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Met Gary Kasparov...

  • 09-10-2010 9:06pm
    #1
    Kent Brockman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,282 ✭✭✭


    Met Gary Kasparov...we went out to lunch. The tablecloth was black and white check squares.












    Took him half an hour to pass me the salt!


Comments

  • #2
    BrokenArrows
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,501 ✭✭✭BrokenArrows


    I had to lookup who Gary Kasparov was.


  • #3
    Superbus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    Checkmate, good sir.


  • #4
    Kristopherus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,907 ✭✭✭✭Kristopherus


    I thought he was dead:eek:


  • #5
    JohnathanM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 410 ✭✭JohnathanM


    Kristopherus wrote: »
    I thought he was dead:eek:

    No, just beaten by a calculator.


  • #6
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Kristopherus wrote: »
    I thought he was dead:eek:

    So did i, but the OP made me laugh..... :D


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  • #7
    Superbus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    Punchline shouldn't have an exclamation mark. Needs to be more downbeat.


  • #8
    Scuid Mhór
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,326 ✭✭✭Scuid Mhór


    thanks for the news, kent.


  • #9
    Scuid Mhór
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,326 ✭✭✭Scuid Mhór


    Superbus wrote: »
    Punchline shouldn't have an exclamation mark. Needs to be more downbeat.

    superbus: humour authority


  • #10
    Superbus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    Scuid Mhór wrote: »
    superbus: humour authority

    I have a badge and everything.


  • #11
    DerekDGoldfish
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,122 ✭✭✭DerekDGoldfish


    What did he have for lunch? Pawns?


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  • #12
    strobe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    Kent Brockman wrote: »
    Met Gary Kasparov...we went out to lunch. The tablecloth was black and white check squares.












    Took him half an hour to pass me the salt!
    IBM wrote:
    Stolen for use when I am next having dinner with crocodiles and kitty cats wearing tuxedos.

    .


  • #13
    Jarren
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,692 ✭✭✭Jarren


    http://files.walerian.info/file/Funny/Animals/check-mate.jpg


  • #14
    Kent Brockman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,282 ✭✭✭Kent Brockman


    Superbus wrote: »
    Punchline shouldn't have an exclamation mark. Needs to be more downbeat.

    Didnt know how to do that drum thingy (ba-dum...chish)


  • #15
    wonton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,214 ✭✭✭wonton


    so i went into extra vision the other day and asked "could i take out batman forever", and the guy said "no, you have to bring it back".


  • #16
    michael999999
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,771 ✭✭✭michael999999


    i went into the library to ask if they had a book about suicide,the librarian told me to "f**k off,you wont bring it back!".


  • #17
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    You sunk my battleship.


  • #18
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    I was passing a rather large graveyard in a taxi the last night when the taxi driver asked me how many people I thought was dead in that graveyard.
    I guessed about 300

    He said "You're wrong, they're all dead"


  • #19
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Henry Gorgeous Toaster wrote: »
    I was passing a rather large graveyard in a taxi the last night when the taxi driver asked me how many people I thought was dead in that graveyard.
    I guessed about 300

    He said "You're wrong, they're all dead"

    He deserved to join them for that joke


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