The Prince of Burma appreciation thread

ste2010

Oscars Well. wrote: »

We used the Racing Post badges to get into the Club Enclosure last year, they worked every time bar one when a steward told us they don't grant entry. Most of the stewards dont really care if you show them some form of badge, so if you can get your hands on one it's definitely worth a try. Another method we used was getting Club badges from 2010 (same colour as 2012) and just showing them while covering the year with our finger This worked every time. The colours of the badges alternate every 2 years, so 2013 will be the same colour as 2011/2015. Or even if theres 3 of yous, two buy a club badge, both go in, one takes off the badge, gives it to the other. Walk out of the enclosure give the second badge to the remaining friend, then them two walk into the enclosure, voila all three of you are in the enclosure

This is the gig alright! my mate did something like this last year. just turned the tatts badge white face out and walked with a crowd...too busy to stop anyone..plus if your a reasonable looking chap they prob don't even check

Oscars Well.

ste2010 wrote: »

This is the gig alright! my mate did something like this last year. just turned the tatts badge white face out and walked with a crowd...too busy to stop anyone..plus if your a reasonable looking chap they prob don't even check

Saves £120 over the four days, well worth it!

ft9

I'm starting to get the Christmas racing buzz already. This is the earliest yet.

Slattsy

ft9 wrote: »

I'm starting to get the Christmas racing buzz already. This is the earliest yet.

Bah humbug.

ste2010

ft9 wrote: »

I'm starting to get the Christmas racing buzz already. This is the earliest yet.

What you need is a nice large antepost bet on cue card

UrbanSea

What I need is to start my essay due thursday morning.

ft9

What I need is a blowjob.

UrbanSea

What I need is to win the Euromillions and indirectly models and coke on a yacht in Florida.

Slattsy

The tone of this thread has gone downhill !!

ft9

Slattsy wrote: »

The tone of this thread has gone downhill !!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSHaCzb3yYk

Slattsy

Apology accepted.

UrbanSea

Booking a trip to Prague tomorrow $$$$$$$$

Slattsy

Great city.

Hookers, strip clubs, cheap booze and most importantly... the hot dogs are savage !!

hucklebuck

ft9 wrote: »

What I need is a blowjob.

Is your hoover broken again?

UrbanSea

Slattsy wrote: »

Great city.

Hookers, strip clubs, cheap booze and most importantly... the hot dogs are savage !!

Aw get in. How much are the pints? 8 quid in Paris still hurts

hucklebuck

UrbanSea wrote: »

Booking a trip to Prague tomorrow $$$$$$$$

Great city, watch out for pick pocket gypsies who masquerade as hookers.

One thing I will say is the women are very approachable so don't be afraid to go chatting them up.

On my stag one of my mates was chatting up a girl and she asked to meet me so he brought her over and she asked me if I fancied going back to her for the best sex of my life, I told her I get that off home and she spent 5 minutes trying to convince me :eek:

hucklebuck

UrbanSea wrote: »

Aw get in. How much are the pints? 8 quid in Paris still hurts

About €3, it's not as cheap as it was. Stay off the main tourist tracks and it's cheaper, not too far as a lot of them don't speaka de english.

If you are going in summer you are in for a treat, it's wall to wall clunge.

UrbanSea

It's cute how you didn't want to cheat on your soon to be husband

ste2010

UrbanSea wrote: »

Booking a trip to Prague tomorrow $$$$$$$$

I went out with a girl from Prague...it was the craziest sex experience ever...I was brought to a spa in a hotel and felt like I was on the set of a porn movie in a stone jacuzzi..she also wanted to me to go to brothel with her so she could learn how to please me with a professional and learn from her...that was quiet scary as she was serious ... All in all it quiet a pleasurable experience...very simply avoid tourist traps And google "where to pick up local women in Prague" that ll tell you...now that I remember the first knight I arrived there with my mate from Oktoberfest at about1am on a weds. We went into a bar and within 1 min there was a girl sitting on my mates lap trying to kiss his neck...we were scared as you would be sober after 5 days on the beer..but transpired she was actually normal just drunk...we kept checking our pockets in case she was trying to pick pocket us...my mate told her to relax and she stormed off saying we could have ****ed the life out of her that night (her words) and its our loss!!

Slattsy

UrbanSea wrote: »

Aw get in. How much are the pints? 8 quid in Paris still hurts

9 quid in Copenhagen last weekend is still killing me :mad:

Some boozers you'll get the home brew (nice and strong) for about 2 quid.
Irish bars i found to be ****e over there and more expensive too. But i was over last november so it probably wasnt as much craic as the summer months.

UrbanSea

DING DING HELLO NEW HOME.


Hopefully isn't like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d5_lrn9v-g

hucklebuck

UrbanSea wrote: »

It's cute how you didn't want to cheat on your soon to be husband

It was easy as she was a smoking hot woman, if she wad an average looking man I would have smashed it

hucklebuck

ste2010 wrote: »

she also wanted to me to go to brothel with her

You mean work? :P

ste2010

hucklebuck wrote: »

You mean work? :P

I though you'd think that believe it or not she was a CFO of a company!

Slattsy

ste2010 wrote: »

I though you'd think that believe it or not she was a CFO of a company!

What was the name of the brothel? I mean company.

ste2010

Slattsy wrote: »

What was the name of the brothel? I mean company.

Rampanthammerrabbits.com

UrbanSea

Off the top of yer heads: What's the most amount of races ever ran at a single meeting in a day?

ft9

16

UrbanSea

Where and when?

ft9

I have no idea, I thought you knew the answer and were asking us the question?

I'll chance Tramore, new years day 1996.