This guy knows how to sell a bike!

pajero12 · 17-10-2010 12:25pm #1

As in the title

http://www.donedeal.ie/for-sale/motorbikes/1636298

cantdecide · 17-10-2010 12:34pm

Spoilsport. Depriving an unsuspecting bargain hunter of those wonderful revelations.

Must say, I like the 'never seen rain' bit.

ak51535 · 17-10-2010 2:27pm

haha thanks OP that was brilliant!

LookBehindYou · 18-10-2010 12:14pm

His wife is making him sell his pride and joy.

pajero12 · 18-10-2010 4:12pm

You rang it??Did you ask for Seymour?:D Actually a genius way of holding onto the bike!

P.C. · 18-10-2010 5:42pm

LookBehindYou wrote: »

His wife is making him sell his pride and joy.

Sorry Honey, no one seems to want to buy my bike.
I did try and sell it, honestly! :rolleyes:

Da Bounca · 18-10-2010 5:46pm

Ad is gone

pajero12 · 18-10-2010 6:23pm

This Probably isn't allowed but i had the ad open in a tab

2003 Yamaha R1 for sale. Complete and utter turd of a bike. Used to ride beautifuly but sadly reduced to a toilet on two wheels through lack of servicing and general careless behaviour. Never seen rain because it does'nt have eyes but it's an Irish bike so has been rode in all sorts of weather. Ex-up valve shot, tyres look like they've been scrubbed in with the drill that freed those miners from Chile, chain and sprockets should belong on a bicycle instead of a superbike but besides that she's A1.
To be honest i would'nt let Brian Cowen give Bertie a pillion on this thing it's that dangerous and i hate those guy's with a vengence. If you can ignore all these slight problems you can have yourself a half decent superbike for little or no money that will give you hours of endless fun until you realise the subframe was cracked all along due to various stunts from a man weighing 22 stone. First to see will buy.
Price: €1,500
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