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It's 12:56am, do you know where your kids are?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Not with you I hope


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Firmly encased in my bollix.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Puddleduck


    Yes, they are still a twinkle in their daddies eye...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 779 ✭✭✭papajimsmooth


    The same thing i told you last night. NO!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    I am a kid, and unfortunately yes, I know where I am.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,272 ✭✭✭Barna77


    No, I don't know where they are. Thank god.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,399 ✭✭✭sonic85


    Firmly encased in my bollix.

    damn got in before me!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,316 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    Running down me leg.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    sonic85 wrote: »
    damn got in before me!

    People with higher postcounts get first dibs on posting. When threads are posted they aren't visible to people who have a postcount of less than 1500 for 2 minutes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    sonic85 wrote: »
    damn got in before me!

    They got encased in his bollix before you :confused:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 410 ✭✭JohnathanM


    Out by the old folks' houses, letting off bangers and p'ssing through letterboxes. Ah, university life...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Fetching me cold beer

    /adjusts belt

    Quickly fetching me cold beer


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,992 ✭✭✭✭gurramok


    With the Parish Priest :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,366 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    I left them with a friend of a friend. A Mr. Frtitzel if I'm not mistaken. Seems like a sound chap.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    I have just checked and they are still out in the yard digging the hole for the dog. Bless 'em.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,399 ✭✭✭sonic85


    People with higher postcounts get first dibs on posting. When threads are posted they aren't visible to people who have a postcount of less than 1500 for 2 minutes.

    so if were being technical i did get in before ya :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    In Bagdad.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,992 ✭✭✭✭gurramok


    Ok, no-one believes me when i say they were with the Parish Priest. They are with Mickey Jacksons ghost ok? ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,148 ✭✭✭ciano1


    It's 01:11, not 12:56! :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    sonic85 wrote: »
    so if were being technical i did get in before ya :pac:

    No, was just seeing if you would believe me TBH. Gullible is written on the ceiling BTW.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,399 ✭✭✭sonic85


    No, was just seeing if you would believe me TBH. Gullible is written on the ceiling BTW.

    hold on ill look up...........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    mikom wrote: »
    In Bagdad.

    Could be worse they could be in Baghdad. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Kasabian wrote: »
    Could be worse they could be in Baghdad.

    Or with their dad's bags in....never mind.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Its fairly sad to say that I know where I am, but I dont know where my parents are


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Its fairly sad to say that I know where I am, but I dont know where my parents are

    It's ok most swingers parties finish about 2, they'll be home soon.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 226 ✭✭GarethWA


    As long as they're not here hogging all the bandwidth, I don't care.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Kasabian wrote: »
    It's ok most swingers parties finish about 2, they'll be home soon.

    Thank god! I need my story and tucky in time


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,889 ✭✭✭evercloserunion


    Kasabian wrote: »
    It's ok most swingers parties finish about 2, they'll be home soon.
    What kind of lame swinger parties do you go to?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Thank god! I need my story and tucky in time

    Stay away from the OP :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    What kind of lame swinger parties do you go to?

    The one's with wheelchair access.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    They'll be along later-in my nightmares.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 972 ✭✭✭MultiUmm


    In bed, touching themselves probably. :pac: :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 226 ✭✭GarethWA


    Kasabian wrote: »
    The one's with wheelchair access.

    Like this?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    on the net (boards.ie ,far as i know)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Kasabian wrote: »
    Stay away from the OP :pac:

    You saying that just makes me want to get closer


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept




    I Told You Last Night! NO!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 329 ✭✭ValJester


    Riding in some bushes probably.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    ValJester wrote: »
    Riding in some bushes probably.

    or riding in some bushmills cross dat dare border. yeehaaa!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 360 ✭✭greenmachine88


    knacker drinking


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 417 ✭✭muffy


    Three pages and no one posted this...




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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 949 ✭✭✭maxxie


    out ridin! GUWON SON !!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,911 ✭✭✭Simi




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 417 ✭✭muffy


    maxxie wrote: »
    out ridin! GUWON SON !!
    Simi wrote: »



    ...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,977 ✭✭✭Soby


    No, was just seeing if you would believe me TBH. Gullible is written on the ceiling BTW.

    Why the hell did I look up :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,399 ✭✭✭sonic85


    you can always find them in the kitchen at parties :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    sonic85 wrote: »
    you can always find them in the kitchen at parties :pac:

    In the oven, on a low temperature, slow roasting.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    In the oven, on a low temperature, slow roasting.

    You like roasting kids :mad:

    The cloak slips





    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,272 ✭✭✭Barna77


    Someome please think of the children


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,202 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Firmly encased in my bollix.

    You're fathering them in the next few days?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,202 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Two are IN Runescape. The other two are torturing their neice (maybe they're giving her a shower. I'm not sure-sounds like the former).


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