Koala

MonkieSocks

A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,

"Hey Koala! What are you doing?"

The koala says:

"Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.

After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.

But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard:

"What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

So the koala looks down at him and says:




"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much water did you drink?!!"..........


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Thought I'd treat my little lad for his 10th Birthday.

I took him to watch the new Toy Story 3D....must say I was well impressed.

I then treated him to a couple of rounds of Ten Pin bowling....even let him win one game.

Later that afternoon we went to the Zoo...fantastic, brought back memories.

Putting him to bed that night I asked if he'd had a nice day and he just said...

"No", rolled over and went to sleep !!

Ungrateful little sh1t !!!






I swear to God if he wasn't blind I'd give him a fookin good hiding.

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Ground Zero

I am perplexed that so many of my friends are against a mosque being built near Ground Zero.


I think it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant.


The mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.

That is why I also propose, that two gay nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque thereby promoting tolerance within the mosque.

We could call the clubs "The Turban Cowboy" and "You Mecca Me So Hot".

Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork and have an open barbeque with spare ribs as its daily special.

Across the street a very daring lingerie store called " Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret” with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.

Next door to the lingerie shop, there would be room for an Adult Toy Shop (Koranal Knowledge?), its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side a liquor store, maybe call it "Morehammered"?