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Some Thoughts

  • 28-09-2010 4:06pm
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,393 ✭✭✭


    Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.
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    When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle.

    It makes the neighbour’s dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
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    A penny saved is a government oversight.
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    The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
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    The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
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    The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
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    He who hesitates is probably right.
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    Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are ' XL.'
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    If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
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    If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
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    The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
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    There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it.

    For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
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    Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
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    The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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    Some people try to turn back their odometers.

    Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way.

    I've travelled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
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    When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
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    You know you are getting old when everything either dries up, or leaks.

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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