Moustaches

starbelgrade

What's the point in them? They look weird & are only worn by;

- Sinn Feiners
- Taximen
- Trade Unionists
- Members of the Village People
- Brandon Flowers
- Willie O'Dea

http://www.rte.ie/news/2002/0812/odeaw.jpg

So why would anyone wear one?

fonecrusher1

starbelgrade wrote: »

So why would anyone wear one?

Or even grow one.

El Guapo!

Fanny Tickler :cool:

Celly Smunt

you forgot to include indian women

flyton5

starbelgrade wrote: »

What's the point in them? They look weird & are only worn by;

- Sinn Feiners
- Taximen
- Trade Unionists
- Members of the Village People
- Brandon Flowers
- Willie O'Dea

http://www.rte.ie/news/2002/0812/odeaw.jpg

So why would anyone wear one?

You forgot Hitler, Stalin and Barry McGuigan. Not sure if that last name should be associated with the other two though...

brummytom

flyton5 wrote: »

You forgot Hitler, Stalin and Barry McGuigan. Not sure if that last name should be associated with the other two though...

And Bruce Forsyth. He definitely should.


Don't forget the Chuckle brothers

Rocky_Dennis

starbelgrade wrote: »

What's the point in them? They look weird & are only worn by;

- Sinn Feiners
- Taximen
- Trade Unionists
- Members of the Village People
- Brandon Flowers
- Willie O'Dea

http://www.rte.ie/news/2002/0812/odeaw.jpg

So why would anyone wear one?

What's the point in this thread?

Sofaspud

Movember

Micky Dolenz

Think I'll do movember this year.

Johro

Dean09 wrote: »

Fanny Tickler :cool:

Soup strainer.

starbelgrade

Andrewh1984 wrote: »

What's the point in this thread?

I started it with the sole purpose of annoying you.

fonecrusher1

The oul moustache is a bit 80's really isn't it? In most films in the eighties theres a lot them attached to mens faces.

Who was the last cool tv/movie actor to have a moustache? Maybe Tom Selleck?

Mr Cawley

They're 'badass'. five weeker on me now!

Sabre0001

Movember IS the reason...

All other times of the year is just practice for Movember

Superbus

Hey hey hey...

Don't knock the 'tache.

Edit: How did I forget this?

galwayrush

starbelgrade wrote: »

What's the point in them? They look weird & are only worn by;

- Sinn Feiners
- Taximen
- Trade Unionists
- Members of the Village People
- Brandon Flowers
- Willie O'Dea

http://www.rte.ie/news/2002/0812/odeaw.jpg

So why would anyone wear one?

I'll never grow one again.....:eek:

ikb

Haved had a "moustache" for as long as i can remember.
Once shaved it off.. Nobody was happy , mot din like it:rolleyes:, kids were cringin when they kissed me goodbye too school:o, my lip was cold:eek: ...so hey ho!:D

Spanish Eyes

Gay symbol. That's it

CoalBucket

http://www.squidoo.com/moustache

Famous moustaches from history

Sanjuro

Not as utterly pointless and ridiculous as the soul patch. And I'm speaking from experience.

alwaysadub

Don't like moustaches. They tickle.

bullmccabe2010

Just watched an Irish movie tonight-'Anton' where one of the guys had a killer moustache. 'Chopper' was on yesterday which was all about the moustache and Miami Vice with Colin Farrells cheesy moustache is on tomorrow.

Grow a moustache if you are man enough to pull it off. It can make you look hard as nails or as gay as Christmas depending on the man!

fonecrusher1

alwaysadub wrote: »

Don't like moustaches. They tickle.

Tickles what exactly?

/leans forward, hands trembling from excitement...

alwaysadub

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Tickles what exactly?

/leans forward, hands trembling from excitement...

My eh..ear. Obviously.

starbelgrade

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Tickles what exactly?

Your balls, when you're in a 69 position with Willie O'Dea.

NoHornJan

An aunt from the midlands told me that "A kiss without a moustach is like eating an egg without salt"
To me it has no rhyme or reason, but I heard her say it on more than one occasion.

alwaysadub

NoHornJan wrote: »

An aunt from the midlands told me that "A kiss without a moustach is like eating an egg without salt"
To me it has no rhyme or reason, but I heard her say it on more than one occasion.

Oh, well, i don't put salt on my egg,and i don't like moustaches, so maybe she has a point. In a very strange way.

fonecrusher1

starbelgrade wrote: »

Your balls, when you're in a 69 position with Willie O'Dea.

Thats disgusting.

I would never do the 69 position with Willy O'Dea.

Missionary or nothing. :mad:

starbelgrade

NoHornJan wrote: »

An aunt from the midlands told me that "A kiss without a moustach is like eating an egg without salt"
To me it has no rhyme or reason, but I heard her say it on more than one occasion.

