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Roy Curtis

  • 06-09-2010 10:54pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 414 ✭✭


    Roy Curtis has to be one of the worst journalists in Ireland. Complete rubbish is all he seems capable of writing. What I cant understand is how he actually gets paid to produce such utter nonsense on a weekly basis. Does this man know anything about sport? If he tried I dont think he could be more incorrect on the subjects of most of his stories. I suppose we are the bigger eejits for reading his articles.....


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    danh789 wrote: »
    Roy Curtis has to be one of the worst journalists in Ireland. Complete rubbish is all he seems capable of writing. What I cant understand is how he actually gets paid to produce such utter nonsense on a weekly basis. Does this man know anything about sport? If he tried I dont think he could be more incorrect on the subjects of most of his stories. I suppose we are the bigger eejits for reading his articles.....

    Speak for yourself dude. I've never even heard of the guy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    I have no idea who you are talking about but I will take your word for it my good man. I will find all of his most recent works and wipe my anus with them in disgust


  • Site Banned Posts: 2,719 ✭✭✭DB10


    Tony Curtis is all I know, thank this if you're the same as me....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    *Puts on Dunphy voice"

    "I'll tell you about Roy Curtis............. He's the fella who left his....."

    Come to think of it, that was Liddel.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    To my shame I had to look him up. Never heard of him.
    When I seen the Sunday World mentioned, well that was enough. Exit stage left...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    DB10 wrote: »
    Tony Curtis is all I know, thank this if you're the same as me....

    You sound like one of those retards on youtube "thumbs up if you like this song". You should be ashamed of yourself such a weak attempt at getting thanks. Where is the effort man. Back in my day the things a guy would do for thanks, but now look at things. You bring your fore fathers great shame


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    danh789 wrote: »
    I suppose we are the bigger eejits for reading his articles.....

    Not guilty.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Roy Cropper - now there's a man.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,357 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    TheRiddler wrote: »
    You sound like one of those retards on youtube "thumbs up if you like this song". You should be ashamed of yourself such a weak attempt at getting thanks. Where is the effort man. Back in my day the things a guy would do for thanks, but now look at things. You bring your fore fathers great shame

    Thank this if you think TheRiddler has a point!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    TheRiddler wrote: »
    ...You bring your fore fathers great shame
    I'm deprived. I only have one. :(






    (Sorry, couldn't resist)
    :o


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,357 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Also, who the f*ck is Roy Curtis?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Biggins wrote: »
    To my shame I had to look him up. Never heard of him.
    When I seen the Sunday World mentioned, well that was enough. Exit stage left...

    In next week's Sunday World;

    "Biggins in 'Not Knowing Who Somebody Is' Shocker"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    Biggins wrote: »
    I'm deprived. I only have one. :(






    (Sorry, couldn't resist)
    :o

    That's what you think sonny boy..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    Roy Cropper - now there's a man.

    He's Roy of The Rovers.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    TheRiddler wrote: »
    That's what you think sonny boy..
    Well me mammy said there was the milkman! :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    In next week's Sunday World;

    "Biggins in 'Not Knowing Who Somebody Is' Shocker"
    Aaa here, it took me years just to get to know the parts of a woman - but when I found out, I made up for it in time! ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 129 ✭✭ucdmike


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Also, who the f*ck is Roy Curtis?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    Biggins wrote: »
    Well me mammy said there was the milkman! :D

    Your mammy lied. There was TheRiddler.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,357 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Roy Cropper - now there's a man.

    Hayley Cropper - now there's a man.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    ucdmike wrote: »
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    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Roy+Curtis+Irish+Journalist

    I fúcking hate when people write this or put up pictures of face palms. It has been done so many times. Hello, the 00's called they want their joke back


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  • Site Banned Posts: 2,719 ✭✭✭DB10


    TheRiddler wrote: »
    You sound like one of those retards on youtube "thumbs up if you like this song". You should be ashamed of yourself such a weak attempt at getting thanks. Where is the effort man. Back in my day the things a guy would do for thanks, but now look at things. You bring your fore fathers great shame

    I'm a thanks whore.

    Every time I get thanked, I feel all warm in side.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,357 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    ucdmike wrote: »
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    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Roy+Curtis+Irish+Journalist

    My question was more of a "Why should i care" rather than "I can't use Google".

    Also, what's with the endless Copy and Paste jobs of the Paddy Stewart Facepalm?

    This is Boards. It's not a text message on a Nokia 3210!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    TheRiddler wrote: »
    I fúcking hate when people write this or put up pictures of face palms. It has been done so many times. Hello, the 00's called they want their joke back

    I hate it too. Almost as much as when people say, "Hello, the <insert year> called they want their joke back".


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    TheRiddler wrote: »
    Your mammy lied. There was TheRiddler.
    Aaa well, I might have to figure that one out myself! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    He doesn't like Robbie Keane very much.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    I hate it too. Almost as much as when people say, "Hello, the <insert year> called they want their joke back".

    You have disrespected me greatly and now you shall pay. Look to the west at the seventh hour of the seventh day and you will meet thine maker and good riddance I say. You are more of a hindrance then a boost, more of a hindrance then a boost to my personal standing in this society.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    Biggins wrote: »
    Aaa well, I might have to figure that one out myself! :D

    Are you coming on to me?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Also, what's with the endless Copy and Paste jobs of the Paddy Stewart Facepalm?

    This is Boards. It's not a text message on a Nokia 3210!

