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What do insects think?

  • 21-10-2010 8:20am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,941 ✭✭✭


    Do they just think like plants?

    Or cows perhaps?

    Do they just rely on instinct and respond to stimuli, or is there thought behind what they do?

    Questions eminating from a late night 12% Kingfisher drinking session.
    :D


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Slow day at the office?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    They think "Please, not the magnifying glass" then they think, "Ahhhhhh, I'm on fire" then they think "...." they are dead.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,305 ✭✭✭DOC09UNAM


    Ants are probably more organised than you


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    DOC09UNAM wrote: »
    Ants are probably more organised than you

    True, but they don't have a magnifying glass....or the power to think for themselves.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 709 ✭✭✭ClutchIt


    I'm not sure, I haven't been chatting to any lately. They're usually demons for the sauce tho


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,778 ✭✭✭Pauleta


    They just rely on instinct and survival of themselves or the colony


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    What's that big shadow overhead?? Oh no, its a foot:(. SPLAT!!! Mwa ha ha ha....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk




    Ants death spiral, when they get separated from their colony. They will go in a circle like this til they die of exhaustion..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,466 ✭✭✭Snakeblood


    AUGH


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,602 ✭✭✭Funkfield


    You can find out how insects think here..................


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    They are prob thinking what's the hot topic of conversation on AH at the mo!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,811 ✭✭✭Gone Drinking


    Head into the dail and ask them


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    DOC09UNAM wrote: »
    Ants are probably more organised than you
    It's not really fair to compare one person to an entire species, species against species we're far more organised as proved by our missions into space, huge tunnels and aerospace industry.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    Maybe they think "What do humans think?"...


  • Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I don't know, but I do know what the last thing that goes through a flys mind after it hits a car windscreen is:-
    it's arse


  • Moderators Posts: 51,917 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    Probably, "Eww, those humans are inside out."

    If you can read this, you're too close!



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    Sykk wrote: »
    They will go in a circle like this til they die of exhaustion..

    It's an ant version of an AH thread about religion.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,807 ✭✭✭Poly


    They think your'e a dick


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,137 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    'Get your ****ing feet away from me you massive ******ds'


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    pclancy wrote: »
    What do Insects think?
    World domination and food!

    (The same as me!) :cool:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    squeek squeek click squeek.


    /edit:
    or "Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" in some cases.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,807 ✭✭✭Poly


    They think about flying around light bulbs for hours


  • Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Poly wrote: »
    They think about flying around light bulbs for hours

    "Why is the sun so close" :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,351 ✭✭✭Orando Broom


    pclancy wrote: »
    Do they just think like plants?

    Or cows perhaps?

    Do they just rely on instinct and respond to stimuli, or is there thought behind what they do?

    Questions eminating from a late night 12% Kingfisher drinking session.
    :D

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 264 ✭✭TheManWho


    Karl Pilkington? Is that you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    We're supposed to travel toward a light when we die, those exhausted feckers have been travelling around a light since they were born.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    pclancy wrote: »

    Or cows perhaps?

    mooo?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 363 ✭✭Rockn


    "mmmmm this is some gooooood shít"


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