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starbelgrade

Tesco has been forced to remove a pole-dancing kit from the toys and games section of its website after it was accused of "destroying children's innocence".

The Tesco Direct site advertises the kit with the words, "Unleash the sex kitten inside...simply extend the Peekaboo pole inside the tube, slip on the sexy tunes and away you go!

"Soon you'll be flaunting it to the world and earning a fortune in Peekaboo Dance Dollars".

The £49.97 kit comprises a chrome pole extendible to 8ft 6ins, a 'sexy dance garter' and a DVD demonstrating suggestive dance moves.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-412195/Tesco-condemned-selling-pole-dancing-toy.html

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GLaDOS

I love the way the whole family looks traumatised by the very existence of it

Keptic

They go a bit too far sometimes... Tesco I mean. Love this one though:

"This item is for people who want to improve their fitness and have fun at the same time."

KeithM89_old

Id buy 2, cut a hole in the floor and iv got myself a sweet firemans pole

Schism

I'm not very PC but that is a bit much.

General General

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tojBadSr2zI

Standard Toaster

Christmas for the lil niece sorted.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Wonder what made Tesco think it would be a good idea to stock it in the first place.

TheZohanS

Tesco condemned for selling pole dancing toy

by COLIN FERNANDEZ
Last updated at 23:13 24 October 2006

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Misanthrope

I'm astounded that it even got to market.See the picture of the stripper with cash in her garter on the packaging?Wow,Instant Ho Kit.

Besides the moral implications the thing doesn't look safe for swinging off either.

Look around you world.The **** is now up to our eyeballs.Can somebody please flush ......NOW

KeithM89_old

Last updated at 23:13 24 October 2006

Looks like OP was googling a little 'pole action' for himself

Misanthrope

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Wonder what made Tesco think it would be a good idea to stock it in the first place.

An even better thing to wonder about is who are the people who bought that for their daughters(or sons)?

Ronin247

Looking at the picture of the husband perhaps mrs frosty knickers gallimore should have bought one for herself.

Was clearly marked for "adult use"

WindSock

I blame the Poles.

OutlawPete

Oh, that's what the Tesco Pole Dancing Kit is.

I thought it was kit for guys to learn how to dance with polish girls

davyjose

Saw a child (about 9) in the Square, Tallaght today, with "You're out of my league" emblazoned across her T-Shirt.

Weird thing: when I was an 9 year old boy, i'd simply have assumed she was a chelsea fan*!!! :eek:








*late 80's

Princess Peach

They'll sell toy doctors kits, and toy kitchens and toy cash registers but they ban the toy pole?

Some parents just want to realistically set their children up for future career options.

starbelgrade

Princess Peach wrote: »

They'll sell toy doctors kits, and toy kitchens and toy cash registers but they ban the toy pole?

Some parents just want to realistically set their children up for future career options.

Maybe they should sell toy cervical smear testing kits too.

Princess Peach

starbelgrade wrote: »

Maybe they should sell toy cervical smear testing kits too.

I do think we need better education on this subject. Not a bad idea!

davyjose

Princess Peach wrote: »

I do think we need better education on this subject. Not a bad idea!

You know society has gone to fcuk, when a joke can be genuinely mistaken for a serious comment.

kylith

I dont' really see how it could "destroy children's lives". Strippers make good money.

stoneill

Dr Adrian Rogers, of family campaigning group Family Focus said
"It ought to be stopped, it really requires the intervention of members of Parliament. This should only be available to the most depraved people who want to corrupt their children."

So is he saying that tesco are aiming at the wrong market and this should not be in the toy aisle but in the depraved/corrupting aisle (near the meat counter)

Yakult

Maybe some girls aspire to be a pole dancer?

But from what I've seen, girls dont need practise. The minute they see a pole they are on it. Bunch of whores..

starbelgrade

R_H_C_P wrote: »

Maybe some girls aspire to be a pole dancer?

But from what I've seen, girls dont need practise. The minute they see a pole they are on it. Bunch of whores..

Well, if you're gonna spend all your spare time in lap dancing clubs....

up for anything

It must be a slow news day for the Mail. This story happened last year and the year before last and the year before that and the year................

FruitLover

OutlawPete wrote: »

I thought it was kit for guys to learn how to dance with polish girls

I'm trying to work out a joke involving 'swan lake' now, bear with me...

policarp

Is it for when they fall off the pole they won't bloody their noses???

digme

starbelgrade wrote: »

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-412195/Tesco-condemned-selling-pole-dancing-toy.html

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for white children only