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Which one should I choose

  • 25-10-2010 3:46pm
    #1
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭


    after a heavy weekend, I'm down to the bare bones. Now I know the two go together like an AH poster and moral outrage, but I can only have one.

    Which? 15 votes

    Coke
    0%
    Hooker
    100%
    minidazzlerrainbowtroutmahamageehadktulu123Kimono-GirlPace2008KeithM89_oldsqueakyduckscientific1982Angronalwaysadubbonermgreener greeneKiller PigeonPawpad666 15 votes


Comments

  • #2
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Aldi Topstar Cola.


  • #3
    JohnathanM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 410 ✭✭JohnathanM


    Hookers, every time. I prefer Pepsi, anyway.


  • #4
    Teutorix
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭Teutorix


    3/3 for the hooker, you know what to do op


  • #5
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Hooker
    Only one?!
    Go for the coke.
    Then try get a pity shag from someone.


  • #6
    JohnathanM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 410 ✭✭JohnathanM


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Aldi Topstar Cola.

    The good stuff.


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  • #7
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Yes. Avoid the diet, muck as all diet drinks are.


  • #8
    Mrmoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,215 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    How about a hooker made from coke?


  • #9
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Only one?!
    Go for the coke.
    Then try get a pity shag from someone.
    I've always found it tough to garner sympathy when I'm coked to the eyeballs. Maybe I'm doing it wrong.


  • #10
    Killer Pigeon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    Hooker
    Choose the red pill and see how deep the rabbit hole goes.


  • #11
    JohnathanM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 410 ✭✭JohnathanM


    recylingbin wrote: »
    I've always found it tough to garner sympathy when I'm coked to the eyeballs. Maybe I'm doing it wrong.

    Get coke, share with hooker, snort from her arse, enjoy.


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  • #12
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    JohnathanM wrote: »
    Get coke, share with hooker, snort from her arse, enjoy.
    Read first post. It's an either/or situation.


  • #13
    Cheap Thrills!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,723 ✭✭✭Cheap Thrills!


    Cooker or Hoke. :cool:


  • #14
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Hooker
    recylingbin wrote: »
    I've always found it tough to garner sympathy when I'm coked to the eyeballs. Maybe I'm doing it wrong.

    Ah you must be! Keep practising-you'll get there.


  • #15
    JohnathanM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 410 ✭✭JohnathanM


    recylingbin wrote: »
    Read first post. It's an either/or situation.

    Point being you'd pay for the coke, and share it with the hooker in return for a ride. Two birds, one stone and no extra cash needed.


  • #16
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    I wouldn't bother with either, Just get a few beersand stay at home and ****.


  • #17
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    JohnathanM wrote: »
    Point being you'd pay for the coke, and share it with the hooker in return for a ride. Two birds, one stone and no extra cash needed.
    Hmmm. This could work.
    What's your bird's number again?


  • #18
    whadabouchasir
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 942 ✭✭✭whadabouchasir


    Is there anything to be said for saying another Mass?


  • #19
    Dozen Wicked Words
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,325 ✭✭✭✭Dozen Wicked Words


    Its all down to whether you want to end up with a scabby nose or scabby nads.


  • #20
    gurramok
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,992 ✭✭✭✭gurramok


    You need a high after a heavy weekend, a few bottles of coke lined in a straight line on the table should help you :P


  • #21
    markesmith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,752 ✭✭✭markesmith


    Two bottles of wine and pornhub.com - the recession option


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  • #22
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭policarp


    Daddy or chips?


  • #23
    ABEasy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 566 ✭✭✭ABEasy


    Get the hooker and steal her coke when she's not looking... problem solved...


  • #24
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Go for the coke.

    You'll always find some slag who'll ride you for free


  • #25
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Since you have already had a heavy weekend why not give your hooker/coke money to charity, it will give you an enormous sense of well being smugness.


  • #26
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Mrmoe wrote: »
    How about a hooker made from coke?


    A cooker?


  • #27
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Hooker
    starbelgrade wrote: »
    A cooker?

    :eek:
    Don't mention that word when super-rush is around!!


  • #28
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    :eek:
    Don't mention that word when super-rush is around!!

    Oh yeah - I forgot that the 'c' word was banned.


  • #29
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    How about a nice afternoon out on Galway Bay sailing a Galway Hooker while sipping a nice bottle of Coke. Go for it, do em both, life's too short.;)


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