Never trust an "ism"

AskMyChocolate

Heh gang,

As some of ye may know, I'm a socialist and a Christian; but I don't trust socialism nor catholicism. Ism's are always being hi-jacked by cnuts trying to further their own ends with complete disregard for the ideaology (is that misspelt?) they purport to stand for.

So I was just wondering; what's your most hated "ism"?

For the purposes of the thread, Christianity, Science (Ooh controversial) and Islam can be considered "isms".

And, as OP I get to say first, "If I catch that cnut Richard Boyd-Barratt the only ism he'll be seeing is my jizzm on his objectionable double-barrelled girlfriend's face"

\ end rant

mikom

Onanism.

Lie.

WindSock

Sarcism.

Biggins

Patriotism?

--Kaiser--

In before Ferris Bueller

Sykk

AskMyChocolateArse..

Sam Vimes

That's certainly a truism

Mrmoe

Prism?

Nailz

Don't trust Pacifism & Dudeism???

easyeason3

Bertie-ism.

There's a book & all on it written by Will Hanafin off the Ray D'arcy show.

AnonoBoy

Jism?


















(oh come on - someone was bound to say it)

WindSock

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Jism?



(oh come on - someone was bound to say it)

It was already in the OP. But spelled (spelt?) different.

AnonoBoy

WindSock wrote: »

It was already in the OP. But spelled (spelt?) different.

So it was.

I got bored reading it and skipped to the end.

PeterIanStaker

Priapism?

dr.bollocko

So anyway I was watching Mad Men and this little snippet was shown in the background somewhere.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWusOhZpq7w

Tactically run by democrat Lyndon B. Johnson to smear his republican rival goldwater.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_election,_1964

Deus Ex Machina

Such an annoying little pop culture thing to say.

themadchef

Vegetarianism :pac:

Caoimhín

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz........

stbrennan

Whos "ism"?

dr.bollocko

stbrennan wrote: »

Whos "ism"?

First name J.

Caoimhín

dr.bollocko wrote: »

First name J.

Judaism?

I never thought you were an anti-cementic Dr B.

Kasabian

Racism


Ah AH .

Adam

"For the purposes of the thread, Christianity, Science (Ooh controversial) and Islam can be considered "isms"."

eh, what?

topper75

Toss up between impressionism and cubism.

Bástárds can't even draw a simple picture without messing it up.

AnonoBoy

I think James Taylor said it best:

"Late last night so far away
I dreamed my-self a dream
Well I dreamed I as so all alone
Ism it nice to be home again?"

AskMyChocolate

themadchef wrote: »

Vegetarianism :pac:

I think we have a winner. Unfortunately, we're in Ireland so obviously the prize is a ham.

AskMyChocolate

Caoimhín wrote: »

Judaism?

I never thought you were an anti-cementic Dr B.

Naah. He just prefers the taste of McArdles.

ibarelycare

Disestablishmentarianism.

Banned Account

Thankswhoreism
Botulism
Jismism
Bluewafflism

thebigbiffo

cutehoorism

Richard Noggin

Pacifism?
Multiculturalism?
Colonialism?
Humanitarianism?
Isolationism?

What are you ****ing about OP?

Des Carter

ibarelycare wrote: »

Disestablishmentarianism.

Leave my D!ck alone!!!!!!

--Kaiser--

Abismal

The Volt

It's more so the 'ologies' I don't trust

minidazzler

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

Heh gang,

As some of ye may know, I'm a socialist and a Christian; but I don't trust socialism nor catholicism. Ism's are always being hi-jacked by cnuts trying to further their own ends with complete disregard for the ideaology (is that misspelt?) they purport to stand for.

So I was just wondering; what's your most hated "ism"?

For the purposes of the thread, Christianity, Science (Ooh controversial) and Islam can be considered "isms".

And, as OP I get to say first, "If I catch that cnut Richard Boyd-Barratt the only ism he'll be seeing is my jizzm on his objectionable double-barrelled girlfriend's face"

\ end rant

Very few Sciences end in ism's. Stupid to lump science in with religion. At least science looks for proof.

Most sciences are ology and stuff anyway! Very trustworthy!!!

Banned Account

minidazzler wrote: »

Very few Sciences end in ism's. Stupid to lump science in with religion. At least science looks for proof.

Most sciences are ology and stuff anyway! Very trustworthy!!!

Yeah, like Theology!

Krusader

Multiple Orgisms

minidazzler

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

Yeah, like Theology!

Theology is just a study of God or religion, one does not have to be religious to study that.

Banned Account

minidazzler wrote: »

Theology is just a study of God or religion, one does not have to be religious to study that.

Hardly scientific though??

Sanjuro

Biggins wrote: »

Patriotism?

Cant trust patriotism either. Too much bullshit has been proposed and carried out in the name of patriotism.

Banned Account

Sanjuro wrote: »

Cant trust patriotism either. Too much bullshit has been proposed and carried out in the name of patriotism.

True - I think Mel Gibson is a Patriest - they is scary:eek:

Caoimhín

Sanjuro wrote: »

Cant trust patriotism either. Too much bullshit has been proposed and carried out in the name of patriotism.

The last refuge of a scoundrel I believe.

karlog

Atheism

starlit

Feminism

deman

ibarelycare wrote: »

Disestablishmentarianism.

Antidisestablishmentarianism even.

minidazzler

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

Hardly scientific though??

Did you read my post? Most Sciences are ologys != Most ologys are sciences.

MrStuffins

minidazzler wrote: »

Did you read my post? Most Sciences are ologys != Most ologys are sciences.

Like the study of Science

Scientology!

orourkeda

Is bollocksology an ism?

Banned Account

minidazzler wrote: »

Did you read my post? Most Sciences are ologys != Most ologys are sciences.

That was kinda my point there Minidazzler - God can't be analyzed scientifically - so it's bollocksologyism.

sponsoredwalk

dr.bollocko wrote: »

So anyway I was watching Mad Men and this little snippet was shown in the background somewhere.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWusOhZpq7w

Tactically run by democrat Lyndon B. Johnson to smear his republican rival goldwater.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_election,_1964

“We can’t say that, Lyndon,” he said. “It’s not true.”
“Of course it’s not,” Johnson barked at him, “but let’s make the bastard deny it.”
link

edit: I don't think this is from the same occurrence actually, but you see what kind of a man the U.S. will have as president

landsleaving

Agnosticism...

MAKE YOUR MIND UP DAMMIT!!!