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Breaking News! Ice cream man found dead.

  • 09-10-2010 4:27pm
    #1
    Jumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭


    He was found covered in hundreds and thousands, mini marshmallows and had a flake stuck in his ear.
























    Police believe he may have topped himself.


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  • #2
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    sounds like a bit of a screwball


  • #3
    Jumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    Maybe I should have mentioned Israel.


  • #4
    JONJO THE MISER
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    Oh no its the ice cream wars part 2:eek:


  • #5
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    I scream , you scream we all scream .


  • #6
    RayM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    His wife raised the alarm when she noticed he'd been a wafer a long time...


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  • #7
    Jumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    RayM wrote: »
    His wife raised the alarm when she noticed he'd been a wafer a long time...

    win.


  • #8
    marzic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 784 ✭✭✭marzic


    police have coned off the area.


  • #9
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,201 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    He was 99.


  • #10
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    They found the weapon, it was a Magnum.


  • #11
    Seaneh
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    It would send a chill down the spine.


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  • #12
    _feedback_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,274 ✭✭✭_feedback_


    Jumpy wrote: »
    He was found covered in hundreds and thousands, mini marshmallows and had a flake stuck in his ear.
























    Police believe he may have topped himself.

    This info sounds like it is coming from a flake tbh.


  • #13
    michael999999
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,771 ✭✭✭michael999999


    they will have to call in the cold case team!


  • #14
    Vanbis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,724 ✭✭✭Vanbis


    RayM wrote: »
    His wife raised the alarm when she noticed he'd been a wafer a long time...

    False alarm, he was Flaked out.


  • #15
    Jumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    *sniffs and wipes away tear*

    I sometimes forget true genius until I visit the internet.


  • #16
    digme
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,584 ✭✭✭digme


    lol


  • #17
    _feedback_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,274 ✭✭✭_feedback_


    digme wrote: »
    ice lolly

    FYP


  • #18
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,532 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    What a scoop!


  • #19
    longshanks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    icy dead people


  • #20
    Elevator
    Closed Accounts Posts: 844 ✭✭✭Elevator


    mind that child


  • #21
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    RIP Mr. Whippy


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  • #22
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    I hate when people used threads like this to make glib humourous comments. Ice cream is no laughing matter! :mad:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_Ice_Cream_Wars


  • #23
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    bonerm wrote: »
    I hate when people used threads like this to make glib humourous comments. Ice cream is no laughing matter! :mad:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_Ice_Cream_Wars
    Specially when you eat it to quick then have to bend head down after it gives you a quick migrane :mad:


  • #24
    Pookah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 544 ✭✭✭Pookah


    Any truth in the rumour he had also been whipped?


  • #25
    chordtype
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,242 ✭✭✭chordtype


    R.I.P. Anybody have any info on the funeral? If it's Sundae then I might pop down.


  • #26
    Pookah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 544 ✭✭✭Pookah


    It's suspected he may have killed himself for financial reasons.

    His assets had just been frozen.


  • #27
    **Timbuk2**
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 7,396 Mod ✭✭✭✭**Timbuk2**


    I can't believe there's people out there that don't find puns funny! They are hilarious!


  • #28
    michael999999
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,771 ✭✭✭michael999999


    i just heard he was a fan of chryogenics!


  • #29
    LowOdour
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,628 ✭✭✭LowOdour


    hope he had a big feast before he went loop the loop!


  • #30
    Pookah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 544 ✭✭✭Pookah


    State pathologist, Dr. Marie Cassidy was reported to have been amazed on catching sight of his wibbly wobbly wonder.


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  • #31
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    How Many will attend his funeral?
    Hundreds and Thousands...


  • #32
    Sofaspud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    Such a tragedy, especially soon after his brother died in similar mysterious circumstances, when he was drowned in a bowl of muesli.




    Police say he was pulled in by a strong currant.


  • #33
    Jumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    While we are on the subject of b'dum tish jokes...

    I went to an energetic seafood nightclub there last night... pulled a mussel.


  • #34
    kumate_champ07
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    must be terrible for his young kids, heard he was a cool pop


  • #35
    goat2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,939 ✭✭✭goat2


    should do a whip-py round then


  • #36
    take everything
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,810 ✭✭✭take everything


    A ripple of fear has been sent through the community.


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  • #37
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Meanwhile, a man was attacked by a horse.





















    But remains in a stable condition.


  • #38
    dubtom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,084 ✭✭✭dubtom


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    Meanwhile, a man was attacked by a horse.

    But remains in a stable condition.

    I demand a no thanks button.


  • #39
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    The family is trying to collect his pension but the assets were frozen


  • #40
    _feedback_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,274 ✭✭✭_feedback_


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    Meanwhile, a man was attacked by a horse.





















    But remains in a stable condition.

    When the ice-cream jokes run out, let out the wild horses!


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