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Welcome to Holy Land!

  • 13-09-2010 9:34pm
    #1
    mconigol
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭


    Religious tourists in Europe already have the Vatican, Lourdes and Fatima. But the developers behind an amusement park proposed for Mallorca believe they need the attraction of the Holy Land – the continent's very first Christian theme park.

    Those Catholics know how to have a good time! Reminds me of that Simpsons episode when Homer turns Catholic...

    "Once you go Vatican, you can't go back again!"

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/sep/12/holy-land-christian-theme-park


    For those of you that can't wait: http://www.holylandexperience.com/


Comments

  • #2
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Holy Sh1t tbh


  • #3
    Zemuppet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 523 ✭✭✭Zemuppet


    *facepalm*


  • #4
    Pookah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 544 ✭✭✭Pookah


    Can't wait to try the Roller-Hoster.


  • #5
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    is the theme park a boys national school?


  • #6
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Introducing ... "The Paedo".... Europe's scariest playground ride for children.

    An experience they will be guaranteed never to forget.

    The Catholic Church accepts no responsibilty for any harm that patrons may experience.


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  • #7
    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,397 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    Sounds like the unhappiest place on earth to me.


  • #8
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Introducing ... "The Paedo".... Europe's scariest playground ride for children.

    An experience they will be guaranteed never to forget.

    The Catholic Church
    will cover up any harm that patrons may experience.

    fyp


  • #9
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    OisinT wrote: »
    Sounds like the unhappiest place on earth to me.

    I take it that you've never been to Knock?


  • #10
    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,397 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    I take it that you've never been to Knock?
    I avoid it like the plague.


  • #11
    Le King
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,092 ✭✭✭Le King


    OisinT wrote: »
    I avoid it like the plague.

    But I bet you visited the Cathedral of the Immaculate Conception in Portland?


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  • #12
    Superbus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    Have they got fun and games?


  • #13
    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,397 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    Le King wrote: »
    But I bet you visited the Cathedral of the Immaculate Conception in Portland?
    *opens google tab*

    Wrong Portland! Damn, I was really excited about that one!


  • #14
    Rented Mule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    I'm guessing you can get baptised on the water slides ?


  • #15
    Burkatron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,878 ✭✭✭Burkatron


    Do they have a spider baby or the crane of death?


  • #16
    Havermeyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭Havermeyer


    Superbus wrote: »
    Have they got fun and games?

    I hear hide the sausage is quite popular.


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