Not got kids?

This is from someones twitter

Not got kids?Hire a babysitter anyway,say kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken.On your return ask where your child is.

kfallon

I've said it before but I'll say it again, twitter is for fags!!!

Sykk

Cool story bro..

Edit: In before Cool story bro..

Edit: Ah balls

phill106

Be funnier if babysitter said child is upstairs...And there was one!

Course you would be paying 10-15 euro per hour for your jollies....

chin_grin

Twitter. Now we can reread old jokes in txt spk w/140 chrctrs. Nice.

Hank_Jones

Is the babysitter young, hot and into older men?

I like it.. Will soon pass it off as my own to gain friendship and maybe more.

PhysiologyRocks

Plotholes!

When minding children, I ALWAYS check on them, upstairs asleep or not.

ShadowGal

I hate Twitter, twittering your life by the second. **** off

Mint Sauce

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Gummy Panda

I'm gonna tweet about this thread

King Felix

The Twitter thing was incidental but has taken on a life of it's own in this thread.

The only time Twitter impinges on my consciousness is when people complain about it in AH.

Nice joke, OP.

Cheap Thrills!

Thread contains too many boards memes! :eek::pac:

ejmaztec

I just can't make my mind up whether to click "Follow Thread" or not.

Can we have a poll?

Prof.Badass

Yeah I know what you mean OP. My friend once posted a joke that was mildly amusing as his facebook status.

I think i'll devote an entire AH thread to it :rolleyes:.

Micky Dolenz

Prof.Badass wrote: »

Yeah I know what you mean OP. My friend once posted a joke that was mildly amusing as his facebook status.

I think i'll devote an entire AH thread to it :rolleyes:.

was it wreaked.com?