What is your very earliest memory?

CorkMan

Mine was when I was 2 and a half years old. My Dad was putting up a new bulb but when he was putting in the new one I climbed onto the sofa, onto the arm rest and turned on the switch

My Mam laughed real hard and my Dad naturally complained a small bit, he did get a small shock like. A few other ones from the same time but that is the most coherent.

DingosAteMyBaby

Mine is crashing my tricycle, falling off and splitting my head open. I was rushed to hospital and got ice-cream after. Hardcore.

paky

my earliest memory is eating dirty chewing gum off the ground at the front of my house

Black Swan

Around 4 stuck a fork into an electric socket and got a charge out of life! Now you know why I glow in the dark.

Archeron

My mum bought a tub of lollipops for an early birthday, and I stuck two of them to my head like horns. I had to have them cut out with a scissors which left two cool baldy patches.

FlutterinBantam

Packing a towelling nappy with a rich fizz of ultra-ripe buttery shite after being fed a 'blown' can of Milupa.

The nappy had to be sluiced in Milton extra for a few hours to shift the clag.:mad:

Twee.

Getting my Smoby play kitchen for Christmas when I was three. Pretty sure I ran around in circles squealing.

paddydriver

paky wrote: »

my earliest memory is eating dirty chewing gum off the ground at the front of my house

Ha Ha... did a bit of that myself. Do you remember how the flavour had returned after it had been stuck to the ground a while:D

rainbowdrop

Not my earliest memory, but I remember that this thread was only done recently.....

Latchy

On hearing the mr whippy jingle running out to get one ....in my jeyes fluid

SeaFields

Going to visit my new brother in the hospital. The remarkable thing about it is that the thing with the most clarity is having a tennis ball in my hand. I was 2 and a bit.

Riddle101

Earliest memory? My mothers womb, the day she kicked me out into the real world

Seriously though, i reckon going to Florida when I was 5 years old, and getting suntan lotion in my eyes and the cream stinging my eyes the whole day. It ruined Disney World for me:(

Agricola

Taking it in hand, squeezing it, pumping it, then watching with delight as it squirted its load all over the garden...


I really loved my first Super Soaker!

Risteard

Was in Pontins when I was three. I was in a canoe with my dad and they were handing him the oar and I was reaching up to get it myself and water dripped onto my face.

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5 am

Saila

having a hernia opperation when I was about 1 or so

chordtype

Smashing a car headlight with a hammer aged 3. ****ing rebel of a child was I.

DerekDGoldfish

A couple of seconds ago

anndub

Using the dressing table at the end of my cot to step up high enough to swing the leg over and get out, followed by my parents paniced faces when they came out to the hall to see me teetering at the top of the stairs. I was 18 months