hissy fits and their relentless demands. Simple really.

gurramok

Wha match?

Can you get all of us in AH into the suite?

Big Pussy Bonpensiero

2 tickets, is that a hint OP?

RJunior

THFC wrote: »

2 tickets, is that a hint OP?

If you're female and can lap dance THFC, then yeah it's a hint. If you're male then... ah fʋck it, PM me*.










*Don't PM me

Big Pussy Bonpensiero

Male. Friends call me fat but they're just haters.
PM sent

RJunior

THFC wrote: »

Male. Friends call me fat but they're just haters.
PM sent

That's ok TH, I wouldn't pay any heed to your friends. I've no problem with fat girls or fat guys. I'm just fussy when it comes to lap dances is all. Especially lap dances from Cork women.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

RJunior wrote: »

If you're female and can lap dance THFC, then yeah it's a hint. If you're male then... ah fʋck it, PM me*.










*Don't PM me

Pm in this case meaning ' "Professionally Molest" me*'.










*PM him

policarp

RJunior wrote: »

I was given two tickets today for the game in Croker tomorrow evening. Corporate suite. Never been in a suite before so I'm wondering:

1. Should we get there early?
2. What level of corporate hospitality can we expect?
3. Is there free food and booze?
4. Lap-dance?
5. Are the suites just like premium except duller?

I've been to premium and kinda got a lap dance although technically it was just a fat chick in the seat beside me that kept spilling onto my leg whenever Cork scored.

Does your mother know about these tickets?

ballsymchugh

the food is pretty good, although it may depend on the box. get there early, there's the shinty international with scotland on first. that's usually a pretty good game. will be better than the football anyway i'd say.

RAIN RAIN

How much is a corporate box in corke park

Micky Dolenz

Try the GAA forum.