Wasp kill count.

Lando Griffin

I have 7 to my name since Friday.
3 by slaps with a wallet.
3 by newspaper.
1 by standing on.

Cheeky_gal

And? Dja think you're the bees knees yea

phasers

I just shoo them out the window

Rubberlegs

Well done!! Could have done with you last week, sat outside cafe eating jam and scone and was tormented by them. Dropped scone jam side down on my leg and had 3 of em stuck to me:(. Haven't actually killed any lately but OH was armed with can of Lynx and lighter the other day cos so many in kitchen:eek:

30H!3

Lando Griffin wrote: »

I have 7 to my name since Friday.
3 by slaps with a wallet.
3 by newspaper.
1 by standing on.

You must be really intelligent.

TouchingVirus

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

And? Dja think you're the bees knees yea

It'd be funny if a wasp was a bee

Liam Byrne

Hopefully Tipp will kill off 15 of them next Sunday!

Lando Griffin

30H!3 wrote: »

You must be really intelligent.

Thank you.
As intelligent as the average person sometimes more.

Miss Ogyne

I woke up Friday morning and there was a massive bumblee on the end of my bed, it was about an inch long and one of those chubby f***ers. Haven't a clue how it got there but it looked like it was dying. Had to catch it in a glass and get it out but it scared the bejasus out of me, was freaked out thinking what would have happened if it had have crawled under the covers and kept imagining I was hearing buzzing all day.

everyday taxi

Lando Griffin wrote: »

I have 7 to my name since Friday.
3 by slaps with a wallet.
3 by newspaper.
1 by standing on.

Funny you should bring this up, i put out a jam-jar about 3/4 full with water. Big holes in the lid and jam on the inside of that lid. Have killed about 30 of them in last few days. They crawl through the holes in the lid to get to the jam, try to fly after a bit, then end up in the water.

Cheeky_gal

TouchingVirus wrote: »

It'd be funny if a wasp was a bee

A bee is a wasp's mother

Miss Ogyne

everyday taxi wrote: »

Funny you should bring this up, i put out a jam-jar about 3/4 full with water. Big holes in the lid and jam on the inside of that lid. Have killed about 30 of them in last few days. They crawl through the holes in the lid to get to the jam, try to fly after a bit, then end up in the water.

Why? I mean to kill them for being a pest is one thing but to actually go out of your way to kill them seems like pointless cruelty

bonerm

Lando Griffin wrote: »

I have 7 to my name since Friday.
3 by slaps with a wallet.
3 by newspaper.
1 by standing on.

I'd have killed all 7 with my wallet.

everyday taxi

Miss Ogyne wrote: »

Why? I mean to kill them for being a pest is one thing but to actually go out of your way to kill them seems like pointless cruelty

Trust me, they were been pests. They actually stung our dog. When sitting out our garden they tormented us! Kids are terrified by them yellow and black ****ers.

distraction

had to kill one that managed to get into bed with me last nite, got stung twice, after about 15mins of thrashin around in ma bed i nailed him, my leg is now nice and swollen for my crime

Einhard

I don't kill the wasp that's annoying me. I kill his parents and friends and family, leaving him to live and suffer with his pain and grief. I think it's a proportionate reaction.

Hasmunch

Miss Ogyne wrote: »

I woke up Friday morning and there was a massive bumblee on the end of my bed, it looked like it was dying

Those bunblebees are mad feckers on the beer...... they get terrible hangovers though.

Lando Griffin

Miss Ogyne wrote: »

Why? I mean to kill them for being a pest is one thing but to actually go out of your way to kill them seems like pointless cruelty

I threw a banana skin into a rubbish bin the other day and about 15 or 16 of them came out flying looking to sting something.
So, even when you go to feed them they return the favour by trying to sting you.
Blast them to hell I say.

Conor108

Amateurs....

THIS is how bees*/wasps are killed.




*Don't kill bees though! They're having a bad time lately

EraseAndRewind

7-PAH!!

