Miss world

Healio

just been watching miss world 2004, and saw the irish girl on the beach, im so embarrased for her her legs arms and chest area were all different shades of fake tan it was hilarious. but never the less get out and vote for us, we can get her to between us all!! http://missworldvote.streamos.com/voteform.php
i think she is number 510.

Tommy Vercetti

oh my god France woman has a rather nice chest area

Tommy Vercetti

Random quotes:

"I like to watch cartoons" - Miss Slovenia (wow)

"I would describe myself as curious" - Miss Tanzania (me too baby...)

"I want to help needy children in Hungary" - Miss Hungary (hungry Hungarians behold!)

"I want to help people who have a problem with alcohol" - Miss Poland (booo!)

They all have lovely bottoms by the way, except Miss Wales who has cellulite.

Lafortezza

Miss Australia has a massive gob.
Miss Russia is fantastic!
Miss Scotland isn't bad either.

Sarky

You can't vote without also telling them whether you think Miss World, in your opinion, empowers women.

I'm not sure why, but I found that bit quite amusing.

impr0v

Ms Argentina plz.

Mossy Monk

when will this be shown on tv


i would like to make a misinformed judgement

daveirl

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OfflerCrocGod

Miss Scotland is very nice but miss Russia's description is a laugh

Tatyana was born in the town of Perm

....you can tell by her hair.

Lenny

Scotland is fan ****ing tastic.
voted too

Shrimp

I'm surprised Canada couldn't up the quality...

Lenny

Lets remmber its not all about looks now

Canis Lupus

I can't understand why women still enter those sort of competitions, they spend years fighting for equality but all still secretly wanna be the girl up on the stage wearing high heels and a swimsuit expressing her desire to solve world hunger "by you know, opening Macdonalds in Sudan."

Xcom2

Typical! all I get is a message that the site is being updated!

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DEmeant0r

Yes, Ms. Scotland is indeed fan ****ing tastic. She's going to be my Mrs. soon (in my dreams, lol)

eirebhoy

I never find Ms Ireland at attractive for some reason.

Lump

You love things you can't have.... there is a remote possibility you'll bump into miss Ireland and bone her... the others less so.


John

Lisapeep

I love the way, when you vote, they ask "do you think Miss World is all about beauty?"

Are they trying to imply that it's about personality too?

Selik

Some fine ladies on that site but what's the story with Ms Wales?

http://www.missworld.tv/bio/bio.sps?iBiographyID=11589

Obviously only my personal opinion but the state of her! Bulldogesque to the max.

neuro-praxis

Those women are pathetic.

Beauty contests, pfft. Have they no damn self-respect? They'd be better off being honest about the whole thing and making pornos.

Zoton

Giles wrote:

Some fine ladies on that site but what's the story with Ms Wales?

http://www.missworld.tv/bio/bio.sps?iBiographyID=11589

Obviously only my personal opinion but the state of her! Bulldogesque to the max.

Aaagggghhhh!!! My eyes! :eek:

Miss England is rather lovely though
http://www.missworld.tv/bio/bio.sps?iBiographyID=11468
and miss Greece
http://www.missworld.tv/bio/bio.sps?iBiographyID=11495

elivsvonchiaing

Just noticed there's no Miss Bermuda... Kinda fancied Miss Bermuda - Miss World - if only she had been a paedophile and we had met

Healio

miss portugal is only 17!!

DEmeant0r

Yes but Miss Portugal looks a monkey with them wide lips...

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

god damn, I think I'm in love with misss greece

(edit)

but I'd cheat on her with misss Ireland..

weemcd

elivsvonchiaing wrote:

Just noticed there's no Miss Bermuda... Kinda fancied Miss Bermuda - Miss World - if only she had been a paedophile and we had met

thats the post of the month there imo

pickarooney

Giles wrote:

Some fine ladies on that site but what's the story with Ms Wales?

http://www.missworld.tv/bio/bio.sps?iBiographyID=11589

Obviously only my personal opinion but the state of her! Bulldogesque to the max.

