Now I have a machine gun........

Duggy747

Ho...........






















Ho.........



























Ho.

bonerm

yippie kay yay kimosabe

generalmiaow

You had me all excited it was going to be shown on TV.

generalmiaow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KShj0gPAH0g

Comthéacs

Hmmm embedded disabled by request.

bonerm

Who gives a flip about glass?

Kiera

Can you shoot me in the head please?

kfallon

It's ok, Gazza is on his way to talk it over with you Duggy!

Biggins

You got a gun?
Kill this thread then!

bonerm

kfallon wrote: »

It's ok, Gazza is on his way to talk it over with you Duggy!

Duggys a luverly blerk. All he needs is a fishing rod, a dressing gown, a loaf of bread, lager and some chicken pieces and everything will be fine.

Duggy747

kfallon wrote: »

It's ok, Gazza is on his way to talk it over with you Duggy!

Good, then he can listen to my demands:

The following people are to be released from their captors : In Northern Ireland, the seven members of the New Provo Front. In Canada, the five imprisoned leaders of Liberte de Quebec... In Sri Lanka, the nine members of the Asian Dawn movement...









I read about them in Time magazine

bonerm

Agent Johnson , Special Agent Johnson and Honourary Agent Gazza are on their way to meet your demands.

kfallon

Duggy747 wrote: »

Good, then he can listen to my demands:

The following people are to be released from their captors : In Northern Ireland, the seven members of the New Provo Front. In Canada, the five imprisoned leaders of Liberte de Quebec... In Sri Lanka, the nine members of the Asian Dawn movement...










I read about them in Time magazine

Hmmmm this is Gazza we're talking about, not the great political leaders of the world. I don't think making demands to him is gonna get you much. You might want to turn that gun around Duggy.....it's prob for the best

chin_grin

Ah c'mon it's not even Halloween and you've got me in the Christmas movie mood. Grrrr.

"OH GAWWWWWD DON'T KEEEEULLL ME!".

generalmiaow

I got a real christmassy feeling off all those movies even though the last one (not including 4.0 for some reason) wasn't set in winter. the first one especially though- there's the actual setting, the sleighbells ringing, and so on. feels good man

bonerm

generalmiaow wrote: »

I got a real christmassy feeling off all those movies even though the last one (not including 4.0 for some reason) wasn't set in winter. the first one especially though- there's the actual setting, the sleighbells ringing, and so on. feels good man

Is 3 set at Xmas? Could have sworn it was summertime.

generalmiaow

bonerm wrote: »

Is 3 set at Xmas? Could have sworn it was summertime.

No it was set in summertime. I was just thinking of it as a trilogy because the last one doesn't count in my head for some reason. Not sure why, a car drove into a helicopter... but it was lacking in those sort of moments where the bad guys look at eachother just before an explosion that kills them, and that kind of thing

generalmiaow

To be honest the second one doesn't really count for me either. except the very end.

Duggy747

I wanted this to be professional. Efficient, adroit, cooperative, not a lot to ask.

Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way, so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life.

chin_grin

Yeah cos the first game was the best too.

<throws grenade> "Happy trails" <boom>

I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this, is my weapon.

She weighs one hundred and fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar custom tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute.

It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon......for twelve seconds.

Some people think they can outsmart me.

Maybe.........maybe.

I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.

generalmiaow

chin_grin wrote: »

Yeah cos the first game was the best too.

<throws grenade> "Happy trails" <boom>

Wasn't it all one game, but with three parts? The first was a top down/isometric thing where you throw grenades, the second a "first person" rail shooter in an airport, and I think the third you dfive around new york in order to stop a bomb from exploding. Or did I imagine this game?

bonerm

generalmiaow wrote: »

Wasn't it all one game, but with three parts? The first was a top down/isometric thing where you throw grenades, the second a "first person" rail shooter in an airport, and I think the third you dfive around new york in order to stop a bomb from exploding. Or did I imagine this game?

One game. Three game styles. Part 1 was the best and part 3 was mildly entertaining as you went off mission and ran down pedestrians. Was no good at 2 as you were meant to use a lightgun I think and I didn't have one.

CreepingDeath

Wouldn't it be ironic if Bruce Willis died of a bad reaction to Viagra...

AnonoBoy

CreepingDeath wrote: »

Wouldn't it be ironic if Bruce Willis died of a bad reaction to Viagra...

Is he doing Viagra ads now?

generalmiaow

bonerm wrote: »

One game. Three game styles. Part 1 was the best and part 3 was mildly entertaining as you went off mission and ran down pedestrians. Was no good at 2 as you were meant to use a lightgun I think and I didn't have one.

Ah yeah. I actually preferred part 2 because my friend had a lightgun. What was weird about it was that when you were kiilled, you had a sort of near death experience for a few seconds, with a blue, radiant light and an angelic chorus. First time I've ever seen that in a game. Part 3 was impossible for me and they showed you that one animation of the city exploding

bonerm

CreepingDeath wrote: »

Wouldn't it be ironic if Bruce Willis died of a bad reaction to Viagra...

No it'd just be very very sad.

chin_grin

generalmiaow wrote: »

Ah yeah. I actually preferred part 2 because my friend had a lightgun. What was weird about it was that when you were kiilled, you had a sort of near death experience for a few seconds, with a blue, radiant light and an angelic chorus. First time I've ever seen that in a game. Part 3 was impossible for me and they showed you that one animation of the city exploding

I got bored so ran about in the first game shooting out all the windows. Well, it was either boredom or OCD.

<looks at windows. pew pew pew>

generalmiaow

CreepingDeath wrote: »

Wouldn't it be ironic if Bruce Willis died of a bad reaction to Viagra...

I just got that now, it took 5 reads.

CreepingDeath

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Is he doing Viagra ads now?

Nope.. he would've died hard.

Links234

I've watched Die Hard every christmas for as long as I can remember.

CorkMan

Shoot some knackers. We even have a special offer:

3 at a time, you have to take them all out in less than 2 seconds though. ("180s" are the best)

Nailz

Does anyone else miss the days when villains in action movies were big evil foreign ****ers!? Like a German or a Russian or an Asian, or some other stereotypes? Stereotype are what made those films man!

bonerm

Links234 wrote: »

I've watched Die Hard every christmas for as long as I can remember.

old habits die hard.

Links234

Nailz wrote: »

Does anyone else miss the days when villains in action movies were big evil foreign ****ers!? Like a German or a Russian or an Asian, or some other stereotypes? Stereotype are what made those films man!

you know you struck action movie gold when you have an english actor play a foreign villain.

diplomatic immunity!

Mackman

JM: Terrorists have siezed the Nakatomi tower and are holding at least 30 people hostage
OP: Im sorry sir this channel is reserved for emergencies only
JM: NO ****IN **** LADY!! DOES IT SOUND LIKE IM ORDERING A PIZZA??!!

Gold :pac:

Duggy747

Agent Johnson: Just like fùckin' Saigon ain't it, Slick?
Agent Johnson: I was in junior high, dickhead.

flyton5

I dont think you'll get the same volume of quotes as the simpsons thread got OP...good effort though.

chopperbyrne

Links234 wrote: »

I've watched Die Hard every christmas for as long as I can remember.

Best Christmas film of all time.

bonerm

chopperbyrne wrote: »

Best Christmas film of all time.

Agreed. They should have called it It's a Wonderful Death.