Male Co-workers toilet breaks

allanb49

For the past week a guy i work with has gone to the toilet numerous times

Since 8am this morning he has gone 5 times.
Every twenty minutes on the dot he goes for 5 mins and comes back.

So wise patrons of AH what do you think is wrong with him.

GavRedKing

Morning horn

Mr. CooL ICE

He needs to pee a lot?

CountingCrows

allanb49 wrote: »

he has gone 5 times every twenty minutes.

so that's about every 4 minutes! :eek:

listermint

He has the Poopy squeeks..........

TT09

Dose of the scours?

cruizer101

allanb49 wrote: »

5 times every twenty minutes.

At that rate he must be just walking back and forth to it non stop.

orourkeda

He's avoiding work

rainbowdrop

Every 20 minutes? Sounds like he's sniffing cocaine to me........

super_furry

Friday morning? Probably hanging from last night or riddled with a dose of the squits.

Sykk

Whats wrong with you for noticing? Worry about your own work.. Weirdo!

CountingCrows

OCD?

blaze1

allanb49 wrote: »

For the past week a guy i work with has gone to the toilet numerous times

Since 8am this morning he has gone 5 times.
Every twenty minutes on the dot he goes for 5 mins and comes back.

So wise patrons of AH what do you think is wrong with him.

he doesnt want you to do any work so keeps you on you toes watching him!:P

Snakeblood

allanb49 wrote: »

For the past week a guy i work with has gone to the toilet numerous times

Since 8am this morning he has gone 5 times.
Every twenty minutes on the dot he goes for 5 mins and comes back.

So wise patrons of AH what do you think is wrong with him.

Enlarged Prostate.

Archeron

Maybe he has a HUGE willy and has to keep going away to admire it.

I'm sure if he saved time and admired it at his desk, people would just give out about that instead.

saywhatyousee

probaly snorting a line or making a joint or something

NothingMan

He's planning a very elaborate prank on you. Be careful.

sean corcoran

chain smoker/busy drug dealer

kfallon

Maybe he's the actual toilet attendant/cleaner in your office but they gave him a desk so he doesn't feel left out

neilthefunkeone

The stink of you.. he has to keep going out for air...

Loughc

Bladder infection. Simples.

baltimore sun

he's either addicted to coke
or else he's got one of those sti's that makes you pee, 2nd one is more likely....

or could just be a kidney infection.......ask him, just ask, is he sick or something non-confrontational like that

punchdrunk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69MpLiYhsXw

here's your answer!

you see it's all fun and games on the way in...

faceman

He goes to have a little cry. Having to be in work for 8am would make me cry too

phill106

What are you wearing today? Fappable? Bet that is it.

Ruu_Old

He was hired as the janitor as well.

padma

He could have a family emergency and needs to make lots of calls.
He could of had an argument with the missus and is trying to win his way back in.

NOGMaxpower

why are you concerned with this habbits shouldn't you be working?

Loughc

NOGMaxpower wrote: »

why are you concerned with this habbits shouldn't you be working?

Shouldn't we all!!

CountingCrows

padma wrote: »

He could of had an argument with the missus and is trying to win his way back in.

Ringing the missus from the jacks, that'll winner back!

Sanjuro

He's Superman. There's a lot of trouble in the world these days.

Loughc

Sanjuro wrote: »

He's Superman. There's a lot of trouble in the world these days.

Most possible reason so far....

CountingCrows

Maybe he dropped something in the loo and is back franticly searching, is his hair wet?

CreepingDeath

He could be a polite nose picker.

Or have some irritable bowel syndrome / weak bladder type of condition.
Do they drink a lot of water/coffee ?
They could be diabetic, I believe that makes you pee a lot.

Hasmunch

Thursday night feed of Guinness i'd say

fakearms123

Sounds to me like he's hungover and has a dose of the triple threat! Piss, sick and sh*ts! He rushes to the toilets not knowing which threat is going to strike till it hits the bowl, hell even two can attack a man in his position at the same time, ever hear of getting sick out of both ends!

CountingCrows

fakearms123 wrote: »

Sounds to me like he's hungover and has a dose of the triple threat! Piss, sick and sh*ts! He rushes to the toilets not knowing which threat is going to strike till it hits the bowl, hell even two can attack a man in his position at the same time, ever hear of getting sick out of both ends!

What a vivid picture you paint!

changes

Yeah it could be anything.

People with enlarged prostates sometims cant empty their bladder at the same time as they do a number 2 so they have to go back shortly after.

Caffeine can make you need to pee very often

Some people have sensitive bladders so any liquid in there at all bothers them until they empty it

Could have IBS

Could feel sick and thinks he's going to vomit.


If i was your boss i'd be finding you more work to do by the way

Max Hunter

allanb49 wrote: »

For the past week a guy i work with has gone to the toilet numerous times

Since 8am this morning he has gone 5 times.
Every twenty minutes on the dot he goes for 5 mins and comes back.

So wise patrons of AH what do you think is wrong with him.

Stop watching me!!!!!!

At least I'm not picking my face all day like you.

Get the tea's in it's yout turn!!

phill106

Bathroom room breaks are sacred. They should not be commented on.

Min

He is very regular!!!

sbsquarepants

allanb49 wrote: »

For the past week a guy i work with has gone to the toilet numerous times

Since 8am this morning he has gone 5 times.
Every twenty minutes on the dot he goes for 5 mins and comes back.

So wise patrons of AH what do you think is wrong with him.

He's doing coke? Unlikely though, even the most fiendish of fiends, would find it hard to do a line or two every 20 minutes for a week!

Much more likely he's getting the creeps because the weirdo he works with is watching his every move! He thinks you either want to ride him or kill him.
In fact so do I! Which one is it?

ceadaoin.

allanb49 wrote: »

For the past week a guy i work with has gone to the toilet numerous times

Since 8am this morning he has gone 5 times.
Every twenty minutes on the dot he goes for 5 mins and comes back.

So wise patrons of AH what do you think is wrong with him.

I can't believe you're keeping track of your colleagues toilet habits. A tad strange tbh. Maybe you should just follow him in next time and get to the bottom of it once and for all seeing as you've been interested enough to monitor it all week :rolleyes:

Partizan

sounds like a classic case of a dose of the trots

phunkymonk

meeting another male colleague i would say!follow him the next time or else mind your own business...u stalker!

_feedback_

ceadaoin. wrote: »

follow him in next time and get to the bottom of it once and for all :rolleyes:

*snigger*

There's only one poster here that can give you a diagnosis, and I'm sure he'll be along soon enough with a predictable, unfunny take on the matter.

General Zod

he's out turning trap number 3 into a Jackson Pollock after a dodgy curry last night. He's working on the doors walls and floor also, making it an "installation".

After Lunch he's going to do the famed "whirlybird" to do the ceiling.

W.Shakes-Beer

Sounds like a definate case of the scuts.

If it saves him from loading his pants in the office I dont see anything wrong.

mack81

the batteries on his vibrator probably only last 5 minutes at a time and he has to charge them for 15 to get full power. And he probably cant use it at home because of the missus so he gets all the use out of it at work.

Or he could be thirsty and is drinking the water from the toilet.

mikerowsopht

He is carrying out some work on the toilet.

Basically he is pebble dashing it

CrazyRabbit

Well ever since the prostitutes starting hanging around our gents toilets, they've been getting a lot more use...the toilets I mean.

Perhaps it's the same?