Strip Club pays $650,000 for Ireland's Eye!

OutlawPete

Well, kind of ..

Lap Dance Injury Settlement - Michael Ireland Gets $650K for Eye Injury
A man from South Florida got an eyeful of more than he was paying to see during a lap dance in 2008. Michael Ireland actually suffered a serious injury during the lap dance he purchased.

Lap Dance Injury Causes Permanent Injury
At the Cheetah Club Ireland was actually poked in the eye by a stripper’s stiletto heel. The stripper’s name was “Suki,” and her heal actually caused a lot of damage! According to an MSNBC report, the spiked shoe punctured his eye socket breaking bones around his eye and nose.
Ireland will suffer life-long double vision as a result of the lap dance injury. The strip club ended up settling out of court rather than going on to a trial with the injury lawsuit. The Cheetah Club was afraid that they would end up paying more damages in a trial.

$650,000 Lap Dance Injury Settlement Pleases Plaintiff
Ireland and his lawyers seem happy with the settlement. Ireland’s attorney Lake Lytal said, "When this case was first filed, many people criticized it simply because it occurred at a strip club. But we feel the $650,000 settlement goes to show that this was a serious case with serious injuries."

Ouch! This injury sounds like way more than an eyeful for Ireland. It is totally unfortunate. In the future, strip clubs may want to have their customers sign waivers to help avoid these types of liabilities. Perhaps the stripper shoe is too dangerous. Maybe they should wear flats instead. What do you think?

Source

See, it's true .. perving does make you go blind!

Biggins

At least you might go blind with something nice as a last sight!

ballsymchugh

Biggins wrote: »

At least you might go blind with something nice as a last sight!

a stiletto heel??:eek:

rossie1977

misleading thread title is misleading

Biggins

ballsymchugh wrote: »

a stiletto heel??:eek:

You never know what some people are into.

alwaysadub

Fcuking hell that had to hurt!

How'd she manage to poke him in the eye in the 1st place

Biggins

alwaysadub wrote: »

Fcuking hell that had to hurt!

How'd she manage to poke him in the eye in the 1st place

The Kama Sutra is a great book for positions.

OutlawPete

Biggins wrote: »

At least you might go blind with something nice as a last sight!

Plus having $650,000 to spend afterwards.

Think I'd sell an eye for that much tbh.

Maybe not my own, but I'd still sell you one.

Jesus Wept

That's brutal.
Can he get store credit?

Pookah

Lifelong double vision, huh?

Four tits for the price of two, on his next visit to a strip club.