The Michael Cole Drinking Game

glenjamin

Found this on FB

http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/The-Michael-Cole-Drinking-Game/153068138052225?v=info&ref=ts

These are the rules of the Michael Cole Drinking Game. Drink every time that...

1. Michael says 'Vintage'
2. Michael reminds us we're looking at a submission manoeuvre
3. Michael reminds us we're watching the longest running weekly episodic program
4. Michael asks King, who undoubtedly has been in a situation similar to the one we're seeing, what he would do.
5. Michael refers to a move as 'Modified'
6. Michael shouts out 'SCOOP SLAM' when it was obviously a powerslam
7. Michael mentions 'The WWE Universe'
8. Michael hates The Internet
9. Michael says that a wrestler is 'Rolling'
10. Michael reminds us the rules to a match, example: "Over the top rope with both feet touching the floor' for Royal Rumble, "Over the top, through the door or by pinfall or submission" for Steel Cage, etc
11. Michael shows obvious contempt for Matt Striker
12. Michael compliments The Miz
13. Michael says 'The Viper' in relation to Randy Orton, drink again if he uses the word 'Coiled'
14. Michael says the word 'Electric'
15. Michael is sure we have a new world champion, only for the champ to kick out
16. Michael excalims 'OH MY!'
17. Michael refers to something as 'High Impact'
18. Michael says something along the lines of 'Not like this!' or 'Not this way!'
19. Michael makes reference to 'The numbers game'
20. Michael reads the General Manager's email from a piece of paper. "And I quote..."

BONUS ROUND: If King gets someone's name wrong, finish your drink!

Guaranteed to get you locked :pac:

Machismo Fan

You can add 'First Irish Born WWE Champion' to that list. He says it every time Sheamus comes out.

JK9

Well, I'm going to be quite drunk this weekend.

jaykhunter

#19 - "the numbers game" keeps getting used (especially with Nexus in the mix)......so bloody annoying, even King was getting in on the action :mad::mad:

You'd be trashed halfway through RAW! Will try it at some point

sky88

im preety sure that game could kill people

jaykhunter

Charisteas

There's also the Michael Cole Bingo Game.

Angron

Don't forget to take one every time Cole mentions that Daniel Bryan sucks/doesn't have the right look/just plain insults him.

CMpunked

This would be fun and interesting to do if Cole actually said anything else in the entire broadcast.

And for the record,
My drink of choice;



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