What CRAZY S**T would you do if you won the EURO MILLIONS?

BrokenArrows

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Euromillions is about 125million tonight. What insane, waste of money, madness would you waste the money on.

I dont want to hear any buy a house, invest sort of crap. I talking buy a small country and fill it with ball bit balls and jump out of a plane, parachute down to the country, cut the cord and plumet into the country sized ball pit.

fonecrusher1

Pay 40 or 50 people to clap & cheer at me as i breakdance on the street till the money runs out.

or

Set up a breakdancing school exclusively for overweight people.

El Weirdo

This.

cynder

i would deposit it into my aib bank account.

zero19

Bail out the banks...Very sensible

zero19

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Set up a breakdancing school exclusively for overweight people.

I'd pay to see that

Sanjuro

I'd rent a hall and pay Bertie Aherne to stay in it. Then I would invite anyone who wanted to come along and roshambo him for free. The sniveling little prick is such a whore for cash, he'd probably be up for it.

KeithM89_old

Id build a house with trampoline floors

BrokenArrows

KeithM89 wrote: »

Id build a house with trampoline floors

interesting. how about trampoline floors, walls and ceilings?

fonecrusher1

KeithM89 wrote: »

Id build a house with trampoline floors

No pool tables then?:(

zero19

BrokenArrows wrote: »

interesting. how about trampoline floors, walls and ceilings?

Velcro ceilings and walls could be interesting

loike

buy shares in angl...........oh

kowloon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A939QRRSNV4

KeithM89_old

BrokenArrows wrote: »

interesting. how about trampoline floors, walls and ceilings?

The walls and ceiling would be like made of fur

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

No pool tables then?:(

There would be in one of my other houses

BrokenArrows

zero19 wrote: »

Velcro ceilings and walls could be interesting

then you would need the negative side of the Velcro suit. who would create such a suit.

I suppose you would have to create a company to manufacture one. Better churn out a few thousand suits just to be on the safe side.

The Floyd p

I would buy 40,000 Pillows and live in a pillow fort.
Oh and pay a man to spit in my face while I wear a welders mask

BrokenArrows

The Floyd p wrote: »

Oh and pay a man to spit in my face while I wear a welders mask

Slightly weird but i suppose you're a multi millionaire so you're allowed your little quirks.

Novella

I'd walk into Bank of Ireland and say, "Hello, you know that two hundred euro overdraft on my account that you won't fuck off bothering me about? Well, I'd like to clear it. Yes, sorry, this five hundred euro note is the smallest I have but hey, keep the change. I'm going to deposit my other one hundred and twenty something million in Ulster Bank."

Rented Mule

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opti76

id make investment bankers fight one another in the o2 for the chance to invest 10 million of ot

El Weirdo

BrokenArrows wrote: »

Slightly weird but i suppose your a multi millionaire so your allowed your little quirks.

Third time's the charm.:p

sky88

head to vegas for hookers and cocane :pac:

gerrycollins

i'd set myself up as the irish Hugh Hefner and have my playboy mansion and pay for loads of plastic surgery for my 6 gf's

Cavehill Red

I'd either take Cliftonville into the Champions League or else buy all the public roads in the North from the UK and charge the Orange Order a trillion quid if they wanted to walk down any of them.

BrokenArrows

El Weirdo wrote: »

Third time's the charm.:p

fixed

ROCKMAN

To be paid in 1c 's and have Bertie and co count it ,

galwayrush

Pay Rush and Porcupine Tree to play in my garden.

Grimreaper666

Novella wrote: »

I'd walk into Bank of Ireland and say, "Hello, you know that two hundred euro overdraft on my account that you won't fuck off bothering me about? Well, I'd like to clear it. Yes, sorry, this five hundred euro note is the smallest I have but hey, keep the change. I'm going to deposit my other one hundred and twenty something million in Ulster Bank."

Keep the change? I wouldn't give the f*ckers a cent!!!

myflipflops

Get Josef Fritzel released.

Hire Jewdward on a permanent basis for 6 months.

Start reality TV show based on the above.

up for anything

I'm not sure what I'd spend it on but I do know how crap I am with money so I'd be looking for a loan from one of you by the next day.

Novella

Grimreaper666 wrote: »

Keep the change? I wouldn't give the f*ckers a cent!!!

Pfft, three hundred euro, small change! :pac:

Blitzkrieger

I'd pump millions into research into growing replacement organs. Specifically livers....

myflipflops wrote: »

Get Josef Fritzel released.

Hire Jewdward on a permanent basis for 6 months.

I like your thinking, but if you're going to lock Jedward in a basement with Josef Fritzel, why leave them out after six months?

Hellrazer

Id buy the company I work for and then slash all of the bosses wages by 30-40%--see how they like it!!

El Siglo

Give it away. Nothing crazier than that.

Scuid Mhór

i'd probably give a lot of it to charity but keep enough for myself to keep doors open.

orourkeda

Hire a high class hooker to suck me off then make her puke on my stones.

orourkeda

Hellrazer wrote: »

Id buy the company I work for and then slash all of the bosses wages by 30-40%--see how they like it!!

http://ilearn.amorphous.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/youre-fired3.jpg

billymitchell

I'd spend it all on fizzy cola bottles and white mice

Calibos

2 Week holiday on the International Space Station courtesy of those kind Russian Gentlemen who sell seats on their Soyuz capsules for 20 million.

In 15 years time when The Space Tourism companies have their Orbital spacecraft and Orbital hotels up and running and the cost is down to the 4 or 5 millions as opposed to the suborbital 2 minute weightless hops they are starting shortly, well then I'll be heading into space again but this time with some mates and my brothers.

I'd be down to my last 90 million after that extravagence though.

Agricola

Punch my boss in the face then drop 1000 euro on his desk.

"Hey pal, take 2 weeks off on me. That should cover your wages. Have a nice life dick-wad!"

:cool:

amacachi

El Siglo wrote: »

Give it away. Nothing crazier than that.

Same here. Also if I didn't give most of it away I'd most likely be dead within a month.