Dick the Chauvinist - a real man

Absurdum

http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0xoKiH8JJM

Every Woman is a Cheating Whore

Oh yes, that’s right. That’s what I said. And I said it because it’s true. All women are cheaters.

I don’t mean this to be a provocateur or to prance around in the realm of the hypothetical like some kind of dandy. I mean, flat out, that every woman in the world is a cheater, has cheated, and is probably cheating at this very moment.

Getting a woman to cheat on her husband or significant other is not like getting a woman to go to the gym — by heaping ****loads of gifts and attention on her like a spoilt child and then ultimately getting no burn for your earn. Getting a woman to cheat is like getting a duck to eat bread crumbs or a rat to eat rubbish. All you have to do is toss it in front of their face.

It’s not a hard conclusion to draw, so let’s just look at the facts. Getting attention from men is a woman’s lifeblood. That’s why women worship men in the form of menial tasks that they’re not very good at — because men control our attention like the gods of old controlled the sun and the crypt. We giveth and we can taketh away.
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Tips for Gay Men on How to Avoid Gay Marriage

As a man, I am against gay marriage. Before all of you jackasses light your pink torches and start braiding your AIDS awareness ribbons into my noose, allow me to explain–even though I don’t really give a **** because everyone on the internet is a tough guy and, truth be told, in real life I could fight all of you all at the same time with my hands tied behind my back and my pants on backwards. So **** you.

Gay marriage is wrong.

My mother has a gay hairdresser. During one of my yearly conversations with her, the topic of gay marriage came up. Before any of you smart asses ask, I didn’t bring it up and she didn’t bring it up because she thinks I’m gay. Also, she doesn’t think I’m gay. This is what she said of the Prop-Hate sensation.

‘Carlo wants me to keep all my fingers crossed that this gay marriage thing doesn’t go through.’
‘Why is that?’ I said.
‘That’s what I asked him. He says he can tell that his boyfriend really wants to get married, and that getting married would completely ruin their gay sex life.’

Son of a bitch, I thought. They’ve done it again. Women ruined gayness. Women and their crazy obsession with marriage ruined the commitment-free sanctuary of gayness for all gay men.

When America decided that slavery was unjust, we didn’t make all white people slaves too, we ended slavery. Find one way in which marriage is different.
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amazing!

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tl;dr version: women = whores

El Weirdo

IATL?

Edit: Where did Biko's post go?

biko

Dick Masterson is secretly gay.

El Weirdo, I decided to leave thread open a while and we'll see what happens.

El Weirdo

biko wrote: »

El Weirdo, I decided to leave thread open a while and we'll see what happens.

Thank Christ for that. Thought I was going mental for a second.

Nodin

"Ireallydon'tlikewomen.com" would be a more appropriate title for his site......theres a one year update gap there as well.....

Distorted

That guys on the down low. He's jealous of women for the attention they get from men and thinks too much about gay men anyway.

If I was a man, I think I'd be a gay man though - they've got their lives sorted!

He's wrong though - I spend a fair amount of my time dodging unwanted male attention, really embarrassing. And annoying.

Hande hoche!

Dick says Women ruined gayness. Interesting.

Cheap Thrills!

Not so secretly gay methinks! See his handlebar moustache! See his George Michael shades, see how he sucks so lovingly on the big phallic cigar!!!

GHEY !!!!

El Weirdo

Distorted wrote: »

If I was a man, I think I'd be a gay man though - they've got their lives sorted!

Like Michael Barrymore?

Cheap Thrills! wrote: »

Not so secretly gay methinks! See his handlebar moustache! See his George Michael shades, see how he sucks so lovingly on the big phallic cigar!!!

GHEY !!!!

Not to mention his name. I'd wager he changed his name to Dick so he could hear the word every time someone said his name.

liah

Is his name actually Dick Masterson..?

Looks like he's living up to it

Distorted

Hande hoche! wrote: »

Dick says Women ruined gayness. Interesting.

Maybe his boyfriend was stolen by a woman?

bronte

Nodin wrote: »

"Ireallydon'tlikewomen.com" would be a more appropriate title for his site......theres a one year update gap there as well.....