Simple explanation - she was mad as a potato without cheese.

NoHornJan

alwaysadub wrote: »

Oh, well, i don't put salt on my egg,and i don't like moustaches, so maybe she has a point. In a very strange way.

The poor woman is long gone to her eternal reward, God rest her.
She had a litany of old sayings and I can only remember a few.

starbelgrade wrote: »

Simple explanation - she was mad as a potato without cheese.

She was far from mad and I'm sorry I didn't write down or tape all the things she told me during her lifetime.

starbelgrade

NoHornJan wrote: »

The poor woman is long gone to her eternal reward, God rest her.
She had a litany of old sayings and I can only remember a few.

She was far from mad and I'm sorry I didn't write down or tape all the things she told me during her lifetime.

The "mad as a potato without cheese" comment was just a play on the "A kiss without a moustach is like eating an egg without salt". Nothing bad meant by it.

FoxT

"What's the point in them? They look weird & are only worn by;

- Sinn Feiners
- Taximen
- Trade Unionists
- Members of the Village People
- Brandon Flowers
- Willie O'Dea"

Lots of Catholic girls have them, too. Ask Frank Zappa, he knows!

Misanthrope

I keep a stick-on moustache in my wallet.Comes in handy when you'd least expect it, as do my fake spectacles.

NoHornJan

starbelgrade wrote: »

The "mad as a potato without cheese" comment was just a play on the "A kiss without a moustach is like eating an egg without salt". Nothing bad meant by it.

That's what After Hours is all about. If I was easily offended I shouldn't be here. At least you didn't pull the grammar nazi on me for spelling moustache wrong.

El Weirdo

brummytom wrote: »

And Bruce Forsyth. He definitely should.


Don't forget the Chuckle brothers

Apologies but at least its one more on my post-count.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGZU61k1ibw

alwaysadub

Misanthrope wrote: »

I keep a stick-on moustache in my wallet.Comes in handy when you'd least expect it, as do my fake spectacles.

Do the glasses have a nose attached? Could make all the difference..

Misanthrope

alwaysadub wrote: »

Do the glasses have a nose attached? Could make all the difference..

too unrealistic.No, a simple David Niven Tache, a dollop of bryll cream,some bergamot cologne,cravat,tip cigar and my club blazer is all I require to charm a certain type of laydeeeah.The sort of dear thing that cannot be wooed by my usual attire of sweatpants and fleece.

policarp

[QUOTE=FoxT;68673989

Lots of Catholic girls have them, too. ![/QUOTE]

A little further south though, and different lips.

Awful_Bliss

I shaved my beard down to a mustache once to see what the other half would think. She wouldn't even look at me she was so disgusted at my 'nose neighbour'. You could probably get away in the 2010s with a handlebar mustache.

PanchoVilla

"Thou shalt not cut off the hair that groweth below the line of the jaw, but will cut of anything above the place whereof I have spoken, but only up to the point, and inclusive of, the nasal hair - on no account shalt thou cut off thy eyebrows, both of which pleaseth the lord."

Sounds like something out of a Monty Python sketch.

Anyway, don't bash the 'tache.

Superbus

PanchoVilla wrote: »

"Thou shalt not cut off the hair that groweth below the line of the jaw, but will cut of anything above the place whereof I have spoken, but only up to the point, and inclusive of, the nasal hair - on no account shalt thou cut off thy eyebrows, both of which pleaseth the lord."

Sounds like something out of a Monty Python sketch.

Anyway, don't bash the 'tache.

I now want to shave my eyebrows, just to spite God.

brummytom

El Weirdo wrote: »

Apologies but at least its one more on my post-count.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGZU61k1ibw

I met them before, they did 'To Me, To You'



One of the greatest moments of my life...

Saermegil

I have a stache - and I'm raising money against cancer using it. While looking as manly as humanly possible.

Princess Peach

I think taches are hot

Absurdum

moustaches are ****ing incredible, may the OP be struck down with a fatal illness for suggesting otherwise :mad:

Tigger

pmcmahon wrote: »

you forgot to include indian women

iu knbew this indian woman
i though she was lovleyt if someone would gus wax the bich

starbelgrade

Absurdum wrote: »

moustaches are ****ing incredible, may the OP be struck down with a fatal illness for suggesting otherwise :mad:

That's not funny. In 2009, I was diagnosed with papillary thyroid cancer. Since then, I have had two thyroid surgeries & radiation treatment. So far the cancer has abated and I am hopeful that it will not return, but your "joke" is something which I find highly insensitive.

I understand that you were unaware of my illness, but that's besides the point - you shouldn't make jokes about serious illnesses.













































Bet I had you there for a minute!