    Might have something to do with the lockdown on images.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    He doesn't like Robbie Keane very much.

    Who does? I doubt even Robbie Keane likes himself very much.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 129 ✭✭ucdmike


    TheRiddler wrote: »
    I fúcking hate when people write this or put up pictures of face palms. It has been done so many times. Hello, the 00's called they want their joke back

    And I fúcking hate when people ask us to explain who a person is. Have they ever heard of Google? And if it was meant as a "Why should I care" question then hello, the 00's called they want their joke back


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,357 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    TheRiddler wrote: »
    You have disrespected me greatly and now you shall pay. Look to the west at the seventh hour of the seventh day and you will meet thine maker and good riddance I say. You are more of a hindrance then a boost, more of a hindrance then a boost to my personal standing in this society.

    Japan called, they want their Art of War back!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    TheRiddler wrote: »
    Are you coming on to me?
    Only if your rich, looking like Mandy Moore and up for it 3 times a day! :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    He's the journalistic equivalent of that kid in your class who ended every English assignment with ".... and then I woke up and it was all a dream".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,357 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    ucdmike wrote: »
    And I fúcking hate when people ask us to explain who a person is. Have they ever heard of Google? And if it was meant as a "Why should I care" question then hello, the 00's called they want their joke back

    For someone who goes to UCD, you don't seem very clever.

    An Arts degree is it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    ucdmike wrote: »
    And I fúcking hate when people ask us to explain who a person is. Have they ever heard of Google? And if it was meant as a "Why should I care" question then hello, the 00's called they want their joke back
    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Japan called, they want their Art of War back!

    Please stop calling me all at the same time. One at a time please.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    Biggins wrote: »
    Only if your rich, looking like Mandy Moore and up for it 3 times a day! :pac:

    I am 7 foot tall. I weigh 350 pounds and I haven't shaved in 6 years. I have green hair, a 10" penis in the shape of a question mark and size 17 shoes. I am missing 1 finger on each hand due to the tragic bagpipe accident of '77. I have a solid haircut also. If this is what your Moore fellow looks like then I can give good sex to you


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 129 ✭✭ucdmike


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    For someone who goes to UCD, you don't seem very clever.

    An Arts degree is it?

    If you have to resort to going off topic then you really are scrapping the bottom of the barrel. Maybe you could try bringing something relevent to the actual discussion?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    ucdmike wrote: »
    If you have to resort to going off topic then you really are scrapping the bottom of the barrel. Maybe you could try bringing something relevent to the actual discussion?

    Alright, what course did Roy Curtis do?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,357 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    ucdmike wrote: »
    If you have to resort to going off topic then you really are scrapping the bottom of the barrel. Maybe you could try bringing something relevent to the actual discussion?

    Sorry UCD Mike. I shall now go back and read your tough opinions on the guy and form my own...............
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    ucdmike wrote: »
    And I fúcking hate when people ask us to explain who a person is. Have they ever heard of Google? And if it was meant as a "Why should I care" question then hello, the 00's called they want their joke back

    ................ Home Economics Degree?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Sorry UCD Mike. I shall now go back and read your tough opinions on the guy and form my own...............





    ................ Home Economics Degree?

    You do raise an interesting point MrStuffins, care to add anything to the udcmike?


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    TheRiddler wrote: »
    I am 7 foot tall. I weigh 350 pounds and I haven't shaved in 6 years. I have green hair, a 10" penis in the shape of a question mark and size 17 shoes. I am missing 1 finger on each hand due to the tragic bagpipe accident of '77. I have a solid haircut also. If this is what your Moore fellow looks like then I can give good sex to you
    Well even Mandy has her off days so we might be in luck! :pac:


  • Site Banned Posts: 2,719 ✭✭✭DB10


    Thank me.

    Spank Spam me.

    Hard and fast,
    you push all my buttons,
    the thumbs up is my g spot.

    Poetry need no ryhme .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 414 ✭✭danh789


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Sorry UCD Mike. I shall now go back and read your tough opinions on the guy and form my own...............





    ................ Home Economics Degree?

    Jesus you wouldn't get this sort of silly bitching from a group of 12 year old girls.

    How about we try and stay on topic and discuss Roy Curtis????


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    Biggins wrote: »
    Well even Mandy has her off days so we might be in luck! :pac:

    Excellent. I would like to add however that although Mandy Moore is rich, I in fact can make several times more then him in my line of work, that said it is probably not as stable as being a professional basketball player like Mandy


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    TheRiddler wrote: »
    Excellent. I would like to add however that although Mandy Moore is rich, I in fact can make several times more then him in my line of work, that said it is probably not as stable as being a professional basketball player like Mandy
    Aaa.. ok! :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    danh789 wrote: »
    Jesus you wouldn't get this sort of silly bitching from a group of 12 year old girls.

    How about we try and stay on topic and discuss Roy Curtis????

    Thank the lord somebody has some sense. Well now isn't Roy Curtis just a fecking wonder of a man.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,357 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    danh789 wrote: »
    Jesus you wouldn't get this sort of silly bitching from a group of 12 year old girls.

    How about we try and stay on topic and discuss Roy Curtis????

    Yet, your post adds nothing to the topic


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    Biggins wrote: »
    Aaa.. ok! :pac:

    It's okay we can work on your sports knowledge..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    MrStuffins wrote: »

    I don't add anything to any topic. If I was a number I would be zero


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    TheRiddler wrote: »
    It's okay we can work on your sports knowledge..
    I'm very lacking. :o


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