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kfallon

you could be a member of the opposite sex for one day who would it be? I'd go for Kelly Brook, I'd take the day off work and just fap uncontrollably for the day, there would be all sorts going up me gooter :eek:

Alternatively I'd be the bird who works in our office who is sexy as fook

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Links234.

My name is URL

I'd be Germaine Greer and pose for lads mags

Cheap Thrills!

I'd be Lemmy :P

evercloserunion

Why would you want to be someone you find attractive.

I would be a butch lesbian, because they seem to get all the hot lesbians.

EDIT: Can't believe I posted in this thread actually.

kfallon

evercloserunion wrote: »

Why would you want to be someone you find attractive.

Are you serious? If I find someone attractive I'd like to finger them, feel their boobies and possibly 'introduce' a finger into their botty. If I am that person I can do all of the above!!!

Agricola

kfallon wrote: »

Are you serious? If I find someone attractive I'd like to finger them, feel their boobies and possibly 'introduce' a finger into their botty. If I am that person I can do all of the above!!!

Yeah but you'd be doing all this to yourself!

Maybe you'd have more fun letting a big strong man do it all for you. Maybe that's what this fantasy is secretly all about, eh OP?

OutlawPete

My name is URL wrote: »

I'd be Germaine Greer and pose for lads mags

I hate that bitch with a passion.

If a man wrote this book, she'd be writing articles about them saying they were a paedophile.

Slated Reality TV and then went on Big Brother.

I'd call her worse but I'm mindful of the new sticky.

alwaysadub

kfallon wrote: »

Are you serious? If I find someone attractive I'd like to finger them, feel their boobies and possibly 'introduce' a finger into their botty. If I am that person I can do all of the above!!!

And you're wondering why no one confuses you for a woman? :pac:

OptimashPrime

id probably be Gordon Ramsey, just so i could slap myself around the place a bit (as he's a twat)

OutlawPete

I'd be Belladonna and do a massive all girl orgy.

One of the lads got burned one day when he said he'd be a fit bird nd ride all round him.. Effectively sayin he wanted the cock.

If I was a member of the opposite sex for the day, i'd be Ellen. Go on tv, make a tit of myself nd then go home nd make sweet sweet love to that fine one she's goin out with.

L.Jenkins

My name is URL wrote: »

I'd be Germaine Greer and pose for lads mags

She's a bit of a walking bitch! Absolutely slates the trans community without any thought or research.

alwaysadub

I'd be Brian Cowen.
And go and throw myself under a train.

galwayrush

The Limerick lady who won over 100 million in the Lottery, as long as i could keep the money.

Links234

Danica Gigantic Wish wrote: »

Links234.

I can't imagine why anyone would wanna be me for a day, but ok!

Gunsfortoys

OutlawPete wrote: »

I'd be Belladonna and do a massive all girl orgy.

This.

mickydoomsux

galwayrush wrote: »

The Limerick lady who won over 100 million in the Lottery, as long as i could keep the money.

Yeah, but you'd be from Limerick.

Even just one day is too long for that ****.

pixelburp

Thinking tactically, probably someone mind-blowingly rich, Scrooge mcDuck perhaps. Once taken over, I quickly high-tail it to my best lawyer, make a will leaving all the wealth to me (that is, the original me), but leave just enough to hire the most efficient hitman around to take out "me".

I pop back into my original body then gasp at the sudden assassination of one of the world's richest men whilst wondering what yacht is suitably ostentatious enough for my new lifestyle

Hmm, I would put a delay on the hitman until I leave the other body - don't want an existential crisis of what would happen if I got shot whilst still possessing that body. I saw The Prestige, it doesn't work out well.

galwayrush

mickydoomsux wrote: »

Yeah, but you'd be from Limerick.

Even just one day is too long for that ****.

I'll be from where-ever if it means i could go on a 100 million plus spending spree............:D

bm365

kfallon wrote: »

you could be a member of the opposite sex for one day who would it be? I'd go for Kelly Brook, I'd take the day off work and just fap uncontrollably for the day, there would be all sorts going up me gooter :eek:

Alternatively I'd be the bird who works in our office who is sexy as fook

If you were Kelly Brook you should have a lesbian romp with that bird from your office!

mickydoomsux

galwayrush wrote: »

I'll be from where-ever if it means i could go on a 100 million plus spending spree............:D

If you were from Limerick you'd end up blowing it all on chavved-up Toyota Starlets and Dutch Gold.