I'vebeenrejectedmillionsoftimescosI'manasshole.com more like

That or Ihaveunresolvedmotherissues.org.moron

Distorted

El Weirdo wrote: »

Like Michael Barrymore?


Not to mention his name. I'd wager he changed his name to Dick so he could hear the word every time someone said his name.

He was married and in the closet for most of his life...

Nodin

....more than likely. Considering Dr "no licence to practice" Phil has been accussed of being a bit of an asshole himself (twice, in fact) he was probably preaching to the choir there....

JohnathanM

I love that guy's site, it's hilarious. Has to be satire, surely. Some kind of misogynistic Ali G - at least, that's how I read it.

M5

Absurdum wrote: »

http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0xoKiH8JJM

amazing!

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tl;dr version: women = whores

Legend!

K-9

Methink somebody cheated on Dick at some stage in his life so he has decided to conveniently blame all women to cover his inadequacies.

El Weirdo

Distorted wrote: »

He was married and in the closet for most of his life...

Exactly.

Absurdum

JohnathanM wrote: »

I love that guy's site, it's hilarious. Has to be satire, surely. Some kind of misogynistic Ali G - at least, that's how I read it.

finally, somebody gets it :pac:

WesternNight

This guy is hilarious

Hail 2 Da Thief

LOL at the woman at the end pretending she didn't hear his response to her question.

Maybe if you hit the threadmill abit more you'd be at the front of the cue

She was clearly hurt by it!

M5

That was a "checkmate" moment alright.

WesternNight

Hail 2 Da Thief wrote: »

LOL at the woman at the end pretending she didn't hear his response to her question.



She was clearly hurt by it!

I think the Dr. Phil audience is too used to actual genuine chauvinists on that show that they're mistakenly taking this fake one seriously.

Mr McBoatface

JohnathanM wrote: »

I love that guy's site, it's hilarious. Has to be satire, surely. Some kind of misogynistic Ali G - at least, that's how I read it.

I agree 100%.

I'd say this guy has a nice little earner out of the "public character" he has created. I'd also say thanks to the publicity Dr Phil gave him the sale of the book increased massively.

Mrmoe

Hail 2 Da Thief wrote: »

LOL at the woman at the end pretending she didn't hear his response to her question.



She was clearly hurt by it!

She was left stunned by that sucker punch, she could dish it out but couldn't take it.

Feeona

I have Dave's website saved in my Favourites under www.godhatesireland.com

AnonoBoy

That video is uploaded by someone called Meatspin.


Hmmmm........

EverEvolving

Where can I get his number? Wonder if he's on match.com ..

D

Statistically, women are more likely to cheat than men.

Edit: It has to be true, I read it on that dar interweb.

Edit2 for WetsternNight:
http://ezinearticles.com/?The-Psychological-Reasons-Women-Cheat-More-than-Men&id=738666
http://digg.com/news/offbeat/Study_finds_women_actually_cheat_more_than_men
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/OnCall/story?id=1469078
http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/2009/09/03/2009-09-03_survey_finds_that_women_are_more_likely_than_men_to_cheat_on_their_partners.html
http://www.lemondrop.com/2010/07/22/women-more-likely-to-cheat-on-vacation/
http://www.indianexpress.com/news/women-more-likely-to-have-an-affair-than-m/510909/
http://www.thaindian.com/newsportal/world-news/women-more-likely-to-cheat-on-their-partners-than-men_100241645.html

WesternNight

D wrote: »

Statistically, women are more likely to cheat than men.

Good to know. Link?

up for anything

Hail 2 Da Thief wrote: »

LOL at the woman at the end pretending she didn't hear his response to her question.

Maybe if you hit the threadmill abit more you'd be at the front of the cue

She was clearly hurt by it!

I doubt it. No woman wants to be poised at the leading edge of a pool cue or even a pool queue.

scientific1982

Distorted wrote: »

That guys on the down low. He's jealous of women for the attention they get from men and thinks too much about gay men anyway.

If I was a man, I think I'd be a gay man though - they've got their lives sorted!

He's wrong though - I spend a fair amount of my time dodging unwanted male attention, really embarrassing. And annoying.

