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Sausage alert

  • 30-09-2010 9:58pm
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 279 ✭✭


    Serious trouble here. Just checked the fridge. Only 1 sausage left for the morning. Cant decide whether I will wait for the morning and get Clonakilty in Tesco or head over to the 24 and get the generic denny mushages


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,160 ✭✭✭bmw535d


    you have a simple life....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    clonakilty black pudding is half price in dunnes, thats all anyone needs to survive. i nearly ate an entire ring [in before hurr hurr] of it this morning


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    OP - If this is serious trouble/stress in your life, can we switch? I haven't time for breakfast never mind sausages.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,080 ✭✭✭Gunsfortoys


    Are you sure you weren't looking in a mirror OP?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,326 ✭✭✭Scuid Mhór


    thomur wrote: »
    Serious trouble here. Just checked the fridge. Only 1 sausage left for the morning. Cant decide whether I will wait for the morning and get Clonakilty in Tesco or head over to the 24 and get the generic denny mushages

    issues of our time.


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Lesbians are safe then I'd imagine


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Why not have toast or something instead. Or a sausage sandwich with your one sausage


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,555 ✭✭✭Gillington


    Eat cereal


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 544 ✭✭✭Pookah


    Count yourself lucky that you have a sausage.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10 ringo200


    Jesus said backwards sounds like sausage.....that is all.


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    ringo200 wrote: »
    Jesus said backwards sounds like sausage.....that is all.

    I wouldn't pay much attention, he also said he was the son of god.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 279 ✭✭thomur


    I dunno. All this Nama stuff is stressing me out. Easier to forget about it and worry about breakfast. I can never figure out whether to go for 2 slices of pudding or 3. 3 seems greedy like Seanie


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I hate pre-packed sausages. They're full of preservatives, stabilisers & other sh*t.

    You can't beat sausages from a good butchers.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 279 ✭✭thomur


    Duffys on Manor Street the best.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    thomur wrote: »
    Duffys on Manor Street the best.

    On Manor Street.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    On Manor Street.

    Its in town


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,627 ✭✭✭LowOdour


    i have a sausage in my pants for you!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    BluesBerry wrote: »
    Its in town

    Which town???!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    I never eat a pig, cause a pig is a cop.

    Or better yet, a terminator, like Arnold Schwarzenegger.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,889 ✭✭✭evercloserunion


    ghey.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    skanger me banger


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 172 ✭✭aquaman


    A sausage! what I wouldn't give for one whole sausage for breakfast!
    When I were a lad, used t hav t work ten hours in tut'coal mine before no breakfast!!
    But we were happy...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭YouTalkinToMe


    2 sausages frying in a pan,one turns to the other and says jaysus its hot in here,other sausage turns around and screams ahh!!! a talking sausage.


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    mmmmmmmm ready brek


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Which town???!

    The one with a street called Manor Street that has a butchers called Duffys on it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    Cut the one sausage in half. And plan ahead better next time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    Love the way people are lashin' out the **** one-liners in this thread but nobody is dishin' out the thanks


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,724 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    How can you people live with yourselves, calling those ridiculous tubes of rusk and gristle 'sausages'?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,262 ✭✭✭✭GavRedKing


    Daddy or Chips??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I hope it sorted itself out for you OP.


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