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Neighbour letting there dog sh*t outside my house

  • 29-08-2010 1:32pm
    #1
    jgr12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭


    Ha! just caught her a few minutes ago, it's been happening for a few weeks, the look on her face was priceless c**t!:D


Comments

  • #2
    TanG411
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,836 ✭✭✭TanG411


    Do a Me, Myself and Irene on it and dump on her grass.


  • #3
    landsleaving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    I hope you gave her dog's abuse!


  • #4
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    So wait, your neighbour was shítting outside your house??

    Dirty Bítch!


  • #5
    landsleaving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    landsleaving wrote: »
    I hope you gave her dog's abuse!

    Aha! There's my coat!


  • #6
    UrbanSea
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,335 ✭✭✭✭UrbanSea


    Forget ****ting outside her house,rub some under the handle of her car.She won't know what hit her. :D


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  • #7
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Post it back...


  • #8
    Schism
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Schism


    Damn, another missed opportunity for the use of a bear trap.


  • #9
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Its not the dogs fault, its your cnut neighbours fault. Shovel it up and fling it in the bitches garden. If she catches you and attempts to saying anything to you about it, tell her the next lot is going in her fookin letter box.


  • #10
    jgr12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭jgr12


    Schism wrote: »
    Damn, another missed opportunity for the use of a bear trap.

    or punji sticks!


  • #11
    ronnie3585
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,675 ✭✭✭ronnie3585


    Sh*t on the dog.


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  • #12
    Devil08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,659 ✭✭✭Devil08


    Next time stick it in an envelope and stick in her letterbox with the dogs name on it


  • #13
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,230 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Post it back...

    A friend of mine collected a few day's dog-turds, and then shoved them through his neighbour's letter-box. The dogs never sh1t on his garden again.


  • #14
    MitchKoobski
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,101 ✭✭✭MitchKoobski


    Put bear traps in the grass.


  • #15
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Pick it up and fook it at their window!


  • #16
    Schism
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Schism


    jgr12 wrote: »
    or punji sticks!

    Ambitious, I like it!


  • #17
    nlgbbbblth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,668 ✭✭✭nlgbbbblth


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Its not the dogs fault, its your cnut neighbours fault.

    It is the dog's fault.

    Dogs need to man up and take responsibility for their sh*t.


  • #18
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Get a guard bear!

    Women lets her dog take a dump and then all of sudden a bear is mauling her.


  • #19
    Schism
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Schism


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Get a guard bear!

    Women lets her dog take a dump and then all of sudden a bear is mauling her.

    Excuse me, GTFO of my lawn!


  • #20
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Piss on the wheels on her car.

    Always preferred to do it on the door handle of the car!


  • #21
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    kfallon wrote: »
    Always preferred to do it on the door handle of the car!

    I like it!


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  • #22
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Get someone else to piss in the petrol tank :D


  • #23
    nlgbbbblth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,668 ✭✭✭nlgbbbblth


    Chucking it on the windscreen of her car would work too. Rub it in.


  • #24
    charlemont
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    Tossed salad, oh you in some **** now
    Callin me a dog, well leave a dog alone
    Cause nothin can stop me from buryin my bones
    in the backyard, of someone else's house
    Ol Dirt Dog, but I'm not dog out
    Here comes Rover, sniffin at your ass
    But pardon me bitch, as I **** on your grass
    That means hoe, you been ****-ted on!
    I'm not the first dog that's ****ted on your lawn


  • #25
    HorsesNHarleys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 59 ✭✭HorsesNHarleys


    ronnie3585 wrote: »
    Sh*t on the dog.

    I wouldn't recommend that!! It might not work out so well. You drop trou and that dog might just think you want it doggy-style:D

    Look what happened to this poor guy::eek:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5b6e0Y1ZvQ


  • #26
    Liam Byrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    Your neighbour was letting where dog **** ?


  • #27
    Miss Ogyne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 103 ✭✭Miss Ogyne


    I wouldn't worry about it, if the latest dole thread is anything to go by then in about another month there'll be a fully qualified accountant that will come by everyday to clean it up and cut your grass too if nessassary.


  • #28
    Mister men
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,487 ✭✭✭Mister men


    Dog biscuits + rat poison = problem solved.


  • #29
    LucyLouLou
    Closed Accounts Posts: 123 ✭✭LucyLouLou


    This happened me a few months ago, new people moved in accross the road and their dog was always left out for a roam and a poop. So next time my daughter had a ****ty nappy I left it in their garden, no more dog poop in my garden now:D:D:D:D


  • #30
    WillyWaggler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 122 ✭✭WillyWaggler


    Put it in a brown paper bag, leave it outside your neighbors door, set it on fire, ring the doorbell and leg it. Classic.


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  • #31
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Miss Ogyne wrote: »
    I wouldn't worry about it, if the latest dole thread is anything to go by then in about another month there'll be a fully qualified accountant that will come by everyday to clean it up and cut your grass too if nessassary.


    And no harm at all, maybe contribute to society for once.

    Flutter's method of stopping canines from hunking down and backing out a moist bolus on his property.

    #1 Acquire an over and under shotgun

    #2 Acquire about a half doz shells

    #3 remove the lead buckshot from the shells

    #4 replace lead buckshot with coarse sea salt

    #5 batten up the shells and wait.


    Cock your weapon ,and as soon as herr mutt digs in and bunts out a coil, aim for the base of the tail and give him both barrels.

    (Hole will be ok in a day or two)

    Will not dump there again horse
    guaranteed.:cool:


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