Well that's a first..

Went out for a bottle of water and a pack of fags there and at least 15 hookers and ladyboys approached me in the space of 70yards.. But I'm being wise and I'm back in my room posting on boards before I try get over my jetlag.

It must be because I'm so damn good looking.

Dravokivich

I was wondering where abouts you were so I may wander over later...

...then noticed and remembered yer in Thailand.

...bit far for me to wander!

MagicMarker

I'm reserving this post for my witty response which shall be coming soon.

Mr Benevolent

Did you walk through the airport turnstile sideways by chance?

FreudianSlippers

Dravokivich wrote: »

I was wondering where abouts you were so I may wander over later...

...then noticed and remembered yer in Thailand.

...bit far for me to wander!

I was going to guess Limerick.

The worst thing is they were all absolutely stunnin.. apart from the oh so obvious ladyboys.

miyanda

Went out for a bottle of water and a pack of fags there and at least 15 hookers:D got my full attention...

then

.. and ladyboys:eek:

you lost me just there.....:(

Biggins

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Went out for a bottle of water and a pack of fags there and at least 15 hookers and ladyboys approached me in the space of 70yards.. But I'm being wise and I'm back in my room posting on boards before I try get over my jetlag.

It must be because I'm so damn good looking.

Sorry, my fault.
I went home early today and was too tired to daily service them again.

Sound Bite

Deleted User wrote: »

Went out for a bottle of water and a pack of fags there and at least 15 hookers and ladyboys approached me in the space of 70yards.. But I'm being wise and I'm back in my room posting on boards before I try get over my jetlag.

It must be because I'm so damn good looking.

Did you ever consider it might be cos you look like the type of man that needs to pay for it?! Easy target/quick sale maybe

Agricola

When in Bangkok, do as the bankokia............Bangkokens..........do as the people from Bangkok do!

RolandIRL

i read bottled water and thought...

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mikom

Deleted User wrote: »

Went out for a pack of fags there

:eek:

FreudianSlippers

I think the politically correct term is group of homosexuals.

Yakult

neeerd

Sofiztikated

Reminds me of when I used to work in the Coffee Dock in Jurys Ballsbridge.

On the night shift, the working girls would come in about late night for dinner, and then later on Friday or a Saturday, this other group would come in.

Fine bunch of girls, until one took her wig off. Cue me :eek::eek::eek:

I was only a jungfellah at the time, first time I had seen them! Such a fresh faced culchie I was. Here, is that wallet inspector still based in Bus Aras?

whiteman19

whiteman19 wrote: »

i read bottled water and thought...

Well I have to wash my teeth somehow!

RolandIRL

Deleted User wrote: »

Well I have to wash my teeth somehow!

what, no tap where you're staying?

miyanda

Deleted User wrote: »

Went out for a bottle of water and a pack of fags there and at least 15 hookers and ladyboys approached me in the space of 70yards.. But I'm being wise and I'm back in my room posting on boards before I try get over my jetlag.

It must be because I'm so damn good looking.

Nothing wise about that..:rolleyes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12tce-THLUE

Biggins

MagicMarker wrote: »

I'm reserving this post for my witty response which shall be coming soon.

With 15 hookers and ladyboys available and willing... something better be coming soon or you've got a medical problem.

whiteman19

whiteman19 wrote: »

what, no tap where you're staying?

I've been told to avoid using tap water in Asia.. On a side note, check out the shower. Thought it was a class idea.. Shower while you shlt.

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/6964/p1000565k.jpg

mikom

Deleted User wrote: »

I've been told to avoid using tap water in Asia.. On a side note, check out the shower. Thought it was a class idea.!

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/6964/p1000565k.jpg

*Takes shit ...... does handstand............exits bathroom*

MagicMarker

Deleted User wrote: »

I've been told to avoid using tap water in Asia.. On a side note, check out the shower. Thought it was a class idea.!

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/6964/p1000565k.jpg

WTF? There's no bamboo in that room! I call shenanigans.

RolandIRL

Deleted User wrote: »

I've been told to avoid using tap water in Asia.. On a side note, check out the shower. Thought it was a class idea.. Shower while you shlt.

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/6964/p1000565k.jpg

ah right. i thought you were in ireland. shows me for not reading the OP right :rolleyes:

do they make those shower things in ireland?

whiteman19

whiteman19 wrote: »

do they make those shower things in ireland?

You mean stick a shower onto the wall of your toilet?

RolandIRL

Deleted User wrote: »

You mean stick a shower onto the wall of your toilet?

sorry, pic didn't finish loading. thought it was directly above the toilet. save money instead of buying a bidet shoot water up your ass from the shower

Jesus Christ.. Went out for a fag and a wander and ended up having a drink across the street with a girl from Laos after she asked me for a fag.
Que to a big chat about her family and life and everything in between, then getting the shift and I bring her back. After she's lying on my bed for 10 mins, she's like "I need money" and I say "fuk that." so she's just after leaving,

This is incredibly surreal.. I thought I managed to bypass the hookers and get exceedingly lucky but not a bit of it. I'm just lying here thinkin "I just shifted and copped the feel of a prostitute". A good looking prostitute but a prostitute none the less.

My minds all over the place now.

