Your favourite townie one liners

Ghost Estate

particularly celtic tiger era ones

(i'm a culcie myself so i don't know any)

JohnathanM

I've just bought a nice little terraced house. Only half-a-million.

Gizaeeeeuuuuuurrrrrrrroooooofordabusbuuuud

-not very celtic tiger but the one I've heard the most in Dublin.

Stoooooooooooooooooory bud, ya got any shmokes? *smack*

Ghandee

Your from carlow ya say?
As in Monte bleedin carlow?

KeithM89_old

"I'll hurt ya a baawwwxx"

Rented Mule

'Loike .....seriously dude'

Mister men

"It's only a 40 minute drive up from Gorey to Dublin if you put the boot down".....

fontanalis

In a boastful voice " I got a thirty year mortgage, first few years interest free"

Luxie

Roysh.

Luxie

Morkeshing.

The Waltzing Consumer

What the hell is a townie?

policarp

We got loads a money...

BOHtox

Only reducing tax by 1 %. Bloody hell

policarp

Lock hard...

BOHtox

I'm telling ya buy shares in Anglo!

Taco Corp

Are ya badly burnt, bud?

Teutorix

Mister men wrote: »

"It's only a 40 minute drive up from Gorey to Dublin if you put the boot down".....

''11 seconds Fintan, I'm tellin' you I fockin' floored it.''

not yet

Honest to jaysus you're man got plugged right in front of me....

stupidusername

OMG I am loike MORTO

electrobanana

oh my gawd thats FINTAAAAAAAAASTIC

pebbles21

Sure ya need 3 weeks in Santa Ponsa to relax these days

Nulty

I'll bouerst ye!!

brendansmith

'Ride my eyesocket with a knife'

JohnathanM

brendansmith wrote: »

'Ride my eyesocket with a knife'

WTF?

PeterIanStaker

"Loike, Sorcha is totally my back up plan if I, loike, don't score Jennifer"

Gummy Panda

"here'ya ywun fella, cmere and scratch me fanny!"

Nemanja91

"Your mam has worms"

orourkeda

hi hi cork boy you know what I mean like.

Goldenegg

What you bleedin lookin at? I'll bleedin reeeeeeeefffff ya!

strokemyclover

brendansmith wrote: »

'Ride my eyesocket with a knife'

Popeye?

"Ag! Ag! Ag! Someone's stolen me miscus! I'm gonna post me angst on Boids.ie!"

PeterIanStaker

Rich: "Charles!, Charles!, that youth is defecating on that Mercedes! Do something!"


Middle: "I'm afraid I lost my job today, that means one of you kids has to be put down"


Filth: "whaaatyalookinatyacuunnt"

giles lynchwood

I would eat peanut's out of her s**t

derfderf

giles lynchwood wrote: »

I would eat peanut's out of her s**t

i'd eat her snots

TimeToShine

THEY TEEK OUR DERBS

craggles

Mister men wrote: »

"It's only a 40 minute drive up from Gorey to Dublin if you put the boot down".....

30.

Townies. D4 Heads. Not the same.

themandan6611

trend fail /

markesmith

It's oll about Morketing</d4>

fonecrusher1

- stowreeee, jiv any herdoh-in???
- c'mere c'noy bara a fig rowl afa ya buuud?
- jiv any chaaange bud?

or

- fintan,ulysses,tarquin!...suppers ready!
- just going to the loo darling, back in a jiffy! /snorting sounds....
- so its 1.2 million for the 2 bedroom toOwnhouse ya? I'l take it roight!yaaaa!!!

Rick Deckard

Heard all the time in the "Big Schmoke"..

"Don't mind those boggers/culchies/muckers(delete as appropriate)..
they're just jealous of our double decker busses":pac:

Ollchailin

"Yeah, I do have plans for the weekend, I'm going down the country- you know, to Donegal."

kryogen

I dont know what a tracker mortgage is

yermanoffthetv

"Derz nao facilitieeeez for de chizzilerz like. De chipper bournt down."

maxxie

If you stopped watching fair city and left your one horse town for once you would find nobody talks like that!

Blayden zzzdopes

dollybird2

kryogen wrote: »

I dont know what a tracker mortgage is

Legend YouTube ad

yermanoffthetv

maxxie wrote: »

If you stopped watching fair city and left your one horse town for once you would find nobody talks like that!

Blayden zzzdopes

Im from Crumlin was a from a comedy sketch.

fonecrusher1

Gerrowa dat bleeedin gaaardin yuu ya bleeedin juunkee ya. - Excuse me, could you remove yourself from my garden you unstable heroin using person.

Im dellin ya gurrlll, i was moorto. - I can assure you my female friend, it was a highly awkward predicament.

scaaaarla!!! - I blushed it was so embarrassing.

c'mere buud d'ya haaav da toyum der? - Excuse me, could you tell me the time please?

policarp

I was born in Terenure.

I grew up in Terenure.

I bank in Terenure.

I bought a house in Terenure.


Can't wait to get the feck out of Terenure.