Have a happy /b/irthday

jfrmbray

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzqNkIkj3rE

4Chan found his address, sent him a bunch of stuff and even went to his party. Quite heartwarming haha.

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uys, there's an official facebook page for this, and myself and several other (about 5) anons have already confirmed with the secretary at the american legion that it is indeed his birthday, we are going for the party (i have baked him a cake) and we are sorting through the mail the both the night before and on the day and disregarding any trolls, goatse ect, we have asked the secretary to be aware of people trying to **** **** up and she has agreed with colleagues to screen all his mail for the next month.

**** you guys trying to ruin this ****, we want to give this guy a ****ing epic birthday and you're all trying to ruin it.

Also, we thought about getting a stripper but thought it wouldn't be appropiate.

we plan to:
screen mail from 6pm=12pm on the 3rd and from 6am-9am on the 4th

settle down with him to give him presents (i got him a bottle of jack daniels and a new bridge set (apparently he plays bridge)

have some ****ing cake with him and let him tell us about his life

have a celebratory drink with him and his friends, a bit of a dance with music from the 1930#s/40's/50's

helping him read through the mail and also show him some screencaps (printed off) from 4chan to show how much people really do appreciate him.

go home and ****ing sleep easy knowing this guy had a ****ing awesome birthday

GLaDOS

Anonymous is Legion.
Anonymous does not forgive.
Anonymous does not forget... your birthday.

strokemyclover

He's dreamy!

*Swoon*

phasers

My name was on one of the huge cards they sent

starbelgrade

He's dead now. That party killed him off.

Kasabian

Where's the evil

Sea Sharp

I read that article a few days ago and thought "oh, /b/ must be a good place. I'll go and check it out."
7 posts down I saw the most fucked up gore photo I've ever seen and am now mentally scarred.

Links234

Internet love machine!

super_furry

That's pretty awesome.

ChunkyLover_53

Rule 1&2

SV

/b/ is a good place, sometimes.

Oat23

Awesome.

bluecatmorgana

eh what is anon?

Superbus

bluecatmorgana wrote: »

eh what is anon?

For shame.

*Insert cat picture*

For shame.

jfrmbray

Kasabian wrote: »

Where's the evil

/b/tards are loving this as it justify's their "logic",that the anon is in fact extremely logical and not held back by political correctness.

ChunkyLover_53 wrote: »

Rule 1&2

it's 2010,nobody cares.

BaconZombie

That was people from REDDIT not 4chan that started it and turned up on the day....

King Felix

Aww. That was sweet.

ToniTuddle

Sea Sharp wrote: »

I read that article a few days ago and thought "oh, /b/ must be a good place. I'll go and check it out."
7 posts down I saw the most fucked up gore photo I've ever seen and am now mentally scarred.

On that website linked in the OP detailing the event, to the left is quite a shocking photo of a dude bent over and ........:eek:

My eyes hurt

My name is URL

Winrar

super_furry

ToniTuddle wrote: »

On that website linked in the OP detailing the event, to the left is quite a shocking photo of a dude bent over and ........:eek:

My eyes hurt

Goatse I guess. Stay well clear of /b so.

ToniTuddle

super_furry wrote: »

Goatse I guess. Stay well clear of /b so.

All the lingo I no understand
So I think I shall stay away.

I is innocent!!! *imagine a halo and all that*




:pac:

TPD

Ah, thats lovely. A nice heartwarming story, like the time they taught kids (via stupid parents) to make cool crystals using household items like bleach and ammonia.

Prof.Badass

BaconZombie wrote: »

That was people from REDDIT not 4chan that started it and turned up on the day....

That's the thing about /b/. Things don't really start there so much as people who've already started things post there to get rapid publicity/support. Then of course these things get labelled a success of 4chan :pac:.

bowsie010

This is really sweet,nevermind who started it.
AAwwwwwww

R0ot

Happy Bday from all the brosefs.

Terry

This just in: Paedophilia supporters attend old man's birthday party.

In a shocking move, the men at 4chan have broken from their traditional ways of laughing about paedophilia, and tried to clean up their image by attending the birthday party of a supposedly lonely old man.

4chan, in particular the /b/ forum on the site, is noted for making a joke of paedophilia through their mascot, a cartoon bear known as "pedobear". The have generated hundred of photoshopped images of the mascot preying on children in an attempt to be humourous. There is also a physical version of "Pedobear" available as a supposed cuddly toy. Users regularly post images of children in possesion of "Pedobear" in order to garner kudos from their peers.

As expected, "Pedobear" has made an appearance in photoshopped images from the old man's party. /b/ consider this an amusing incident in which they can mock paedophilia, or, in their own parlance, a win.

Roomic Cube

I'm fairly proud, I sent that card with the 4 leaf clover and Ireland postcard thats in the youtube video I also put a real shamrock taped to a piece of card in it too so he could have a little piece of Ireland

I saw the original poster image on the 1st on 4chan, dunno if it had been on reddit before the 1st though

allanb49

Goes to show there is still some decency in the world.



(on a side note, clicked the ency-dramat link and red it, finally saw goatse, is that what everyones been freaked out about, this is just like the exorcist all over again. I thought it would be far far worse)

FruitNinjaMasta

ChunkyLover_53 wrote: »

Rule 1&2

yep

Steodonn

R.I.P /b/

Adriatic

I've read the encyclopedia dramatica and wiki of this site and I still don't fully understand it.

RockinRolla

Wow, I'm speechless...

/b/ never fails to astound.

Tar.Aldarion

That's great!

--Kaiser--

<sniff> I've got something in my eye....

General Zod

Terry wrote: »

This just in: Paedophilia supporters attend old man's birthday party.

In a shocking move, the men at 4chan have broken from their traditional ways of laughing about paedophilia, and tried to clean up their image by attending the birthday party of a supposedly lonely old man.

4chan, in particular the /b/ forum on the site, is noted for making a joke of paedophilia through their mascot, a cartoon bear known as "pedobear". The have generated hundred of photoshopped images of the mascot preying on children in an attempt to be humourous. There is also a physical version of "Pedobear" available as a supposed cuddly toy. Users regularly post images of children in possesion of "Pedobear" in order to garner kudos from their peers.

As expected, "Pedobear" has made an appearance in photoshopped images from the old man's party. /b/ consider this an amusing incident in which they can mock paedophilia, or, in their own parlance, a win.

Where was this quoted from?

Terry

Here.

General Zod

Terry wrote: »

Here.

50% of me was expecting you to link to your own post, the other 50% was expecting you to post where it had originally come from, because it doesn't really sound like what you would say.