Pookah

Deleted User wrote: »

Jesus Christ.. Went out for a fag and a wander and ended up having a drink across the street with a girl from Laos after she asked me for a fag.
Que to a big chat about her family and life and everything in between, then getting the shift and I bring her back. After she's lying on my bed for 10 mins, she's like "I need money" and I say "fuk that." so she's just after leaving,

It's her Laos for not staying.

FreudianSlippers

Pookah wrote: »

It's her Laos for not staying.

ooooooh no. *headshake*

Pookah

OisinT wrote: »

ooooooh no. *headshake*

Would it be okay if I Siam Sorry?

Micky Dolenz

Yeeps it's pretty strange alright.

Hee hee, The fun you will have.

CorkMan

SMH, you should go to central bangkok, there you will get approached by 70 hookers in the space of 15 yards.

Mrmoe

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This is incredibly surreal.. I thought I managed to bypass the hookers and get exceedingly lucky but not a bit of it. I'm just lying here thinkin "I just shifted and copped the feel of a prostitute". A good looking prostitute but a prostitute none the less.

My minds all over the place now.

Are you absolutely sure it wasn't a lady boy:D

ShadowGal

Deleted User wrote: »

Jesus Christ.. Went out for a fag and a wander and ended up having a drink across the street with a girl from Laos after she asked me for a fag.
Que to a big chat about her family and life and everything in between, then getting the shift and I bring her back. After she's lying on my bed for 10 mins, she's like "I need money" and I say "fuk that." so she's just after leaving,

This is incredibly surreal.. I thought I managed to bypass the hookers and get exceedingly lucky but not a bit of it. I'm just lying here thinkin "I just shifted and copped the feel of a prostitute". A good looking prostitute but a prostitute none the less.

My minds all over the place now.

i read Laois hehe
was thinking you cant swing a cat these days without meeting an Irish person

Mrmoe

Mrmoe wrote: »

Are you absolutely sure it wasn't a lady boy:D

I'm sure.. I found that out during the ten minutes before she asked for money. :cool:
;
Fuk it, a shift nd a cop for free.. I beat the system.

Chorcai

Deleted User wrote: »

I've been told to avoid using tap water in Asia.. On a side note, check out the shower. Thought it was a class idea.. Shower while you shlt.

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/6964/p1000565k.jpg

Avoid ice as well, lack of tourists has led to bars using tap water, instead of buying in the ice as they used to. Trust me on this... or 4 days of spraying the walls...

BTW that loo hose is deadly

4zn76tysfajdxp

Deleted User wrote: »

Jesus Christ.. Went out for a fag and a wander and ended up having a drink across the street with a girl from Laos after she asked me for a fag.
Que to a big chat about her family and life and everything in between, then getting the shift and I bring her back. After she's lying on my bed for 10 mins, she's like "I need money" and I say "fuk that." so she's just after leaving,

This is incredibly surreal.. I thought I managed to bypass the hookers and get exceedingly lucky but not a bit of it. I'm just lying here thinkin "I just shifted and copped the feel of a prostitute". A good looking prostitute but a prostitute none the less.

My minds all over the place now.

Heh. "She."

Royal Irish

Deleted User wrote: »

Jesus Christ.. Went out for a fag and a wander and ended up having a drink across the street with a girl from Laos after she asked me for a fag.
Que to a big chat about her family and life and everything in between, then getting the shift and I bring her back. After she's lying on my bed for 10 mins, she's like "I need money" and I say "fuk that." so she's just after leaving,

This is incredibly surreal.. I thought I managed to bypass the hookers and get exceedingly lucky but not a bit of it. I'm just lying here thinkin "I just shifted and copped the feel of a prostitute". A good looking prostitute but a prostitute none the less.

My minds all over the place now.

I used to live in Bangkok and you must be staying somewhere in the Nana area if there was that many hookers about.

If your not staying there take a trip down to Nana Plaza on Soi 4 Sukhimvit. You will have your eyes opened.

If you need any tips on clubs or anything like that PM me. Enjoy

orourkeda

I thought the name of this thread was " well that's a fart "

I'm joining the pioneers tomorrow.

Senna

Deleted User wrote: »

Jesus Christ.. Went out for a fag and a wander and ended up having a drink across the street with a girl from Laos after she asked me for a fag.
Que to a big chat about her family and life and everything in between, then getting the shift and I bring her back. After she's lying on my bed for 10 mins, she's like "I need money" and I say "fuk that." so she's just after leaving,

This is incredibly surreal.. I thought I managed to bypass the hookers and get exceedingly lucky but not a bit of it. I'm just lying here thinkin "I just shifted and copped the feel of a prostitute". A good looking prostitute but a prostitute none the less.

My minds all over the place now.

She's on the bed, i'm guessing the horn was raging, i wouldn't have though any less of you if you had of thrown 20 quid at her, put on 4 condoms, got a bottle of Domestos and ..............

Horn wasn't raging at all.. I was awake 39 hours at that stage and felt like crap.
I actually factored likely performance into asking her to leave!

old_aussie

Deleted User wrote: »

Went out for a bottle of water and a pack of fags.

Did you take some fags back to your room pretty boy? :rolleyes: