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Masterbation

  • 28-08-2010 9:35pm
    #1
    Slobodan Milosevic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 54 ✭✭


    How much is too much?

    I usually have a good few per day.

    At night I set the alarm to go off at hourly intervals, this allows me to rise and have a quick **** before going back to sleep.

    SLOBO
    xxx


Comments

  • #2
    Scarydoll
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭Scarydoll


    Once you can still see your grand.


  • #3
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Learn to spell before you start worrying about **** buddy


  • #4
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,620 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Learn to spell before you start worrying about **** buddy

    Perhaps their vision is failing


  • #5
    Leeg17
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,127 ✭✭✭✭Leeg17


    Hariy hnads are hrad to tyep wit, or so I herd.


  • #6
    Kidchameleon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,482 ✭✭✭Kidchameleon


    Depends on how old you are, early - late teens, 4 times per day. Early - mid 20's, once or twice. Late 20's+ twice a week (if your single)


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  • #7
    Slobodan Milosevic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 54 ✭✭Slobodan Milosevic


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Learn to spell before you start worrying about **** buddy

    I sooooooooooo had a **** to that post.

    SLOBO
    xxx


  • #8
    PeterIanStaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    sit on your hand til it goes numb, then it feels like someone else is doing it. :cool:


  • #9
    Mr. Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    so **** does make you go blind........


  • #10
    sligopark
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,620 ✭✭✭sligopark


    to be honest given your user name - around 100,000 croats


  • #11
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Why do you put kisses at the end of your posts?!


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  • #12
    patwicklow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,937 ✭✭✭patwicklow


    i just bet op wears thick milk bottle glasses..:D


  • #13
    round tower huntsman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 804 ✭✭✭round tower huntsman


    i went to the doctor bout something similar, he said i'd have to stop masterbating immediatley. i asked "why?" he said "because im trying to do an examination here":D:D:D:D:D


  • #14
    Slobodan Milosevic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 54 ✭✭Slobodan Milosevic


    sligopark wrote: »
    to be honest given your user name - around 100,000 croats

    haha, true if you had to have said "100,000 dead croats" !!!!

    SLOBO
    xxx


  • #15
    Slobodan Milosevic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 54 ✭✭Slobodan Milosevic


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Why do you put kisses at the end of your posts?!

    Why don't you go and **** yourself :D

    SLOBO
    xxx


  • #16
    sligopark
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,620 ✭✭✭sligopark


    yep a wanker no doubt - and spammer to boot


  • #17
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    apprently knocking one of as amna 3 to 4 times a good can help prevent prostaic cancer!!!


  • #18
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Slobodan Milosevic wrote: »
    I sooooooooooo had a **** to that post.

    SLOBO
    xxx

    Sputtered all over the 'M' section of your dictionary ,did you.

    It's 'Masturbate' buddy,

    From the latin 'manus' which is hand... manual labour= labour by the hand an
    'turbare' to disturb' as in 'turbulent'

    So you get 'to disturb by the hand'

    Now gtfooh and put that lesson to use and don't be making an idiot of yourself in front of the whole WWW.

    Good man.


  • #19
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    Slobodan Milosevic wrote: »
    Why don't you go and **** yourself :D

    SLOBO
    xxx

    Why don't you learn some manners


  • #20
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    As my mate say's:

    Sex is good but you can't beat the real thing.


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