Chuck Norris IS Duke Nukem

iMax · 03-09-2010 9:06pm #1

There really only could be one person to play him & although he might be getting on in years (or are years getting on in Chuck Norris??).

Ideal Casting ? Would you go see it ? Is so because it's (a) a Chuck Norris Movie (b) A Duke Nukem Movie or (c) a Chuck Norris as Duke Nukem movie ?

DOC09UNAM · 03-09-2010 9:06pm

I don't want to see it.

I'm fairly sure that's the name on his birth cert.

It'd be awesome on so many levels tbh.

mikhail · 03-09-2010 9:08pm

Duke Nukem Movie

Any such movie would probably spend a dozen years in development hell and never actually get made, culminating in an amusingly sarcastic fake review of it.

Hank_Jones · 03-09-2010 10:18pm

He'd be perfect if he was 10 or 15 years younger.

Don't know if a 70(+) year old man playing Duke Nuken would work...

Peyton Manning · 04-09-2010 12:35am

I'll see it, but only if Dolph plays Duke!

The Chuck Norris "jokes" are really pathetic and not funny whatsoever, only used by fools who call each other 'bro' and use the word 'ledge' as short for 'legend'. Spastics I think they are called.

This is a shít thread.

DOC09UNAM · 04-09-2010 12:37am

I don't want to see it.

Archimedes wrote: »

The Chuck Norris "jokes" are really pathetic and not funny whatsoever, only used by fools who call each other 'bro' and use the word 'ledge' as short for 'legend'. Spastics I think they are called.

This is a shít thread.

I do neither of those things and don't consider myself a spastic tbh.

I just think it's funny that everyone makes out that he's a god, even though he's possibly the worst actor of all time.