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  • 14-09-2010 2:13pm
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,393 ✭✭✭


    Two cannibals meet one day.

    The first cannibal says,

    “You know, I just can’t seem to get a tender missionary,

    I’ve baked them,

    I have roasted them,

    I’ve stewed them,

    I’ve barbecued them,

    I’ve tried every sort of marinade.

    I just can’t seem to get them tender.”

    The second cannibal asks,

    “What kind of missionary do you use?”

    The other replies,

    “You know, the ones that hang out at the place at the bend of the lake.

    They have those brown cloaks with a funny ring of hair on their heads.”

    “Aha!” the second cannibal replies.






    “No wonder – those are friars!”

    ________________________________

    A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary.

    As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband,

    "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

    The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fook your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

    Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

    He replied,




    "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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