Evil/Bad things you've done?

tupac10

so what things have done.. yo know the type i'm going to hell for this kinda thing!! keep it lighthearted

x PyRo

I raped a fish. I'm not proud of it, but I'm not ashamed of it ayther.

Davidius

When I was around 8 or 9 I once walked out of a shop with something and realised I hadn't paid for it. I tried to atone for my sin by sneaking back into the shop and paying for it like nothing had happened but the guilt of what I did still haunts me to this day.

ColeTrain

I burned down an orphanage. They had it coming though, they wouldn't give me a second portion when I asked for more.

Lando Griffin

An ambulance came up behind me driving aggrisivally with lights blaring, I slowed right down until the next town with him stuck behind me.

Millicent

Lando Griffin wrote: »

An ambulance came up behind me driving aggrisivally with lights blaring, I slowed right down until the next town with him stuck behind me.

:eek: You win.

mikom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWf7cT8CTDI

fakearms123

So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

mikom

fakearms123 wrote: »

So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

Was this before or after you invented the Camberwell carrot?

seanaor

i shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

easyeason3

I know where Shergar is.

kfallon

I shat another guys kaks :eek:

And fook Shergar, poor man's High Chaparral :pac:

easyeason3

kfallon wrote: »

I shat another guys kaks :eek:

And fook Shergar, poor man's High Chaparral :pac:

He would still have made a nice little wage from covering mares & just generally looking cool :cool:

MistyCheese

easyeason3 wrote: »

I know where Shergar is.

I know where Madeleine is.

easyeason3

MistyCheese wrote: »

I know where Madeleine is.

Oh Jesus.......

Wazdakka

MistyCheese wrote: »

I know where Madeleine is.

:mad:
Quiet you.
Remember the deal..

MistyCheese

Wazdakka wrote: »

:mad:
Quiet you.
Remember the deal..

To hell with that, I wanna book deal!!

Skerries

I was walking by a house the other day and i saw a cat and started to stroke it and then i pushed it into a wheelie bin and walked away

Lando Griffin

Millicent wrote: »

:eek: You win.

Its not a competition, but just because I was driving a tractor does not mean he can bully me off the road.

GavRedKing

MistyCheese wrote: »

I know where Madeleine is.

So does Snyper :eek:

johnny_knoxvile

i'm Mary Harney's father...

AckwelFoley

I raped chuck norris because he didnt like my shoes

I am Madeleine

Kimono-Girl

So many bad things done so many more evil things to do...

my most evil thing i must say has to be posting in this thread....you will all see why, not now but soon...mwhahahahahaha

mikemac

Kicking a ball around the yard in primary school after school finished.

Local elderly parish priest leaves the main door and got walloped by the ball, was a genuine accident.

Being elderly and fragile, he broke his hip.
Retired shortly afterwards, he never said mass again.
I was upset over it

johnny_knoxvile

feelingstressed wrote: »

Kicking a ball around the yard in primary school after school finished.

Local elderly parish priest leaves the main door and got walloped by the ball, was a genuine accident.

Being elderly and fragile, he broke his hip.
Retired shortly afterwards, he never said mass again.
I was upset over it

I'd say you messed up his sex life too...

Leeg17

I shot Tupac

johnny_knoxvile

Leeg17 wrote: »

I shot Tupac

and where is the evil in that?

flyton5

I rang my mates house knowing he wasn't home when I was about 16 or 17 pretending to be his drug dealer and demanding money...his mum threw him out the next morning. Awkward explaining to him it was my fault....

BLACKEN

Guy punched me in the face back in school.......... stabbed him in the head with a scriber!........... it only left a scratch though!

CrazyRabbit

1. Voted guilty when on a jury even though I believed theire was a lack of evidence to convict for that particular crime. He was a scummer and I had no doubt he'd done a ton of things he didn't get caught doing.

2. Deliberately left coding bugs in a critical piece of software because the person who paid for it was a prick.

3. Read the Qur'an. (Therefore I must be one of them 'evil' people)

foxyboxer

easyeason3 wrote: »

Oh Jesus.......

You slept with Jesus??

bazmaiden

my grandma sent me a friend request on facebook and i denied it

dr.bollocko

I denied Wyclef Jean the option to run for the presidency of Haiti.
Take that you no good fugee.
I also killed a beegee.
I also took part in a nazi orgy.
I poisoned all the algae.
And I gave a veggie a wedgie.
And I practice scientology.
And I'm a member of the clergy.
Not one of the innocent ones either.
And that concludes the list of bad things i've done which vaguely rhyme with orgy.

Mrmoe

dr.bollocko wrote: »

I denied Wyclef Jean the option to run for the presidency of Haiti.
Take that you no good fugee.
I also killed a beegee.
I also took part in a nazi orgy.
I poisoned all the algae.
And I gave a veggie a wedgie.
And I practice scientology.
And I'm a member of the clergy.
Not one of the innocent ones either.
And that concludes the list of bad things i've done which vaguely rhyme with orgy.

Corgi?:D

scientific1982

Drowned puppies.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moments of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the Czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain

I rode a tank
Held a General's rank
When the Blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank

I watched the glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the Gods they made

I shouted out
"Who killed the Kennedys?"
Well after all
It was you and me

Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached Bombay


Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails just call me Lucifer
I'm in need of some restraint

So if you meet me, have some courtesy
Have some sympathy and some taste
Use all your well learned politics
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, mmm yeah

Giselle

Martha Unimportant Bubble wrote: »

I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moments of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate....

I've no sympathy for you.

I used a mousetrap to catch a rodent that didn't fall for a humane trap.

I don't know if I can live with the guilt after seeing his little corpse.:(

OutlawPete

I sellotape pieces of bread to the inside of the window, just to watch birds snap their necks.

GAAman

OutlawPete wrote: »

I sellotape pieces of bread to the inside of the window, just to watch snap their necks.

Bread has no neck

OutlawPete

GAAman wrote: »

Bread has no neck

Whatever do you mean

Tarzan_man

I took the cookies from the cookie jar.

The unbelievable guilt and shame has consumed my entire life ever since.

Damn good cookies though.

GAAman

OutlawPete wrote: »

Whatever do you mean

Good thing you are an outlaw, make a crap ninja :p

Baile an Locha

I told a playground full of children that Santa isn't real.

trotskee

I shot a swan with an air rifle, true story

dr.bollocko

trotskee wrote: »

I shot a swan with an air rifle, true story

Was it any good in the sack?

me_right_one

I shoot cats. The neighbors know and keep theirs in. I had a big long post typed out about it, but I thought it might offend people, so I'm keeping it simple. Strays and Bucks that come round my place get a bullet. I feel bad about it sometimes.

Sykk

I farted once on the set of blue lagoon