Drunken Accidents on Campus

DCUlad

With a tough first week of it over for first years and a few more such as myself, I was wondering what bizzare incidents took place and indeed throughout the year.

Now am sure there may be a few "drunken accidents" reading this, but so it is.

I shall start it off ....

A drunken student attempted to jump down a flight of stairs and ended up in A and E. Wouldn't you feel like an egit !!

Benny Lava

DCUlad wrote: »

A drunken student attempted to jump down a flight of stairs and ended up in A and E. Wouldn't you feel like an egit !!

Hahaha! I heard about that. Must feel like a right gobshyte now.

As for other accidents on campus, surely it is a matter of time before someone gets impaled on the gate while trying to hop over in a drunken state.

Einstein?

:rolleyes:

phantom_lord

Benny Lava wrote: »

Hahaha! I heard about that. Must feel like a right gobshyte now.

As for other accidents on campus, surely it is a matter of time before someone gets impaled on the gate while trying to hop over in a drunken state.

That's happened at least once already!

scorpioishere

DCUlad wrote: »

With a tough first week of it over for first years and a few more such as myself, I was wondering what bizzare incidents took place and indeed throughout the year.

Now am sure there may be a few "drunken accidents" reading this, but so it is.

I shall start it off ....

A drunken student attempted to jump down a flight of stairs and ended up in A and E. Wouldn't you feel like an egit !!

Weirdo

An Citeog

Benny Lava wrote: »

Hahaha! I heard about that. Must feel like a right gobshyte now.

As for other accidents on campus, surely it is a matter of time before someone gets impaled on the gate while trying to hop over in a drunken state.

Happened to a lad I know a few years ago. The spike went up through his hamstring and he was found hanging upside down a while later by a couple of girls coming home after a night out.

Hauk

Drinking is neither big nor cool.

Pygmalion

Hauk wrote: »

Drinking is neither big nor cool.

Smoking is where it's at tbh.

phasers

Are you people saying this is meant to be funny?

Einstein?

Just wait for Brian Cowen to get locked in the Fresher's ball.

Spoogle3000

DCUlad wrote: »

A drunken student attempted to jump down a flight of stairs and ended up in A and E. Wouldn't you feel like an egit !!

that happened to a friend of mine in First year, ended up getting the piss ripped out of him at a comedy gig about 3 weeks later!

Mind you, i nearly crippled meself jumping over the hedges outside the hub, N.E.V.E.R A.G.A.I.N!

Benny Lava

Rumour has it there is now a shrine at the scene of the place where your man jumped down the stairs.

xp90

Unprotected sex and this happened:


http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?threadid=2056039000


Be warned kids!!


http://www.dontstayin.com/groups/campaign-to-bring-back-fingering

johnn

Beware of a girl on campus that is known to piss herself....and sh*t herself

dregin

An Citeog wrote: »

Happened to a lad I know a few years ago. The spike went up through his hamstring and he was found hanging upside down a while later by a couple of girls coming home after a night out.

That's a fair few years ago now, isn't it? Or has it happened twice?

Someone *may* have attempted to ride a shopping trolley through a lamp post and ended up head first in a bush.

discus

johnn wrote: »

Beware of a girl on campus that is known to piss herself....and sh*t herself

Do go on!

Mind you, i nearly crippled meself jumping over the hedges outside the hub, N.E.V.E.R A.G.A.I.N!

Did the same thing myself Summer Ball 2004. ****ing hell it hurt! Let me guess, you didn't see the metal poles hidden within?

An Citeog

dregin wrote: »

That's a fair few years ago now, isn't it? Or has it happened twice?

Someone *may* have attempted to ride a shopping trolley through a lamp post and ended up head first in a bush.

5/6 years ago. Shít I feel old now!:o

andyman

DCUlad wrote: »

With a tough first week of it over for first years and a few more such as myself, I was wondering what bizzare incidents took place and indeed throughout the year.

Now am sure there may be a few "drunken accidents" reading this, but so it is.

I shall start it off ....

A drunken student attempted to jump down a flight of stairs and ended up in A and E. Wouldn't you feel like an egit !!

What a dope...

Raoul

An Citeog wrote: »

5/6 years ago. Shít I feel old now!:o

Yep 5 years ago!

g5fd6ow0hseima

discus wrote: »

Do go on!

Although I wasnt there, at last year's rag ball (2010) a girl supposedly shat herself and konked out on a seat at the top of the venue. I was told this by someone who was working there for the night, so id tend to believe it.

The cleaners had to clean up the poop the next day.

Nobody knew who it was though - thankfully for her sake.

johnn

Terry Miniature Thermos wrote: »

Although I wasnt there, at last year's rag ball (2010) a girl supposedly shat herself and konked out on a seat at the top of the venue. I was told this by someone who was working there for the night, so id tend to believe it.

The cleaners had to clean up the poop the next day.

Nobody knew who it was though - thankfully for her sake.

Did you get the ride?

johnn

discus wrote: »

Do go on!

I was only making that up....so luckily Leif Erikson came to the rescue. my instincts were telling me there were birds ****ting themselves on campus somewhere

wattlendaub

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQnSL_ZMKDg