Ive killed that amount in the last hour

im a teatowel ninja-im extremely allergic and so am terrified of them
it would be grand if they just buzzed around the room like flies but they just keep getting up in my face:eek:

have tried spraying a natural remedy around windows and doors but no luck

ETA I would never kill bees though just the wasps

R0ot

- 1 Jam jar preferably with some jam left in it
- Spread remaining jam around the bottom and inside of the jar with a spoon
- Fill with water by 3/4 and leave outside
- Sit back and watch your wasp kill count soar!

Kess73

Lando Griffin wrote: »

I have 7 to my name since Friday.
3 by slaps with a wallet.
3 by newspaper.
1 by standing on.

They more you kill, the higher the chance of you getting even more back to your house.:D


They give off a pheromone when they are attacked/killed that brings other wasps looking for the original wasp in trouble.

EraseAndRewind

Kess73 wrote: »

They more you kill, the higher the chance of you getting even more back to your house.:D


They give off a pheromone when they are attacked/killed that brings other wasps looking for the original wasp in trouble.

ah feck

angelxx

We have a jam jar outside the window and there are at least ten dead ones since this morning, Unfortunately there are two more after coming in.

Killer Pigeon

Lando Griffin wrote: »

I have 7 to my name since Friday.
3 by slaps with a wallet.
3 by newspaper.
1 by standing on.

Fucking Nazi, you might as well be a member of the Waffen-SS.

PeterIanStaker

Conor108 wrote: »

*Don't kill bees though! They're having a bad time lately

I saw a programme on TV about that, its really becoming a problem in the USA & it could spread here via the UK, I hope they figure out a way to combat it cos we need bees!

Abelloid

I have so many dead wasps now I have taken on a pet spider to feed them to.

General Zod

bees are great, please don't kill bees.

Kill wasps though. We already have the secret of paper, they can all die.

Overheal

you have to find the hive. wait for the cover of darkness when they all return home to sing tales of the days adventures and have a nap.

And then you drown the fcukers in RAID as they scream to themselves The Hive Cluster is Under Attack!

And then they all die in place.

Thats how you kill a dozen hornets right quick.

TouchingVirus

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

A bee is a wasp's mother

The term wasp is typically defined as any insect of the order Hymenoptera and suborder Apocrita that is neither a bee nor ant. If anything it's believed bees are some sort of descendants of wasps, not the other way around. Still, bees are not wasps, and wasps are not bees :cool:

The humour was lost on me because it was based on an incorrect implication

Cheeky_gal

TouchingVirus wrote: »

The humour was lost on me because it was based on an incorrect implication

Awh..

Don't bee sad, bee happy

Overheal

No comparison between Hornets and Bees

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQQk_B4hwEs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_DQYVppJG4

Celly Smunt

killed off a hive with a blowtorch in work,1000+

i win,lock the thread.

Brendog

Love when you're walking up the road and you see a wasp on the ground.



I always slow down so I'll step on it.
hate the little ****s

Stinicker

I haven't seen a wasp all year, the big artic blast in January wiped them out. Yer man in America is a fooking moron, Bees are harmless and badly needed for the environment, if that was Wasps I'd salute his stupidity. He also destroyed his kids swing... what a moron.

Jeboa Safari

Miss Ogyne wrote: »

Why? I mean to kill them for being a pest is one thing but to actually go out of your way to kill them seems like pointless cruelty

cruelty towards wasps :rolleyes:
Anyway I've killed several with some the fly spray, may go and set up a jam jar to get more of them. Love to find their nests and take them out for good, preferably with fire

nullzero

Jam Jars remain the best method... http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2609/3919336534_23e1d48ee4.jpg

Stevecw

distraction wrote: »

had to kill one that managed to get into bed with me last nite, got stung twice, after about 15mins of thrashin around in ma bed i nailed him, my leg is now nice and swollen for my crime

Wow, whatever you are into I guess!

Mars Bar

Definitely agree on the jam jars. We have killed about 60 or 70 with just 2 jars.