In fairness to the gheys, they're not generally chauvinistic. Their fag-hags wouldnt stand for it.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

Like any virus, women are not content with ruining their own lives. Ultimately, they seek out the lives of decent, honest men and tempt and corrupt them until they appear to be cheaters as well when nothing could be further from the truth. Cheating is like getting pregnant. It’s 100% a woman’s fault 100% of the time.

rofl

Son Of A Vidic

With a head like that no wonder he's bitter, with an appearance and mustache like that, he looks like he could suffer from the Ghey!

K-9

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar wrote: »

rofl

But it's in men's genes!

Spreading our seed and all that!

greenmachine88

I love how people are trying to claim he's gay in order to villify him, cheap tactics, he comes across well, clear spoken and not afraid to speak his mind.

I've read his book and if anyone's interested I can post it to you for free.

OutlawPete

Now why didn't they stick him in the Big Brother house with Germaine Greer

Dr. Zeus

greenmachine88 wrote: »

I love how people are trying to claim he's gay in order to villify him, cheap tactics, he comes across well, clear spoken and not afraid to speak his mind.

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If a woman said what this dude is saying about men there would be uproar esp in AH. She would be called a femanazi. lesbian, man hating ugly bitch, so I think he is getting a relatively easy time in fairness. I have never heard anyone defending a feminist as being clear spoken and not afraid to speak her mind.

maybe he is being satirical but from a brief look at some of the comments there are a lot of people taking him seriously. Where did these people vent all their hatred before the internet? He actually has a book out? More fool Dr. Phil for giving him airtime.

Depressing:mad:

starbelgrade

He looks like a member of The Village People.

Dr. Zeus

starbelgrade wrote: »

He looks like a member of The Village People.

Obviously he was the only gay in his village. Might explain his issues:D

scientific1982

K-9 wrote: »

But it's in men's genes!

Spreading our seed and all that!

Its in womens genes too.

K-9

scientific1982 wrote: »

Its in womens genes too.

Indeed.

I wasn't being 100% serious there!

skyhighflyer

Treadmill.

That is all.

Absurdum

greenmachine88 wrote: »

I love how people are trying to claim he's gay in order to villify him, cheap tactics, he comes across well, clear spoken and not afraid to speak his mind.

using homophobia to counter sexism is retarded innit

admiralofthefleet

sid the sexist from viz is better

Distorted

To be fair on the guy, if he comes from mid Western trailer trash and hasn't done much with his life, he's probably not far from the truth with a lot of his comments. But he maybe needs to do a little bit of introspection.

Terry

For a long time I was quite poor.
During that time three women told me that they would like to be with me, but couldn't go out with someone who doesn't have a job.

Money grabbing whores?
Nah. They're just looking out for their future.
I wouldn't go out with a chick who is unemployed.

OutlawPete

Terry wrote: »

I wouldn't go out with a chick who is unemployed.

Really Terry?

I have gone out with the odd girl who unemployed.

More free time, means more fun time

greenmachine88

Dr. Zeus wrote: »

greenmachine88 wrote: »

I love how people are trying to claim he's gay in order to villify him, cheap tactics, he comes across well, clear spoken and not afraid to speak his mind.

QUOTE]

If a woman said what this dude is saying about men there would be uproar esp in AH. She would be called a femanazi. lesbian, man hating ugly bitch, so I think he is getting a relatively easy time in fairness. I have never heard anyone defending a feminist as being clear spoken and not afraid to speak her mind.

maybe he is being satirical but from a brief look at some of the comments there are a lot of people taking him seriously. Where did these people vent all their hatred before the internet? He actually has a book out? More fool Dr. Phil for giving him airtime.

Depressing:mad:

Only differnce is when a guy does it it's hilarious and TRUE, when a women does it's sad and pathetic ie what have women (practically speaking) contributed to civilization throughout the century? Like Dick Masterson said a brick is there because a MAN put it there.

stovelid

Not a patch on Sid the Sexist tbh.

Scarinae

greenmachine88 wrote: »

Like Dick Masterson said a brick is there because a MAN put it there.

You could just as easily say a person is there because a WOMAN gave birth to them