Mother kills baby for interupting Farmville.

The_Minister

http://www.indyposted.com/121340/mother-kills-baby-for-crying-interrupting-farmville/

A mother in Jacksonville, Florida, has pleaded guilty to shaking her baby to death after it wouldn’t stop crying, and interrupted her game of Farmville.

According to Kotaku, Alexandra V. Tobias, 22, was arrested in January for the death of her 3-month-old baby, Dylan Lee Edmondson. Tobias pleaded guilty today to second-degree murder, which is punishable by a sentence of life in prison. Tobias’ lawyer believes that she will get 25-50 years. Her sentence will be given in December.

Tobias said that she shook the baby because his crying was interrupting her Farmville game. Tobias said that the baby may have hit his head on the computer while she was shaking him.

Should have fed him to the pigs....

Loughc

That's shocking!!! :eek::eek:

I can't believe anyone would play Farmville its a load of sh*te!!!

orourkeda

A good crack on the arse would have sufficed.

squod

The_Minister wrote: »

Alexandra V. Tobias's said that she shook the baby because his crying was interrupting her Farmville game.

Alexandra V. Tobias's anagram is so appropriate.........

ALAS! DRAB VEXATION

fonecrusher1

And what the creaters of Farmville are to blame for yur ones sickening behaviour?:rolleyes:

AnonoBoy

Ban Facebook.

Gunsfortoys

Shocking stuff, got a good long jail sentence though.

Daemos

[cliché]Only in America[/cliché]

Wazdakka

Jesus.. She must have really been going at it..
Even Micheal J fox managed to have four kids survive.

Saadyst

It's always entertaining to see the first replies to a thread on AH try so hard to get their thanks

MistyCheese

No, don't be silly, of course they get Facebook in prison. They're still human beings, you can't take away their Facebook!! Or Twitter.

@BigBertha: omg, dropped d soap dis morn, d warnings were tru 8-0

Wazdakka

Saadyst wrote: »

It's always entertaining to see the first replies to a thread on AH try so hard to get their thanks

Kerlink..

Gone Drinking

You'd be suprised how uncommon this siht is.

I remember reading a story of two parents who locked their son in a cupboard so they could play some MMORPG uninterupted.

Sad but true.

ILA

Gone Drinking wrote: »

You'd be suprised how uncommon this siht is.

I remember reading a story of two parents who locked their son in a cupboard so they could play some MMORPG uninterupted.

Sad but true.

How do nerds have kids anyway?

Loughc

ILA wrote: »

How do nerds have kids anyway?

Ebay.

senordingdong

Well, she pleaded guilty atleast.

poor wee soul r.i.p

wetling

Baby shaking is quite a natural thing, sometimes they die sometime the dinnay, certainly not manslaughter, more a late abortion

thebigbiffo

she should be locked up for 25-50 years for playing farmville, hung from the nearest tree for killing her own 3 month old flesh and blood

thebigbiffo

wetling wrote: »

Baby shaking is quite a natural thing, sometimes they die sometime the dinnay, certainly not manslaughter, more a late abortion

this is the worst post i've ever seen on boards

Cuddlesworth

thebigbiffo wrote: »

this is the worst post i've ever seen on boards

You haven't been around long enough. Or had access to what was lolocaust.

AlmightyCushion

wetling wrote: »

Baby shaking is quite a natural thing, sometimes they die sometime the dinnay, certainly not manslaughter, more a late abortion

Banned.

Daemos

thebigbiffo wrote: »

this is the worst post i've ever seen on boards

In terms of content, no. In terms of grammar, it's a strong contender. What the hell is dinnay?

The_Minister

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

And what the creaters of Farmville are to blame for yur ones sickening behaviour?:rolleyes:

You're attacking a point that no-one has made...

raah!

What annoys me is that these people have for so long looked down on us nerd folk for nerding our days away on computer games. At least we nerd them away on good computer games.

Computer game addiction is serious business though. Furthermore, what's there to interrupt! Is't farmville slow paced and easy going? A game with which one could have a cup of tea? I've never played it now mind you.

Poor crazy person though, how was she to know the thing would wonk its head? Better off not to shake the baby in the first place you'd say.

4zn76tysfajdxp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZlQkzYjs-g

xzanti

Daemos wrote: »

In terms of content, no. In terms of grammar, it's a strong contender. What the hell is dinnay?

Damn Scotts

Saadyst

Gustavo Broad Platoon wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZlQkzYjs-g

lol

(also, co-producer: speed weed?? really?)

AlmightyCushion

Daemos wrote: »

In terms of content, no. In terms of grammar, it's a strong contender. What the hell is dinnay?

It's scottish for don't.

Echospace

25-50 years?

If she had shaken her baby to death here in Ireland, she would probably get about 4 years, with the last suspended for "good behaviour". When are we gonna sort out the laws here.

thebigbiffo

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

It's scottish for don't.

or offaly for dinner

Asphyxia

That's disgusting :mad: I hate farmville I used to let my nephew play it on my facebook but he got so addicted to it and went really mad and tick sometimes over it so I wont let him play no more. It's crazy how a silly game can make a person react in am abusive way.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Echospace wrote: »

If she had shaken her baby to death here in Ireland, she would probably get about 4 years, with the last suspended for "good behaviour". When are we gonna sort out the laws here.

Dunno.

Links234

:eek: disgusting!

Teutorix

Farmville? murder over a fúcking game, and not even a good one. :mad:

Thomas828

Pocketfizz wrote: »

That's disgusting :mad: I hate farmville I used to let my nephew play it on my facebook but he got so addicted to it and went really mad and tick sometimes over it so I wont let him play no more. It's crazy how a silly game can make a person react in am abusive way.

You're telling me! Look at fans of Final Fantasy 7. The amount of acrimony there still is between fans of Aerith Gainsborough and fans of Tifa Lockhart is beyond belief! And this is a game that's 12 or 13 years old!

Teutorix

Thomas828 wrote: »

You're telling me! Look at fans of Final Fantasy 7. The amount of acrimony there still is between fans of Aerith Gainsborough and fans of Tifa Lockhart is beyond belief! And this is a game that's 12 or 13 years old!

God forbid you tell one of those people you didnt like the game. Nearly got my heard bit off once :eek:

WindSock

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

It's scottish for don't.

Didn't, too.

ejmaztec

Saadyst wrote: »

It's always entertaining to see the first replies to a thread on AH try so hard to get their thanks

...and then there are the non-runners.:P

PanchoVilla

Thomas828 wrote: »

You're telling me! Look at fans of Final Fantasy 7. The amount of acrimony there still is between fans of Aerith Gainsborough and fans of Tifa Lockhart is beyond belief! And this is a game that's 12 or 13 years old!

Aerith Gainsborough is so ghey.