The Apprentice UK Week 4

MagicMarker

It's almost time for Sandeesh! Err.... I mean The Apprentice!

Busi_Girl08

Evenin'

MagicMarker

Busi_Girl08 wrote: »

Evenin'

Hey you

Busi_Girl08

That Science Museum looks like James May's wet dream.

AnnyHallsal

Love the invention task!

Heroditas

Pah! It's not exactly designing a calendar, is it? :rolleyes:

AnnyHallsal

Lil Miss Liability wants to be PM :rolleyes:

Busi_Girl08

It's like Dragon's Den meets the Apprentice.

Oh feck off, Melissa, give someone else a chance!

MagicMarker

Chris looks a bit dim.

Gunsfortoys

Ha she didn't like that.

Busi_Girl08

That's not new!!

AnnyHallsal

Anyone think Jamie's a potential winner?

May eat words later

MagicMarker

Was there a hole in his sock! :eek:

Gunsfortoys

A sculpting t-shirt for 50 quid......down the toilet they go.

Busi_Girl08

That doll will haunt my dreams forever.


I need therapy now.

Busi_Girl08

Stuart's in Dragon mode.

EDIT: Jaysus this thread is dead.

Gunsfortoys

Good the right team got it, thanks to that wanker.

ballsymchugh

Busi_Girl08 wrote: »

It's like Dragon's Den meets the Apprentice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0qiCU8ypRg

AnnyHallsal

Busi_Girl08 wrote: »

Stuart's in Dragon mode.

He's .. a character :rolleyes:

Busi_Girl08

Is this Debenhams they're trying to sell a shower to?

The closest thing to a showerhead they sell is a towel!

laugh

Melissa should be put down.

Utopia Parkway

That Melissa one is the biggest pain in the hoop.

AnnyHallsal

laugh wrote: »

Melissa should be put down.

Definitely in the running for all time worst.

"GQ Generation" *puke*

MagicMarker

A body sculpting t-shirt.

Unless they've made a magic t-shirt, I'm assuming that it's just a normal t-shirt that's just a little bit too small.

Heroditas

I wish Mel..issa ... would .... stop emph...as..is..ing ev...ery .... word.. and syl..ab...le...


Actually, I wish she'd just eff off

AnnyHallsal

Heroditas wrote: »

I wish Mel..issa ... would .... stop emph...as..is..ing ev...ery .... word.. and syl..ab...le...

But everything she says is so gosh darn important.

laugh

Oh lordy, that woman is deluded, she tried to tell the buyers of Debenhams their job.

Busi_Girl08

Sa-mooooth.

What the feck is Melissa's actual problem?! :mad:

Also, how does a "food business manager" (ie. managed a small corner shop at home) have experience in entrepreneurship and sales?

AnnyHallsal

Keep expecting Melissa to say Fix Up. Look sharp. Know yourself.

Heroditas

That shower head is hardly unique.
When was this filmed? Those were in the Energy Show in the RDS back in April.

BOHSBOHS

the baby glo should win it if its "SAFE"

lol im off to debenhams to get my two handle spade!:D

AnnyHallsal

Love the way that guy calls himself "Unemployed Head of Communications."

I'm "Unemployed Head of the World"

MagicMarker

Why are they arguing about orders!? Why are all 3 going in if only one can sell!?

Heroditas

1000 units! Nice one! :eek:

AnnyHallsal

MagicMarker wrote: »

Why are all 3 going in if only one can sell!?

To dilly dally? Very important in the Apprentice.

Gunsfortoys

I liked james style there, very good sales tech.

Busi_Girl08

Why can't Melissa give a presentation without looking at her notes?

I would get annihalated for that at Uni.

Busi_Girl08

Melissa. THEY SAID NO. STOP TALKING.

Gunsfortoys

Melissa is ****ing Shit sales person.

Busi_Girl08

Lubes?!! :eek:

AnnyHallsal

Busi_Girl08 wrote: »

Lubes?!! :eek:

It's Soho, love

Birdsong

They are fighting like cats in an alley

MagicMarker

Laura you fúcking child!!

Heroditas

"Exclusive to the Soho area" ... ah c'mon, that's like saying a t-shirt is exclusive to Capel Street!

AnnyHallsal

Nick sucking lemons on the background. Business as usual.

Gunsfortoys

That isnt fair, the redhead negotiated from 50 to 200! Jesus what bitches.

Busi_Girl08

B&Q makes a lot more sense than f-in Debenhams for a showerhead.

AnnyHallsal

"Our ambitions is to be your supplier. And we are all ears."

Will fit in well with Sir Alan, then.

EDIT: Lord Sugar

Heroditas

"We have 5 children in our group ... I mean the people in our group have five children"

Sugar: "Five children. Well that's an understatement"

AnnyHallsal

"What I had to do nimbly" :pac: Jamie-isms

Busi_Girl08

"The t-shirt, that kind of sucked in your gut"

That Chris has a such a way with words.