Dunno if this is the right category but i need assitance

Wowreally?

If its wrong category please just move it mr. mod


well basically im going to be at the speacilist in beaumont and they might take a urine sample, so how long would cannabis be in my system For and could they know in my sample if i had cannabis lets say from a month or so ago?

steddyeddy

NiallDawson wrote: »

If its wrong category please just move it mr. mod


well basically im going to be at the speacilist in beaumont and they might take a urine sample, so how long would cannabis be in my system For and could they know in my sample if i had cannabis lets say from a month or so ago?

well are they testing for cannabis?

tommyboy2222

You're going down hippie. We are so on to you !

honeybadger

drink cranberry juice loads of cranberry juice

Biggins

Not sure exactly but I think it could be 3 to 4 weeks.
Don't hold me to it though. Sorry.

admiralofthefleet

smoke a joint, you'll feel better



dont really

Wowreally?

Tom im no hippy, heh, just have only few spliffs

Nemanja91

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vv3ov7m_W0s

Oil Change!

steddyeddy

NiallDawson wrote: »

Tom im no hippy, heh, just have only few spliffs

well it wont show up unless thier testing for it specifically

Wowreally?

cheers biggins, guess ill just refuse to provide

Gummy Panda

You just need a filter for your penis. Go to newsagents. Buy cigarette filters. Stick in the opening of your penis.

Hey presto! You're a walking Brita water filter.

steddyeddy

NiallDawson wrote: »

cheers biggins, guess ill just refuse to provide

take green tea also dandelion and burduck if you can get it ( health shops ) has a diuretic effect

Thuck_Fat

According to my doctor most urine tests are only effective for 24 hours after smoking cannabis. That being said, just drink a litre of cranberry juice anyway (not right before the sample, they will probably know if your urine is like 20% cranberry). All in all though, if it's been a month and it's just a urine sample, you have nothing to worry about.

honeybadger

and the worst you can say if u test positive is you were in the company of canabbis users ,,,same excuse that got that olympic swimmer off with it years a ago

steddyeddy

Thuck_Fat wrote: »

According to my doctor most urine tests are only effective for 24 hours after smoking cannabis. That being said, just drink a litre of cranberry juice anyway (not right before the sample, they will probably know if your urine is like 20% cranberry). All in all though, if it's been a month and it's just a urine sample, you have nothing to worry about.

It wont be the cranberry that gives it away but the lack of electrolytes in the urine as a result of the diuretic effect

Oranage2

I believe the only way to beat a urine test is to drink a whole bottle of vinegar ( suppose to shrink the liver) then insert somebody elses urrine up your willy just before you have to give the sample - I saw it in a movie called harsh times, i think he failed it but its worth a try

Thuck_Fat

Oranage2 wrote: »

I believe the only way to beat a urine test is to drink a whole bottle of vinegar ( suppose to shrink the liver) then insert somebody elses urrine up your willy just before you have to give the sample - I saw it in a movie called harsh times, i think he failed it but its worth a try

He did fail it, but they only found trace amounts after he had spent the previous day smoking his brains out so he gave a sob-story about some party he was at.... awesome film...

BOHtox

Wowreally? wrote: »

If its wrong category please just move it mr. mod


well basically im going to be at the speacilist in beaumont and they might take a urine sample, so how long would cannabis be in my system For and could they know in my sample if i had cannabis lets say from a month or so ago?

You got to be taking the piss

DeVore

DONT DO ANY OF THESE THINGS.


Also, best not to sign into an internet forum using a real name for this sort of question.... to save you rushing to me to ask for an emergency name change when this all goes horribly wrong, I've enforced one.

Also, this thread is heading to "wrecks" ville. Last stop everyone.

DeV.