Check her bio, Miss Wales is A Guy

Victor

Apparently, Miss Ireland's boyfriend has been complaining that things are *em* stacked agaisnt her because you can only vote for her once per day wheras in the UK you can vote by text-message.

"Vote early vote often".

tba

neuro-praxis wrote:

They'd be better off [snip] making pornos.

What a great Idea!

Blub2k4

So no dead Africans this year? I was thinking that they might make that a yearly event after the last debacle.
This contest has outlived its usefulness.

PH01

It has got to be Oirland...
http://www.missworld.tv/bio/bio.sps?iBiographyID=11503
She's educated!

The Sweeper

Contestants I believe used to be men:

Miss Costa Rica
Miss Brazil
Miss Paraguay
Miss Philippines
Miss Curacao (actually I believe she was the artist formerly known as Prince)
Miss Mauritius


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OH MY GOD! MISS ST LUCIA!! TWO WORDS!! HOT OIL

tba

Anyone else think she looks like that one in Sex and the City?

sprinkles

God damn she's lovely!

Love the one form sex and the city.

Good man.

PH01

Minesajackdaniels wrote:

Contestants I believe used to be men:

Miss Costa Rica
Miss Brazil
Miss Paraguay
Miss Philippines
Miss Curacao (actually I believe she was the artist formerly known as Prince)
Miss Mauritius
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Jingle Bells! You missed Miss Ecuador

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Why have none of you noticed Ms Venezuela?

And yeah I agree, most of those contestants used to be men!

p.pete

Didn't think too much of Miss Ireland having watched the programme but I've just given her 3 votes anyway

Miss Zaire is great

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Appears there is no Zaire - maybe I meant Zambia....

Canis Lupus

Personally their eyebrows put me off. I find them disturbing like the water safety ad with whatsherface (DeBurghs daughter) Her eyebrows are clownlike.

ferdi

MS BOSNIA & HERZEGOVINA's dress sense leaves alot to be desired but she is quite the minx.
ms chinese taipei is also nice.
ms brazil looks like a dude.
ms croatia looks like she has walked into a few doors.

having said this they are all plastic and airbrushed and bare vesy little connection to real women.

Spalk0

PH01 wrote:

Jingle Bells! You missed Miss Ecuador

Fcukin hell!.....she's a bit over the top isnt she!? :eek:

PH01

Did you know that about 23% of the contestants are blond? The winner of these things are usually blond so you might just have to take your pick from them.

Anyway, I'm putting my money (pretend money) on Miss Ukraine who isn't blond, but she's got a great motto...
"It’s not beauty that will save the word, but the beauty of the human deed"

Spalk0

Now shes much better!

Id put money on her too!

Superman

Hmm.. all I can say about miss England

is Kwarrrr, HAVE IT!!!

she looks like some random chicken-head from FHM or even better NUTS

Victor

Minesajackdaniels wrote:

OH MY GOD! MISS ST LUCIA!! TWO WORDS!! HOT OIL

Are you thinking medieval hot tar oil or hot oil wrestling.

Apparently theres a typo with Miss Wales, her name isn't "Amy Guy", buy "'Ima Guy"

gerire

lafortezza wrote:

Miss Australia has a massive gob.
Miss Russia is fantastic!
Miss Scotland isn't bad either.

In regards to suitedaces.

You are the king of smut, i thought i had a chance but you leave me well in your thin and pasty shadow

Victor

Poor Miss Hungary, lost her left arm and shoulder in a terrible accident. Luckily they were able to re-attach her left hand to her hip.

http://www.missworld.tv/bio/bio.sps?iBiographyID=11499

maherw2

Couldn't Croatia have sent someone better than this?http://www.missworld.tv/bio/bio.sps?iBiographyID=11575