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Oral sex slip of the tounge

29-09-2010 8:01pm

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Winty

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French MEP Rachida Dati makes oral sex slip-up

France's ex-justice minister Rachida Dati mixed up the words "fellatio" and "inflation" - which sound similar in French - during a TV interview.
She told Canal Plus: "I see some [foreign investment funds] looking for returns of 20 or 25% at a time when fellatio is close to zero."
Within hours, the video was an internet hit on websites such as YouTube.
Ms Dati, now a Euro MP, later laughed off the whole episode saying she had spoken too quickly.
Ms Dati also said she was happy to have provided some entertainment.
The French word for fellatio is "fellation", which sounds similar to the word "inflation".

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-11419212

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#2 29-09-2010 8:01pm

starbelgrade

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That sucks.

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#3 29-09-2010 8:03pm

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At least they took it with a sense of humour

Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test

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#4 29-09-2010 8:04pm

Phill Ewinn

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Shoulda put a cock cork in it

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#5 29-09-2010 8:04pm

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Id definitely give her my inflation...:o

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#6 29-09-2010 8:05pm

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Something about Tongue in cheek...let me think about it and get back to ya...

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#7 29-09-2010 8:06pm

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I hope the thread title was an intended pun

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#8 29-09-2010 8:06pm

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Both terms indicate an increase in something, so he wasn't all wrong.

Er, I mean, she can inflate my baguette anyday. Something, something.

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#9 29-09-2010 8:07pm

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That's the problem with oral sex, one slip of the tongue and you're in the sh*t

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#10 29-09-2010 8:09pm

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Ah the frenchies don't you just hate...or I mean love em. Tell you one thing a lot of em are sex on the brain though.

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#11 29-09-2010 8:09pm

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It's all been blown out of proportion.

But enough about my cock.

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#12 29-09-2010 8:10pm

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Minister Rachida Dati

I AM DISTINCT DIARRHEA

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#13 29-09-2010 8:12pm

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I thought this thread was going to be about sone sort of bizarre oral-related injury

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#14 29-09-2010 9:13pm

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Winty wrote: »

The French word for fellatio is "fellation", which sounds similar to the word "inflation".

No it doesn't you naughty French girl.

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#15 29-09-2010 10:08pm

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She's clearly not a cunning linguist.

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#16 29-09-2010 10:09pm

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I've been in this situation. Saying Orgasm instead of Organism in school, and once at the dinner table.

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#17 29-09-2010 10:14pm

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Tongue

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#18 30-09-2010 12:50am

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Storm in a tea cock cup.

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#19 30-09-2010 1:04am

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Whats fellatio

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#20 30-09-2010 1:10am

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it was probably on the tip of her tounge earlier!

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#21 30-09-2010 3:37am

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Princess Peach wrote: »

I've been in this situation. Saying Orgasm instead of Organism in school, and once at the dinner table.

The dinner table of rough sex?

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#22 30-09-2010 4:23am

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Any chance of a hand shandy or is only de Oral they're in te?

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#23 30-09-2010 8:26am

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Wouldn't mind given her a slip of my tongue

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#24 30-09-2010 9:58am

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Almost as bad as the BBC newsreader who announced that Tiger Woods was not suffering with a bulged disc, but a bulged dick.

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#25 30-09-2010 10:00am

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She was just havin the crack

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#26 30-09-2010 7:06pm

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derra_121 wrote: »

Whats fellatio

It's something like a Tracker Mortgage.....

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